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Title: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 13 Feb 2017, 14:52
Got this from an author forum I'm on and it's a good laugh.  Basically this is one continuing story, each person can add only 4 words to it.  They can be as zany or surreal as you like but should at least read like part of a proper sentence! 

I'll start off with a traditional intro... and then someone else adds 4 words, and we just keep going and see where this leads us!




Once upon a time


THE STORY SO FAR (thanks Kumpel and S-Made for collating some of the chapters):

Chapter 1

Once upon a time there was a goat which fell from a magical floating train station on top of a high mountain. The goat died horribly. Suddenly a gigantic beetle appeared in a wizard's robe to play with his bits and ennoble his manhood. "I bestow the sobriquet Du'Ray'cell the Ever Ready with the power to summon an army of Little dry humping bunnies." The beetle placed his cigar between his mandibles eagerly waiting for the opening of the portal. The goat carcass began to get dry humped , it moisturized it's hump, All in attendance despaired the carcass was repaired. In walked Fred Astaire saying this ain't fair dancing without a care The goat yelled "baahhh. Itch gonna get paid unless I get laid" the goat was afraid. When Du'Ray'Cell heard this she suddenly turned into a sidestreet and parked. The trunk popped open a can of Pepsi filled with Coca Cola which ripped a hole the size of the Queen's largest corgi's head , flew out of the earth's atmosphere and landed on the planet of Uranus! It was lucky Chief Inspector Beetle Juice with his partner called in time to stop Hillary Clinton from destroying Bill's collection of rare used toilet paper rolls. If only Oceanspirit Denis knew about his terminal case of raging halitosis, then he would be not in this story. However, he was unaware that his breath stank but the Wizard smelt his behind. That smells like dayowlron's last meal. He quipped. Meanwhile, robots stormed into the water, corrupting their morality chips. Suddenly a gigantic blue tortoise appeared asking him to suspend his disbelief. He sank into the vat of pig lard and found the great white shark named Dave Seaman. His teeth were underestimated, like a Ronaldinho with cat-like reflexes! Dave told him that there would never be another cake like the first cake in life. But he already knew that she was coming. She, being the notorious cat burglar of the of the 1980's. Suddenly she fell flat down on top of the goat. This made a horn poke right through her red underpanties. So it goes without saying. Suddenly the Pepsi can exploded and a Coca-Cola wave flooded the AGS forums. Oceanspirit Dennis was taken aside by AGA to Dave Gilbert, who only survived when they grabbed the goat corpse and bent it over a inflated AGS survival raft. The brown liquid had goat blood in it. It started seeping into it's hooves. So the AGS lifeguard dove into the mysterious depths to pull out the plug that was located near the bottom of the rumpus room thread. Now everyone thought it was about time to refresh the browser window to check if now the end was not. The forums smell of soda like the ancient pagoda or a modern decoder or ZX Spectrum loader, what a foul odor. From the goats shoulder Dave laid there dying, asking "What? How? WHY?" as the egg protruded out of his gills. The egg cracked open in a pool of distressingly malodorous amniotic fluid. Then out came small wobbly purple tentacle. An ominous creature peeked through the amniotic fluid and a a red egg suddenly fell onto dave's corpse. The ominous creature vomited violently from it's massive mouth, as it slowly ate Daves mangled corpse with a satisfied burp. Meanwhile, Danvzare attempted to climp up the goat. Fred called Du'Ray'Cell and slyly reversed the charges so that he might celebrate his birthday with Puff, the magic dragon. But Puff didn't want any cake because he was allergic to rabbit and the buttercream contained copious rabbit droppings. Still, he managed to sneak out of the crowded room undetected, because he is as fast as a ninja with his pretty killer tasting toothpaste. And then it happened. Ooooooooooooooo, then it happened. The incredible happening happened! Like nothing before it.  And like nothing since. It was oh so that someone or something would have been there just watching all the weasels traipse out of a back door somewhere, worshipping the goat cadaver in the hope that it would rise high but it didn't. Fifty minutes later they tried eating a Jill sandwich but they didn't have enough hot chlli sauce to make it taste like a good meal.

Chapter 2 

The Bogeyman. He's scary.

Chapter 3

The incident with a dead goat has got to stop being referenced.  It was an accident, that crashed into the dead goat's dead brother, Goaty McGoatface, and his cousin, Goatbert Goatington McGoatface who is unrelated to any goat that's breathing. The goat family decided to cull the herd so they visited the goathic church of the Holy Coptic Helicopter where everyone went on a rotory chip chop party wearing a pink tutu and a studded leather outfit for common bestiality. Everyone looked so pretty! Then the event began engulfed in a cloud of smoke, the goats gasped for free clean air, in an attempt to escape the matrix. Finding itself surprisingly trapped in the irrational course that is life, they began meditating violently. This caused structural damage in the space time continuum... Bad stuff then happened... ..., despite many complacent predictions, things had suddenly gone pear-shaped.  However, no one ever heard from the goat again. And that was the beginning of the apocalypse. Sticky was the apocolypse, it never went away but stayed suspended in "Fireballs-in-face" stage thinking "what is this madness about goat corpses that keeps popping up?" Just then, a goat decided to prove her strength in a contest of wits, despite how desperate it tried to think of a reason not to start with no functional frontal lobe but could not find neither heads or tails of its relatives. This shocking revelation made it convulse uncontrollably for hours until he come and me wan' go home in the daylight hours of Raccoon City's airport. Apo the Apocalypse knew that the end was not yet in sight and so she hired an army of squirrels to ravish the land. The squirrels began by summoning an ancient, dead Lollypop lady complete with her beloved, dead, hircine. The lady then exploded and to everyone's relief she wasn't radioactive. After removing her bits from from their fluffy tails, the squirrels decided to throw a dancing party! During the party, the absolute best samba moves were nothing compared to the Doritos served at Sid's bar. They then released salsa from the salsa reservoir, and flooded the dance floor with spicy tomato sauce and sticky cheddar cheese. By sheer luck, the cheese was tasty and delicious but also very fattening. "Oh cheese! to thee I give ye a golden opportunity to be eaten by me." The music became more lively as the storm approached  and the summoning began to bring together all ducks and whales to party like it's 1999 and summon the lollypop to the other side of the college campus for the lady with large hair and bigger hircine than before, was completely lost in this perplexingly metaphysical ritualistic conundrum. And then it ended. And the sun rose... and the moon ripened... and the night faded. And then it happened! And it happened again! Harold's uncontrollable flatulence was in fact the big secret ingredient of the three tier wedding cake. Who got married? That will remain a mystery. Even to those married.

Chapter 4

A new beginning was in order to correct the mistakes made by malodorous creatures with goat flat feet. 
It would be challenging to convince the judge to convict the goat. 
Even with the mountains flattened because of the huge flying saucer that Du'Ray'Cell summoned to undo The never ending bunny.
But still, they would carry on dancing merrily round the mulberry bush.
It was said that two wise homeless men died when they saw the unfathomable darkness of solitude and monkeys which enjoyed dining on mouldy goat carcasses covered in sweet putrefied flesh and even sweeter royal icing.
It was a feast, not for the eyes but for the small intestine of the lesser known heroes of the realm of flatulence.
Several goats joined the feast, showing appallingly bad taste in regards to their choice of Hawaiian shorts and heavy snow jackets.
But it worked, and the fashion police came rejoicing greatly about the goatskin jackets that the fedora wearing american archeologist had found in Tutankhamun's chamber pot, leading to the goat's conviction happening, a.k.a. The GCH.
Every time it rains, the goats are herded into coffee shops where they sit and gossip about greener grass on the back of a giant pimple.
Suddenly, the coffee, which was formerly delicious, became rather lukewarm, like the semen of a shaggy Arabian horse.
Then, in unison, people started to yell "Hakuna Matata!".
And suddenly they all grew horns and hooves and galloped into the mouth of a giant thermonuclear reactor core, which caused them to become superheroes who fought against people staring at goats.
Twenty years later, the horrendous smell of their feces could be used to seduce a large group of trolls into relinquishing the secret to the island of monkeys where people go to read Agatha Christie novels and spread their sweaty skin all over.
Meanwhile, the polar caps continued to be exploited by Santa and his shameless nudist elves, who loved to put their tiny asses in the snow.
It was ironic because elves always complain about how the cold snow makes their feet swallow.
Later, the goats eventually settled their differences with a roshambo tournament; however, due to their hooves they couldn't quite walk nor rashambo each other.
Unfortunately it was the final round of the popular game known as "Eat Your Own Head While Jumping On One", a traditional pastime in the outermost reaches of Flatheadia.
The naughty spanking of apple trees in your area is a way to distract the public from truth that Tycho Magnetic Anomalies happen, even if you don't yet notice them happening.
Which is all very Christmas and a happy gay old time for humbug-loving aardvark mutatants, considering the fact that most them don't even have a pre-frontal cortex but they do have a good sense of whether or not they're genuinely funny, or just desperately trying to get a glimpse of the second sun.
"Enough!" said Gurok, who ironically was the cause for the first sun becoming too "mainstream" for the goats.

Chapter 5

On the side of bread that's not buttered is the buttered side.
My brain hurts now, a pulsing reminder of how life feels when you realize that butter is sometimes tangentially transient.
But butter can also create a feeling of deep obsession, on account of the polish milkladies who smear it on liberally when hunky firefighters take a break from fighting fire and sipping non-alcoholic cocktails.
This is a testament to their quite incredible butter skills and their copious amounts of churned cream.
If you think that's crazy, just wait till you hear about what they like to do to with goat milk!
They never seen the face sophisticated pasteurization protocols until the goat butter machine went offline due to unprecedented server load.
The only silver lining was the small quantity of butter that was found when the mythical dairy vault was opened with the skeleton key revealed the day before.
"I hereby declare you goat and therefore you must now leave", the overseer said.
"What's going on?!" cried the master pasteurizer, revealing presently his intent to cause untold mayhem, by releasing a fourth side to the three-sided Triangle of Unintentional Doom.
The triangle of WHAT?
The Triangle of DOOM.
And thus the universe was never the same.
At the end of the day, all goats went to bed early, only to find that their testicles had developed the ability to commit inexcusable sin.
When seals would rub their flippers together vigorously, the heat becomes unbearable in seconds.
If anyone is getting mixed signals from this continuous stream of disconnected sentence fragments, we apologise.
We apologize so much, that an apology alone seems worthless in comparison to the hopeless desperation of basement dwelling nerds.

Chapter 6

A loud noise was heard coming from the Polish milkladies who had dropped ALL the jugs of goat milk.
But they were not fired because of their amazing lawyers.
Good to have someone to call when the going gets tough, because these ladies were summoned by the great God Of Dairy Products, Da'r-EE-Le'e, whose face was that of Nicolas Cage wearing John Travolta's face.
"Grease" or "Battlefield Earth"? asked the iridescent ponies, who got punished instantly by Roger Ebert's ghost.
Later, the goats heard that their herd was heard, although they quietly hoard horribly hairy hats.
Suddenly, a giant blue whale swam by, blowing whale-sized spit balls at God, which is ironic because God had just made the whale so strong that even the other Gods said, "Holy shit! He's dead!"
It was clear that this could never have been foreseen by the oracle conveniently hidden in plain sight.
That said, the oracle's mysterious words transcended time and space.
"Far out, dude," said the omniscient observer to his plant named Chuck.
Chuck didn't reply, but grew some more leaves.
The observer, LeChuck Junior, then decided to write strongly worded letters to his proctologist.
These letters were so red that it was a pain and a pleasure for all those in attendance when they were read by computers, double speed.
Nobody could ever think that the goats were down with the sickness and gifted with madness.
Because they had certificates of authenticity, these goats were worth quite a goat-load of money.
Then Lechuck Junior gave ClickClickClick as goat food to the goat god.
The goat god was actually Billy Connolly.
He liked ClickClickClick's taste, but the aftertaste was bitter.
Afterwards, the goat god made an eleventh Commandment dictating that goats, henceforth, should only wear fluorescent cheap sheep wool caps.
Naturally, the sheep were afraid of luminous water and cheese wheels, so they decided to convert to a new religion where goats don't need to be involved. 
This made fluorescent caps go up in market value so goats couldn't afford their strangely iridescent headgear which would sit atop the fourth wall.
Then many beautiful goat maidens were chosen to become, like so many before, chefs to the octopus overlords worshiping golden idols of Bob the Builder.

Chapter 7

7921 years prior, Mister Wigglebottom was watering his watermelon patch when he discovered a hole in the space-time continuum, leading refreshening lemonade through a funnel, then a sieve, then a series of interconnected tubes, ultimately spilling out into the open, nebulous black of space.
Afraid of what he might encounter.
The great space explorer Rex Wilco whipped off his pink flesh, revealing his skeleton.
Rex then started singing, playing bones like xylophones, rhyming verses that should never ever be rhymed.
His song ascended into a funky beat, reminiscent of a funkier time. And then he jumped cause they said so.
Who are they? 
Well, it's hard to say.
Starting at the beginning, there was a goat-shaped cloud, an omen of goats to come.
And how they came.
But how they came to coming was how they left the flock.
"Silence!" bellowed a presumptuous armadillo with rainbow hair and a butt tattoo of a bean burrito.
"Without a doubt, this is a most delicious burrito!" Exclaimed the armadillo.
"Not so fast," snapped a snapping turtle named Snappy the Snapitious Snapitor, of Snapping Snappton.
The way he said it implied deep knowledge of speed. 
Indeed, he is a renowned master of "Gotta Go Fast" theory.
"Sooooo you think you can dance?  Show me."
Slow and sexy he performed the paso doble, which was a very awkward dance, performed solo.
"Not bad but you could use a partner."
Here, take this one, the Armadillo said as he openend his big satchel of inflatable dolls.
One for you and you and you and...him.
"Now let's see if you're good enough to dance upside-down, darling," he quipped as the room slowly began to rotate slowly and then slowly even slower.
Finally he found viagra flavoured water in his sexy looking inflatable doll.
Drinking it quickly, he got Smurf blue teeth.
"What? No boner?" he shoutet at his penis, sputtering blue liquid everywhere.
"WHY!?!" He screamed.
Suddenly his teeth started to grow quite rapidly. 
Tusks began to form, and, realizing this, the armadillo shouted thrilled "It's alive!!!"

Chapter 8

It was the best time for a nuclear meltdown.
But Snappy didn't like eating Plutonium sauce without an uranium topping, so he uncorked a bottle of his finest North Korean nuke flavoured vomit with carrot chunks, applying them generously with radiant whip cream and succulent hippopotamus rump steak.
"This hippo meat originated from my wife, who can't stand the pressure of being married to Ol' Snappy here," he claimed.
"I hope she doesn't mind if I eat her." Snappy then opened a secret compartment revealing an inter-dimensional portal in orange and blue gift wrapping, that never was activated.
He then went through the portal, just to find out where it led.
Little computer people looked at the end credits, surprised by the hidden meaning of "No animals were harmed during the making of this sentence".
Strange to think that only yesterday he was recovering from sentence-induced wounds.
Crying, a thing he never knew existed until now.
Laughing, a thing he practiced copiously, albeit with little enthusiasm.
When goats laugh, they usually blow trumpeting sounds from their anal openings while yelling furiously at each other's parents in incoherent haiku.
When goats cry, everything falls apart, literally everything.
But goat tears form shapes nobody would ever want to see described.
Out of the blue AGS cup, came a disgusting smell that was somewhat like rotting skunk or a McDonald's burger.
Snappy took a sip, "gaak! schwaa! blurgh! EEEEEEeeeeeeee..." he cried, melting into a goat-shaped puddle of putrescent, sizzling, multi-colored slime.
The slime then began to take the form of Old Snappy but this time he had mutations, including terrible bulging forearms and an appetite like a goat in heat.
Feeling like someone who could take on a drunk mall Santa, this monstrous Snappy mutation began to rampage through a tulip garden.
Ironically, this garden was poisoned, which made him even more determined to find solace among the trees.
A friendly bird came to warn Snappy of the poisoned tulip garden hidden deep within the past, and he remembered.
He remembered the tumoils, the tumors, and turmoils, tortoises, turtles and terrapins, tortillas, traffic cones, and turgid topaz-tinted tarantulas tearing through the terrain.
This needless alliteration was also an arbitrary agitation, aggravating Albert and Anita, amazingly activating artificial anacondas slithering sideways so skillfully.
Suddenly Snappy sought salvation.


Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Retro Wolf on 13 Feb 2017, 15:39
there was a goat
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Post by: NicolaGs on 13 Feb 2017, 15:50
which fell from a
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Post by: CaptainD on 13 Feb 2017, 15:52
magical floating train station
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Post by: Cassiebsg on 13 Feb 2017, 15:57
on top of a
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Post by: dayowlron on 13 Feb 2017, 16:12
high mountain. The goat
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Post by: Haggis on 13 Feb 2017, 16:15
died horribly. Suddenly a
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Post by: Danvzare on 13 Feb 2017, 16:52
gigantic beetle appeared in
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Post by: dayowlron on 13 Feb 2017, 17:22
a wizard's robe to
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Post by: Retro Wolf on 13 Feb 2017, 17:53
play with his bits.
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Post by: MiteWiseacreLives! on 13 Feb 2017, 18:26
and ennoble his manhood.
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Post by: Haggis on 13 Feb 2017, 19:07
"I bestow the sobriquet
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Post by: CaptainD on 13 Feb 2017, 19:52
Du'Ray'cell the Ever Ready
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Post by: Mandle on 13 Feb 2017, 23:16
with the power to

Yeah, I've played these before and they are a lot of fun, especially when the story is assembled every ten pages or so (laugh)
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Post by: Hazel on 13 Feb 2017, 23:35
summon an army of
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Post by: NickyNyce on 13 Feb 2017, 23:39
Little dry humping bunnies.
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Post by: Gurok on 13 Feb 2017, 23:45
" The beetle placed his
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Post by: Haggis on 13 Feb 2017, 23:58
cigar between his mandibles
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Post by: NickyNyce on 14 Feb 2017, 00:01
eagerly waiting for the
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Post by: Mandle on 14 Feb 2017, 00:14
opening of the portal.
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Post by: Haggis on 14 Feb 2017, 00:16
The goat carcass began
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Post by: NickyNyce on 14 Feb 2017, 00:21
to get dry humped

*Considering nobody has continued this yet, I understand that I am sick, and I will seek professional help immediately!
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Post by: MiteWiseacreLives! on 14 Feb 2017, 06:03
, it moisturized it's hump,
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Post by: CaptainD on 14 Feb 2017, 08:36
All in attendance despaired
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Post by: NickyNyce on 14 Feb 2017, 11:46
the carcass was repaired.
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Post by: Mandle on 14 Feb 2017, 11:49
In walked Fred Astaire
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Post by: selmiak on 14 Feb 2017, 12:01
saying this ain't fair
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Post by: CaptainD on 14 Feb 2017, 12:06
dancing without a care
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Post by: NickyNyce on 14 Feb 2017, 12:44
The goat yelled "baahhh"
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Post by: Haggis on 14 Feb 2017, 13:39
"itch gonna get paid"
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Post by: Danvzare on 14 Feb 2017, 14:22
"unless I get laid"
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Post by: NickyNyce on 14 Feb 2017, 15:55
the goat was afraid.
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Post by: Kumpel on 14 Feb 2017, 19:10
When Du'Ray'Cell heard this
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Post by: selmiak on 14 Feb 2017, 22:53
she suddenly turned into
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Post by: Mandle on 15 Feb 2017, 00:11
a sidestreet and parked.
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Post by: NickyNyce on 15 Feb 2017, 00:40
The trunk popped open
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Post by: Gurok on 15 Feb 2017, 00:49
a can of Pepsi
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Post by: Haggis on 15 Feb 2017, 01:18
filled with Coca Cola
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Post by: Kumpel on 15 Feb 2017, 01:20
which ripped a hole
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Post by: selmiak on 15 Feb 2017, 01:42
the size of the
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Post by: CaptainD on 15 Feb 2017, 08:43
Queen's largest corgi's head
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Post by: Danvzare on 15 Feb 2017, 12:18
, flew out of the
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Post by: Kumpel on 15 Feb 2017, 21:49
@Danzvazare
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The trunk popped open a can of Pepsi filled with Coca Cola which ripped a hole the size of the Queen's largest corgi's head flew out of the ...

Please add a comma in front of "flew"?!

earth's atmosphere and landed
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Post by: Hazel on 15 Feb 2017, 22:08
on the planet of
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Post by: Gurok on 15 Feb 2017, 23:11
Uranus! It was lucky
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Post by: Haggis on 15 Feb 2017, 23:14
Chief Inspector Beetle Juice
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Post by: Hazel on 15 Feb 2017, 23:46
with his partner called
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Post by: Gurok on 16 Feb 2017, 00:38
in time to stop
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Post by: NickyNyce on 16 Feb 2017, 01:42
Hillary Clinton from destroying
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Post by: Stupot on 16 Feb 2017, 06:39
Bill's collection of rare
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Post by: Mandle on 16 Feb 2017, 08:04
used toilet paper rolls
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Post by: MiteWiseacreLives! on 16 Feb 2017, 08:14
. If only Oceanspirit Denis
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Post by: Gurok on 16 Feb 2017, 08:17
knew about his terminal
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Post by: CaptainD on 16 Feb 2017, 08:41
case of raging halitosis
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Post by: Danvzare on 16 Feb 2017, 12:17
, then he would be
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Post by: Mandle on 16 Feb 2017, 13:57
not in this story.
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Post by: CaptainD on 16 Feb 2017, 14:09
However, he was unaware
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Post by: Mandle on 16 Feb 2017, 14:36
that his breath stank
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Post by: MiteWiseacreLives! on 16 Feb 2017, 14:41
but the Wizard smelt
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Post by: selmiak on 16 Feb 2017, 15:34
his behind. That smells
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Post by: dayowlron on 16 Feb 2017, 15:37
like my last meal.
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Post by: Gurok on 16 Feb 2017, 16:45
He quipped. Meanwhile, robots
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Post by: Cassiebsg on 16 Feb 2017, 16:47
stormed into the water
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Post by: Retro Wolf on 16 Feb 2017, 16:57
, corrupting their morality chips.
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Post by: Danvzare on 16 Feb 2017, 18:16
Suddenly a gigantic blue
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Post by: dayowlron on 16 Feb 2017, 19:19
tortoise appeared asking him
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Post by: Stupot on 16 Feb 2017, 19:54
to suspend his disbelief.
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Post by: Cassiebsg on 16 Feb 2017, 20:50
He sank into the
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Post by: Mandle on 16 Feb 2017, 22:42
vat of pig lard
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Post by: Hazel on 16 Feb 2017, 23:05
and found the great
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Post by: Haggis on 17 Feb 2017, 01:04
white shark named Dave
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Post by: Stupot on 17 Feb 2017, 02:19
Seaman. His teeth were
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Post by: Haggis on 17 Feb 2017, 02:27
underestimated, like a Ronaldinho
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Post by: CaptainD on 17 Feb 2017, 08:38
with cat-like reflexes!
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Post by: Danvzare on 17 Feb 2017, 12:19
Dave told him that
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Post by: dayowlron on 17 Feb 2017, 12:25
There would never be
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Post by: Gurok on 17 Feb 2017, 14:33
another cake like the
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Post by: selmiak on 17 Feb 2017, 16:08
first cake in life.
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Post by: Hazel on 17 Feb 2017, 22:11
But he already knew
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Post by: Cassiebsg on 17 Feb 2017, 22:31
that she was coming.
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Post by: Gurok on 18 Feb 2017, 04:01
She, being the notorious
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Post by: Cassiebsg on 18 Feb 2017, 08:55
cat burglar of the
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Post by: Danvzare on 18 Feb 2017, 18:12
of the 1980's. Suddenly
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Post by: Cassiebsg on 18 Feb 2017, 18:15
she fell flat down
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Post by: dayowlron on 18 Feb 2017, 21:02
on top of the
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Post by: Cassiebsg on 18 Feb 2017, 22:50
goat. This made a
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Post by: NickyNyce on 18 Feb 2017, 23:19
horn poke right through
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Post by: selmiak on 18 Feb 2017, 23:41
her red underpanties. So
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Post by: NickyNyce on 19 Feb 2017, 00:07
it goes without saying.
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Post by: Kumpel on 19 Feb 2017, 01:22
Suddenly the Pepsi can exploded
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Post by: Hazel on 19 Feb 2017, 05:57
and a Coca-Cola wave
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Post by: NickyNyce on 19 Feb 2017, 13:32
flooded the AGS forums.
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Post by: Danvzare on 19 Feb 2017, 16:58
Oceanspirit Dennis was taken
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Post by: Cassiebsg on 19 Feb 2017, 18:25
aside by AGA to
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Post by: Kumpel on 19 Feb 2017, 21:38
Dave Gilbert, who only
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Post by: NickyNyce on 19 Feb 2017, 22:41
survived when they grabbed
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Post by: Gurok on 19 Feb 2017, 23:28
the goat corpse and
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Post by: Stupot on 19 Feb 2017, 23:48
bent it over a
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Post by: NickyNyce on 20 Feb 2017, 00:17
inflated AGS survival raft.
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Post by: Kumpel on 20 Feb 2017, 01:54
The brown liquid had
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Post by: dayowlron on 20 Feb 2017, 02:14
goat blood in it.
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Post by: Gurok on 20 Feb 2017, 02:26
It started seeping into
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Post by: Stupot on 20 Feb 2017, 02:41
it's hooves. So the
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Post by: NickyNyce on 20 Feb 2017, 03:50
AGS lifeguard dove into
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Post by: Hazel on 20 Feb 2017, 05:12
the mysterious depths to
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Post by: Danvzare on 20 Feb 2017, 11:57
pull out the plug
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Post by: NickyNyce on 20 Feb 2017, 13:01
that was located near
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dayowlron on 20 Feb 2017, 13:38
the bottom of the
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Post by: NickyNyce on 20 Feb 2017, 14:51
rumpus room thread. Now
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Post by: Cassiebsg on 20 Feb 2017, 17:06
everyone thought it was
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Post by: selmiak on 20 Feb 2017, 20:22
about time to refresh
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Post by: Cassiebsg on 20 Feb 2017, 20:33
the browser window to
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Post by: Hazel on 20 Feb 2017, 21:12
check if now the
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Post by: Haggis on 20 Feb 2017, 21:26
end.

















It was not.
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Post by: NickyNyce on 20 Feb 2017, 23:47
The forums smell of soda
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Post by: Gurok on 21 Feb 2017, 00:18
like the ancient pagoda
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Post by: Stupot on 21 Feb 2017, 10:12
or a modern decoder
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Post by: CaptainD on 21 Feb 2017, 11:57
or ZX Spectrum loader
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Post by: Danvzare on 21 Feb 2017, 12:11
, what a foul odor.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: NickyNyce on 21 Feb 2017, 12:16
From the goats shoulder.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 22 Feb 2017, 13:00
Dave laid there dying
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 22 Feb 2017, 13:50
asking "What? How? WHY?????????????"
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 22 Feb 2017, 14:39
as the egg protruded
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Post by: Danvzare on 22 Feb 2017, 15:09
out of his gills.
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Post by: NickyNyce on 22 Feb 2017, 15:35
The egg cracked open
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Creamy on 22 Feb 2017, 15:42
in a pool of
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Post by: CaptainD on 22 Feb 2017, 16:19
distressingly malodorous amniotic fluid
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Post by: dayowlron on 22 Feb 2017, 16:31
then out came a
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Post by: NickyNyce on 22 Feb 2017, 18:11
small wobbly purple tentacle.
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Post by: Kumpel on 22 Feb 2017, 18:13
An ominous creature peeked through
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Post by: dayowlron on 22 Feb 2017, 18:36
the amniotic fluid and
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Post by: selmiak on 22 Feb 2017, 23:28
a red egg suddenly
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Kumpel on 23 Feb 2017, 01:30
fell onto dave's corpse.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: NickyNyce on 23 Feb 2017, 01:53
The ominous creature vomited
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Stupot on 23 Feb 2017, 03:48
violently from it's massive
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 23 Feb 2017, 11:21
mouth, as it slowly
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Post by: NickyNyce on 23 Feb 2017, 12:07
ate Daves mangled corpse.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: selmiak on 23 Feb 2017, 13:59
With a satisfied burp
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Post by: Creamy on 23 Feb 2017, 15:02
. Meanwhile, Danvzare attempted to
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 23 Feb 2017, 16:46
climp up the goat.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Kumpel on 23 Feb 2017, 22:36
Fred called Du'Ray'Cell and
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 24 Feb 2017, 10:09
slyly reversed the charges
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Stupot on 24 Feb 2017, 19:15
so that he might
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Post by: dayowlron on 24 Feb 2017, 19:33
celebrate his birthday with
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Post by: Cassiebsg on 24 Feb 2017, 19:44
Puff, the magic dragon.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 24 Feb 2017, 20:13
But Puff didn't want
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dayowlron on 24 Feb 2017, 20:32
any cake because he
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 24 Feb 2017, 20:33
was allergic to rabbit
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Post by: dayowlron on 24 Feb 2017, 20:40
and the buttercream contained
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 24 Feb 2017, 21:22
copious rabbit droppings.  Still,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: selmiak on 24 Feb 2017, 21:29
he managed to sneak
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Post by: Stupot on 25 Feb 2017, 14:56
out of the crowded
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Post by: Danvzare on 25 Feb 2017, 20:42
room undetected, because he
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Post by: selmiak on 25 Feb 2017, 20:53
is as fast as
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Post by: dayowlron on 26 Feb 2017, 12:59
a ninja with his
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Kumpel on 26 Feb 2017, 22:04
pretty killer tasting toothpaste.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Stupot on 27 Feb 2017, 06:51
And then it happened.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 27 Feb 2017, 08:44
Ooooooooooooooo, then it happened.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 27 Feb 2017, 11:22
The incredible happening happened!
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Post by: Stupot on 27 Feb 2017, 12:21
Like nothing before it.
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Post by: CaptainD on 27 Feb 2017, 14:27
And like nothing since.
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Post by: selmiak on 27 Feb 2017, 19:13
It was oh so
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Post by: Kumpel on 27 Feb 2017, 20:12
that someone or something
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Post by: dayowlron on 27 Feb 2017, 20:46
would have been there
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Hazel on 27 Feb 2017, 22:26
just watching all the
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 28 Feb 2017, 01:08
weasels traipse out of
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Post by: Stupot on 28 Feb 2017, 01:46
a back door somewhere
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Kumpel on 28 Feb 2017, 02:36
, worshipping the goat cadaver
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 28 Feb 2017, 10:30
in the hope that
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 28 Feb 2017, 17:20
it would rise high
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: selmiak on 28 Feb 2017, 17:34
but it didn't. Fifty
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Post by: dayowlron on 28 Feb 2017, 21:57
minutes later they tried
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Stupot on 28 Feb 2017, 22:34
eating a Jill sandwich
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Post by: dayowlron on 01 Mar 2017, 03:28
but they didn't have
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 01 Mar 2017, 12:30
enough hot chlli sauce
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Post by: Danvzare on 01 Mar 2017, 12:43
to make it taste
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Post by: Kumpel on 01 Mar 2017, 13:44
like a good meal.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Stupot on 06 Mar 2017, 01:31
Chapter 2 - The Bogeyman.
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Post by: Gurok on 06 Mar 2017, 02:41
He's scary. Chapter 3 -
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Post by: Kumpel on 06 Mar 2017, 11:45
The incident with a
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dayowlron on 06 Mar 2017, 13:19
dead goat has got
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Post by: Danvzare on 06 Mar 2017, 16:00
to stop being referenced.
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Post by: selmiak on 07 Mar 2017, 14:11
It was an accident,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 07 Mar 2017, 20:03
that crashed into the
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Post by: Gurok on 07 Mar 2017, 23:29
dead goat's dead brother
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Post by: Stupot on 08 Mar 2017, 09:19
, Goaty McGoatface, and his
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 08 Mar 2017, 11:25
cousin, Goatbert Goatington McGoatface
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: selmiak on 09 Mar 2017, 00:16
who is unrelated to
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Post by: NickyNyce on 09 Mar 2017, 01:36
any goat that's breathing.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 09 Mar 2017, 02:12
The goat family decided
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 09 Mar 2017, 11:26
to cull the herd
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dayowlron on 09 Mar 2017, 13:48
so they visited the
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Post by: selmiak on 09 Mar 2017, 14:07
goathic church of the
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Creamy on 09 Mar 2017, 14:22
Holy Coptic Helicopter where
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 09 Mar 2017, 14:38
everyone went on a
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Creamy on 09 Mar 2017, 14:59
rotory chip chop party
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 09 Mar 2017, 18:02
wearing a pink tutu
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Post by: kconan on 09 Mar 2017, 18:48
and a studded leather
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Kumpel on 09 Mar 2017, 19:23
outfit for common bestiality
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: selmiak on 10 Mar 2017, 10:57
. Everyone looked so pretty!
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 10 Mar 2017, 11:04
Then the event began
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 10 Mar 2017, 19:01
engulfed in a cloud
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Post by: Danvzare on 11 Mar 2017, 09:58
of smoke, the goats
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 11 Mar 2017, 11:45
gasped for free clean
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Post by: Danvzare on 13 Mar 2017, 10:14
air, in an attempt
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 13 Mar 2017, 11:17
to escape the matrix.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 13 Mar 2017, 13:01
Finding itself surprisingly trapped
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Post by: Crimson Wizard on 13 Mar 2017, 13:34
in the irrational course
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 14 Mar 2017, 11:23
that is life, they
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Post by: selmiak on 14 Mar 2017, 13:51
began meditating violently. This
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 14 Mar 2017, 15:03
caused structural damage in
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Post by: Cassiebsg on 14 Mar 2017, 17:26
the space time continuum...
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Post by: Kumpel on 14 Mar 2017, 22:30
Bad stuff then  happened...
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Post by: Crimson Wizard on 15 Mar 2017, 10:09
..., despite many complacent predictions
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Post by: Danvzare on 15 Mar 2017, 11:23
, things had suddenly gone
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 15 Mar 2017, 12:34
gone pear-shaped.  However,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Kumpel on 17 Mar 2017, 16:29
no one ever heard
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dayowlron on 17 Mar 2017, 17:02
from the goat again.
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Post by: Cassiebsg on 17 Mar 2017, 19:01
And that was the
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 18 Mar 2017, 10:48
beginning of the apocalypse.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: MiteWiseacreLives! on 22 Mar 2017, 15:05
Sticky was the apocolypse,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 22 Mar 2017, 15:40
it never went away
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 22 Mar 2017, 17:52
but stayed suspended in
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: MiteWiseacreLives! on 22 Mar 2017, 18:14
"Fireballs-in-face" stage
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 22 Mar 2017, 20:25
thinking "what is this
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Kumpel on 22 Mar 2017, 23:17
madness about goat corpses
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 23 Mar 2017, 10:50
that keeps popping up?"
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 23 Mar 2017, 11:32
Just then, a goat
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Post by: Crimson Wizard on 23 Mar 2017, 11:50
decided to prove her
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 23 Mar 2017, 13:38
strength in a contest
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 24 Mar 2017, 11:59
of wits, despite how
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: selmiak on 24 Mar 2017, 21:50
desperate it tried to
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 24 Mar 2017, 22:18
think of a reason
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Kumpel on 24 Mar 2017, 22:25
not to start with
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: MiteWiseacreLives! on 25 Mar 2017, 05:38
no functional frontal lobe
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 25 Mar 2017, 10:50
but could not find
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 25 Mar 2017, 10:51
neither heads or tails
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Post by: Danvzare on 26 Mar 2017, 11:57
of its relatives. This
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: selmiak on 26 Mar 2017, 13:01
shocking revelation made it
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 26 Mar 2017, 14:08
convulse uncontrollably for hours
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 26 Mar 2017, 17:24
until he come and
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 27 Mar 2017, 01:00
me wan' go home
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 27 Mar 2017, 10:09
in the daylight hours
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Post by: Danvzare on 27 Mar 2017, 12:01
of Raccoon City's airport.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Kumpel on 27 Mar 2017, 14:31
Apo the Apocalypse knew
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 28 Mar 2017, 12:43
that the end was
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 28 Mar 2017, 12:45
not yet in sight
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Kumpel on 28 Mar 2017, 15:35
and so she hired
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 28 Mar 2017, 18:15
an army of squirrels
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 28 Mar 2017, 18:36
to ravish the land.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 29 Mar 2017, 12:34
The squirrels began by
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Post by: Gurok on 29 Mar 2017, 14:58
summoning an ancient, dead
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 29 Mar 2017, 15:08
Lollypop lady complete with
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Post by: Gurok on 30 Mar 2017, 04:17
her beloved, dead, hircine
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 30 Mar 2017, 11:59
. The lady then exploded
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 30 Mar 2017, 12:19
and to everyone's relief
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: selmiak on 30 Mar 2017, 16:01
she wasn't radioactive. After
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Creamy on 30 Mar 2017, 16:14
removing her bits from
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 31 Mar 2017, 11:48
from their fluffy tails,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 31 Mar 2017, 12:27
the squirrels decided to
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Post by: Cassiebsg on 31 Mar 2017, 20:13
throw a dancing party!
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 01 Apr 2017, 11:36
During the party, the
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Post by: CaptainD on 01 Apr 2017, 13:49
absolute best samba moves
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: selmiak on 02 Apr 2017, 09:58
were nothing compared to
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 03 Apr 2017, 15:09
the Doritos served at
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 03 Apr 2017, 15:11
Sid's bar. They then
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 03 Apr 2017, 15:27
released salsa from the
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Post by: Danvzare on 04 Apr 2017, 11:06
salsa reservoir, and flooded
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Post by: CaptainD on 04 Apr 2017, 12:12
the dance floor with
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Post by: dayowlron on 04 Apr 2017, 12:47
spicy tomato sauce and
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Post by: Cassiebsg on 04 Apr 2017, 15:51
sticky cheddar cheese. By
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Post by: Gurok on 04 Apr 2017, 15:55
sheer luck, the cheese
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: selmiak on 04 Apr 2017, 17:20
was tasty and delicious
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 04 Apr 2017, 18:09
but also very fattening.
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Post by: Crimson Wizard on 05 Apr 2017, 12:52
Oh cheese! to thee
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 05 Apr 2017, 12:53
I give ye a
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 05 Apr 2017, 13:05
golden opportunity to be
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 06 Apr 2017, 11:08
eaten by me. The
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 18 Apr 2017, 16:23
music became more lively
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 19 Apr 2017, 20:29
as the storm approached
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 20 Apr 2017, 12:27
and the summoning began
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Post by: CaptainD on 20 Apr 2017, 12:43
to bring together all
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 20 Apr 2017, 21:16
ducks and whales to
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 21 Apr 2017, 00:14
party like it's 1999
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 21 Apr 2017, 10:55
and summon the lollypop
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 21 Apr 2017, 17:51
to the other side
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dayowlron on 21 Apr 2017, 17:53
of the college campus
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 22 Apr 2017, 11:03
for the lady with
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 22 Apr 2017, 11:15
large hair and bigger
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 24 Apr 2017, 11:15
hircine than before, was
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 25 Apr 2017, 21:33
completely lost in this
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 26 Apr 2017, 10:16
perplexingly metaphysical ritualistic conundrum.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 26 Apr 2017, 10:45
And then it ended.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 26 Apr 2017, 17:14
And the sun rose...
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 27 Apr 2017, 01:47
and the moon ripened...
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 29 Apr 2017, 11:51
and the night faded.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 29 Apr 2017, 13:06
And then it happened!
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 01 May 2017, 16:01
And it happened again!
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 01 May 2017, 16:34
Harold's uncontrollable flatulence was
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Kumpel on 01 May 2017, 23:08
in fact the big
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 01 May 2017, 23:24
secret ingredient of the
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dayowlron on 02 May 2017, 03:10
three tier wedding cake.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Kumpel on 14 May 2017, 10:59
Who got married? That
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 14 May 2017, 13:21
will remain a mystery.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 15 May 2017, 08:54
Even to those married.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Kumpel on 31 May 2017, 18:40
I found the time to sum up the first 8 pages of this amazing story with slight changes in grammar and replacing a me with the poster's name :)
Maybe CaptainD or Snarky could add it to the first post.


Once upon a time there was a goat which fell from a magical floating train station on top of a high mountain. The goat died horribly. Suddenly a gigantic beetle appeared in a wizard's robe to play with his bits and ennoble his manhood. "I bestow the sobriquet Du'Ray'cell the Ever Ready with the power to summon an army of Little dry humping bunnies." The beetle placed his cigar between his mandibles eagerly waiting for the opening of the portal. The goat carcass began to get dry humped , it moisturized it's hump, All in attendance despaired the carcass was repaired. In walked Fred Astaire saying this ain't fair dancing without a care The goat yelled "baahhh. Itch gonna get paid unless I get laid" the goat was afraid. When Du'Ray'Cell heard this she suddenly turned into a sidestreet and parked. The trunk popped open a can of Pepsi filled with Coca Cola which ripped a hole the size of the Queen's largest corgi's head , flew out of the earth's atmosphere and landed on the planet of Uranus! It was lucky Chief Inspector Beetle Juice with his partner called in time to stop Hillary Clinton from destroying Bill's collection of rare used toilet paper rolls. If only Oceanspirit Denis knew about his terminal case of raging halitosis, then he would be not in this story. However, he was unaware that his breath stank but the Wizard smelt his behind. That smells like dayowlron's last meal. He quipped. Meanwhile, robots stormed into the water, corrupting their morality chips. Suddenly a gigantic blue tortoise appeared asking him to suspend his disbelief. He sank into the vat of pig lard and found the great white shark named Dave Seaman. His teeth were underestimated, like a Ronaldinho with cat-like reflexes! Dave told him that there would never be another cake like the first cake in life. But he already knew that she was coming. She, being the notorious cat burglar of the of the 1980's. Suddenly she fell flat down on top of the goat. This made a horn poke right through her red underpanties. So it goes without saying. Suddenly the Pepsi can exploded and a Coca-Cola wave flooded the AGS forums. Oceanspirit Dennis was taken aside by AGA to Dave Gilbert, who only survived when they grabbed the goat corpse and bent it over a inflated AGS survival raft. The brown liquid had goat blood in it. It started seeping into it's hooves. So the AGS lifeguard dove into the mysterious depths to pull out the plug that was located near the bottom of the rumpus room thread. Now everyone thought it was about time to refresh the browser window to check if now the end was not. The forums smell of soda like the ancient pagoda or a modern decoder or ZX Spectrum loader, what a foul odor. From the goats shoulder Dave laid there dying, asking "What? How? WHY?" as the egg protruded out of his gills. The egg cracked open in a pool of distressingly malodorous amniotic fluid. Then out came small wobbly purple tentacle. An ominous creature peeked through the amniotic fluid and a a red egg suddenly fell onto dave's corpse. The ominous creature vomited violently from it's massive mouth, as it slowly ate Daves mangled corpse with a satisfied burp. Meanwhile, Danvzare attempted to climp up the goat. Fred called Du'Ray'Cell and slyly reversed the charges so that he might celebrate his birthday with Puff, the magic dragon. But Puff didn't want any cake because he was allergic to rabbit and the buttercream contained copious rabbit droppings. Still, he managed to sneak out of the crowded room undetected, because he is as fast as a ninja with his pretty killer tasting toothpaste. And then it happened. Ooooooooooooooo, then it happened. The incredible happening happened! Like nothing before it.

The next 8 pages will follow soon, as long as nobody else will do it in the meantime. :P

Let's continue:


Fourth Chapter:
A new
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 31 May 2017, 20:33
beginning was in order


(Thanks for collating, I've added it to the first post :-D)
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 01 Jun 2017, 11:30
to correct the mistakes
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 01 Jun 2017, 12:07
made by malodorous creatures
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Post by: Cassiebsg on 01 Jun 2017, 17:03
with goat flat feet.
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Post by: Danvzare on 02 Jun 2017, 11:50
It would be challenging
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Post by: CaptainD on 02 Jun 2017, 13:40
to convince the judge
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Post by: Cassiebsg on 02 Jun 2017, 13:45
to convict the goat.
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Post by: Danvzare on 03 Jun 2017, 11:07
Even with the mountains
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Post by: CaptainD on 03 Jun 2017, 17:05
flattened because of the
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Post by: Cassiebsg on 03 Jun 2017, 17:58
huge flying saucer that
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Post by: Kumpel on 04 Jun 2017, 22:28
Du'Ray'Cell summoned to undo
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Post by: Kumpel on 04 Jun 2017, 22:56
Pages 8 to 16 (wtf)

And like nothing since. It was oh so that someone or something would have been there just watching all the weasels traipse out of a back door somewhere, worshipping the goat cadaver in the hope that it would rise high but it didn't. Fifty minutes later they tried eating a Jill sandwich but they didn't have enough hot chlli sauce to make it taste like a good meal.

Chapter 2 - The Bogeyman.
He's scary.

Chapter 3 - The incident with a dead goat has got to stop being referenced.
It was an accident, that crashed into the dead goat's dead brother, Goaty McGoatface, and his cousin, Goatbert Goatington McGoatface who is unrelated to any goat that's breathing. The goat family decided to cull the herd so they visited the goathic church of the Holy Coptic Helicopter where everyone went on a rotory chip chop party wearing a pink tutu and a studded leather outfit for common bestiality. Everyone looked so pretty! Then the event began engulfed in a cloud of smoke, the goats gasped for free clean air, in an attempt to escape the matrix. Finding itself surprisingly trapped in the irrational course that is life, they began meditating violently. This caused structural damage in the space time continuum... Bad stuff then happened... ..., despite many complacent predictions, things had suddenly gone pear-shaped.  However, no one ever heard from the goat again. And that was the beginning of the apocalypse. Sticky was the apocolypse, it never went away but stayed suspended in "Fireballs-in-face" stage thinking "what is this madness about goat corpses that keeps popping up?" Just then, a goat decided to prove her strength in a contest of wits, despite how desperate it tried to think of a reason not to start with no functional frontal lobe but could not find neither heads or tails of its relatives. This shocking revelation made it convulse uncontrollably for hours until he come and me wan' go home in the daylight hours of Raccoon City's airport. Apo the Apocalypse knew that the end was not yet in sight and so she hired an army of squirrels to ravish the land. The squirrels began by summoning an ancient, dead Lollypop lady complete with her beloved, dead, hircine. The lady then exploded and to everyone's relief she wasn't radioactive. After removing her bits from from their fluffy tails, the squirrels decided to throw a dancing party! During the party, the absolute best samba moves were nothing compared to the Doritos served at Sid's bar. They then released salsa from the salsa reservoir, and flooded the dance floor with spicy tomato sauce and sticky cheddar cheese. By sheer luck, the cheese was tasty and delicious but also very fattening. "Oh cheese! to thee I give ye a golden opportunity to be eaten by me." The music became more lively as the storm approached  and the summoning began to bring together all ducks and whales to party like it's 1999 and summon the lollypop to the other side of the college campus for the lady with large hair and bigger hircine than before, was completely lost in this perplexingly metaphysical ritualistic conundrum. And then it ended. And the sun rose... and the moon ripened... and the night faded. And then it happened! And it happened again! Harold's uncontrollable flatulence was in fact the big secret ingredient of the three tier wedding cake. Who got married? That will remain a mystery. Even to those married.

Happy continues!
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Post by: Cassiebsg on 05 Jun 2017, 00:45
the never ending bunny.
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Post by: Danvzare on 05 Jun 2017, 11:20
But still, they would
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Post by: CaptainD on 05 Jun 2017, 12:25
THE STORY SO FAR

Chapter 1

Once upon a time there was a goat which fell from a magical floating train station on top of a high mountain. The goat died horribly. Suddenly a gigantic beetle appeared in a wizard's robe to play with his bits and ennoble his manhood. "I bestow the sobriquet Du'Ray'cell the Ever Ready with the power to summon an army of Little dry humping bunnies." The beetle placed his cigar between his mandibles eagerly waiting for the opening of the portal. The goat carcass began to get dry humped , it moisturized it's hump, All in attendance despaired the carcass was repaired. In walked Fred Astaire saying this ain't fair dancing without a care The goat yelled "baahhh. Itch gonna get paid unless I get laid" the goat was afraid. When Du'Ray'Cell heard this she suddenly turned into a sidestreet and parked. The trunk popped open a can of Pepsi filled with Coca Cola which ripped a hole the size of the Queen's largest corgi's head , flew out of the earth's atmosphere and landed on the planet of Uranus! It was lucky Chief Inspector Beetle Juice with his partner called in time to stop Hillary Clinton from destroying Bill's collection of rare used toilet paper rolls. If only Oceanspirit Denis knew about his terminal case of raging halitosis, then he would be not in this story. However, he was unaware that his breath stank but the Wizard smelt his behind. That smells like dayowlron's last meal. He quipped. Meanwhile, robots stormed into the water, corrupting their morality chips. Suddenly a gigantic blue tortoise appeared asking him to suspend his disbelief. He sank into the vat of pig lard and found the great white shark named Dave Seaman. His teeth were underestimated, like a Ronaldinho with cat-like reflexes! Dave told him that there would never be another cake like the first cake in life. But he already knew that she was coming. She, being the notorious cat burglar of the of the 1980's. Suddenly she fell flat down on top of the goat. This made a horn poke right through her red underpanties. So it goes without saying. Suddenly the Pepsi can exploded and a Coca-Cola wave flooded the AGS forums. Oceanspirit Dennis was taken aside by AGA to Dave Gilbert, who only survived when they grabbed the goat corpse and bent it over a inflated AGS survival raft. The brown liquid had goat blood in it. It started seeping into it's hooves. So the AGS lifeguard dove into the mysterious depths to pull out the plug that was located near the bottom of the rumpus room thread. Now everyone thought it was about time to refresh the browser window to check if now the end was not. The forums smell of soda like the ancient pagoda or a modern decoder or ZX Spectrum loader, what a foul odor. From the goats shoulder Dave laid there dying, asking "What? How? WHY?" as the egg protruded out of his gills. The egg cracked open in a pool of distressingly malodorous amniotic fluid. Then out came small wobbly purple tentacle. An ominous creature peeked through the amniotic fluid and a a red egg suddenly fell onto dave's corpse. The ominous creature vomited violently from it's massive mouth, as it slowly ate Daves mangled corpse with a satisfied burp. Meanwhile, Danvzare attempted to climp up the goat. Fred called Du'Ray'Cell and slyly reversed the charges so that he might celebrate his birthday with Puff, the magic dragon. But Puff didn't want any cake because he was allergic to rabbit and the buttercream contained copious rabbit droppings. Still, he managed to sneak out of the crowded room undetected, because he is as fast as a ninja with his pretty killer tasting toothpaste. And then it happened. Ooooooooooooooo, then it happened. The incredible happening happened! Like nothing before it.  And like nothing since. It was oh so that someone or something would have been there just watching all the weasels traipse out of a back door somewhere, worshipping the goat cadaver in the hope that it would rise high but it didn't. Fifty minutes later they tried eating a Jill sandwich but they didn't have enough hot chlli sauce to make it taste like a good meal.

Chapter 2 

The Bogeyman. He's scary.

Chapter 3

The incident with a dead goat has got to stop being referenced.  It was an accident, that crashed into the dead goat's dead brother, Goaty McGoatface, and his cousin, Goatbert Goatington McGoatface who is unrelated to any goat that's breathing. The goat family decided to cull the herd so they visited the goathic church of the Holy Coptic Helicopter where everyone went on a rotory chip chop party wearing a pink tutu and a studded leather outfit for common bestiality. Everyone looked so pretty! Then the event began engulfed in a cloud of smoke, the goats gasped for free clean air, in an attempt to escape the matrix. Finding itself surprisingly trapped in the irrational course that is life, they began meditating violently. This caused structural damage in the space time continuum... Bad stuff then happened... ..., despite many complacent predictions, things had suddenly gone pear-shaped.  However, no one ever heard from the goat again. And that was the beginning of the apocalypse. Sticky was the apocolypse, it never went away but stayed suspended in "Fireballs-in-face" stage thinking "what is this madness about goat corpses that keeps popping up?" Just then, a goat decided to prove her strength in a contest of wits, despite how desperate it tried to think of a reason not to start with no functional frontal lobe but could not find neither heads or tails of its relatives. This shocking revelation made it convulse uncontrollably for hours until he come and me wan' go home in the daylight hours of Raccoon City's airport. Apo the Apocalypse knew that the end was not yet in sight and so she hired an army of squirrels to ravish the land. The squirrels began by summoning an ancient, dead Lollypop lady complete with her beloved, dead, hircine. The lady then exploded and to everyone's relief she wasn't radioactive. After removing her bits from from their fluffy tails, the squirrels decided to throw a dancing party! During the party, the absolute best samba moves were nothing compared to the Doritos served at Sid's bar. They then released salsa from the salsa reservoir, and flooded the dance floor with spicy tomato sauce and sticky cheddar cheese. By sheer luck, the cheese was tasty and delicious but also very fattening. "Oh cheese! to thee I give ye a golden opportunity to be eaten by me." The music became more lively as the storm approached  and the summoning began to bring together all ducks and whales to party like it's 1999 and summon the lollypop to the other side of the college campus for the lady with large hair and bigger hircine than before, was completely lost in this perplexingly metaphysical ritualistic conundrum. And then it ended. And the sun rose... and the moon ripened... and the night faded. And then it happened! And it happened again! Harold's uncontrollable flatulence was in fact the big secret ingredient of the three tier wedding cake. Who got married? That will remain a mystery. Even to those married.

Chapter 4

A new beginning was in order to correct the mistakes made by malodorous creatures with goat flat feet.  It would be challenging to convince the judge to convict the goat.  Even with the mountains flattened because of the huge flying saucer that Du'Ray'Cell summoned to undo The never ending bunny.  But still, they would


carry on dancing merrily
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Post by: Danvzare on 06 Jun 2017, 10:47
round the mulberry bush.
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Post by: CaptainD on 06 Jun 2017, 10:50
It was said that
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Post by: Gurok on 06 Jun 2017, 11:15
two wise homeless men
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Post by: Kumpel on 06 Jun 2017, 11:32
died when they saw
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Post by: CaptainD on 06 Jun 2017, 11:45
the unfathomable darkness of
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Post by: SinSin on 06 Jun 2017, 11:56
solitude and monkeys which
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Post by: Gurok on 07 Jun 2017, 01:18
enjoyed dining on mouldy
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Post by: Danvzare on 07 Jun 2017, 13:17
goat carcasses covered in
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Post by: Cassiebsg on 10 Jun 2017, 11:11
sweet putrefied flesh and
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Post by: Gurok on 10 Jun 2017, 11:31
even sweeter royal icing.
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Post by: CaptainD on 10 Jun 2017, 13:13
It was a feast
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Post by: Kumpel on 11 Jun 2017, 08:43
, not for the eyes
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Post by: Gurok on 11 Jun 2017, 09:06
but for the small
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Post by: CaptainD on 12 Jun 2017, 09:34
intestine of the lesser
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Post by: Danvzare on 12 Jun 2017, 11:27
known heroes of the
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Post by: Gurok on 12 Jun 2017, 12:15
realm of flatulence. Several
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Post by: Cassiebsg on 12 Jun 2017, 12:52
goats joined the feast
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Post by: CaptainD on 12 Jun 2017, 15:09
, showing appallingly bad taste
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Post by: Danvzare on 13 Jun 2017, 13:11
in regards to their
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Post by: CaptainD on 14 Jun 2017, 11:31
choice of Hawaiian shorts
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Post by: Cassiebsg on 14 Jun 2017, 11:54
and heavy snow jackets.
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Post by: Danvzare on 15 Jun 2017, 11:37
But it worked, and
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Post by: Kumpel on 16 Jun 2017, 06:36
the fashion police came
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Post by: CaptainD on 19 Jun 2017, 11:53
rejoicing greatly about the
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Post by: Gurok on 19 Jun 2017, 12:02
goatskin jackets that the
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Post by: Kumpel on 19 Jun 2017, 19:56
fedora wearing american archeologist
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Post by: Danvzare on 20 Jun 2017, 11:16
had found in Tutankhamun's
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Post by: CaptainD on 20 Jun 2017, 11:19
chamber pot, leading to
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Post by: Danvzare on 26 Jun 2017, 12:36
the goat's conviction happening
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Post by: Stupot on 10 Jul 2017, 04:22
, a.k.a. The GCH. Every
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Post by: Gurok on 10 Jul 2017, 04:35
time it rains, the
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Post by: Stupot on 10 Jul 2017, 04:42
goats are herded into
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Post by: Gurok on 10 Jul 2017, 05:00
coffee shops where they
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Post by: manifest class on 10 Jul 2017, 05:32
sit and gossip about
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Post by: CaptainD on 10 Jul 2017, 09:01
greener grass on the
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Post by: manifest class on 10 Jul 2017, 12:25
back of a giant
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Post by: Gurok on 10 Jul 2017, 12:30
pimple. Suddenly, the coffee
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Post by: CaptainD on 10 Jul 2017, 12:59
, which was formerly delicious,
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Post by: Stupot on 10 Jul 2017, 13:17
became rather lukewarm, like
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Post by: manifest class on 10 Jul 2017, 18:20
the semen of a
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Post by: funnyboy044 on 10 Jul 2017, 19:45
shaggy Arabian horse. Then,
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Post by: manifest class on 10 Jul 2017, 19:50
in unison, people started
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Post by: CaptainD on 10 Jul 2017, 20:58
to yell "Hakuna Matata!".
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Post by: dayowlron on 10 Jul 2017, 21:38
And suddenly they all
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Post by: Kumpel on 10 Jul 2017, 22:46
grew horns and hooves
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Post by: Stupot on 10 Jul 2017, 23:29
and galloped into the
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Post by: manifest class on 11 Jul 2017, 03:23
mouth of a giant
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Post by: CaptainD on 11 Jul 2017, 09:15
thermonuclear reactor core, which
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Post by: Danvzare on 11 Jul 2017, 11:29
caused them to become
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Post by: Gurok on 11 Jul 2017, 11:34
superheroes who fought against
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Post by: CaptainD on 11 Jul 2017, 12:32
people staring at goats
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Post by: Stupot on 11 Jul 2017, 13:31
. Twenty years later, the
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Post by: manifest class on 11 Jul 2017, 13:42
horrendous smell of their
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Post by: dayowlron on 11 Jul 2017, 16:40
feces could be used
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Post by: manifest class on 11 Jul 2017, 19:06
to seduce a large
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Post by: dayowlron on 11 Jul 2017, 20:36
group of trolls into
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Post by: funnyboy044 on 11 Jul 2017, 22:33
relinquishing the secret to
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Post by: CaptainD on 12 Jul 2017, 08:51
the island of monkeys
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Post by: dayowlron on 12 Jul 2017, 14:43
where people go to
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Post by: CaptainD on 12 Jul 2017, 15:08
read Agatha Christie novels
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Post by: manifest class on 12 Jul 2017, 18:44
and spread their sweaty
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Post by: funnyboy044 on 13 Jul 2017, 04:15
skin all over. Meanwhile,
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Post by: Gurok on 13 Jul 2017, 04:30
the polar caps continued
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Post by: CaptainD on 13 Jul 2017, 09:29
to be exploited by
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Post by: manifest class on 13 Jul 2017, 11:37
Santa and his shameless
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Post by: Danvzare on 13 Jul 2017, 12:19
nudist elves, who loved
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Post by: The Last To Know on 13 Jul 2017, 12:27
to put their tiny
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Post by: dayowlron on 13 Jul 2017, 14:16
asses in the snow.
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Post by: manifest class on 13 Jul 2017, 19:20
It was ironic because
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Post by: dayowlron on 13 Jul 2017, 19:31
elves always complain about
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Post by: The Last To Know on 14 Jul 2017, 09:53
how the cold snow
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Post by: Cassiebsg on 14 Jul 2017, 17:54
makes their feet swallow.
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Post by: funnyboy044 on 15 Jul 2017, 04:39
Later, the goats eventually
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Post by: Gurok on 15 Jul 2017, 04:51
settled their differences with
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Post by: manifest class on 15 Jul 2017, 11:02
a roshambo tournament; however,
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Post by: Danvzare on 15 Jul 2017, 11:42
due to their hooves
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Post by: selmiak on 15 Jul 2017, 13:01
they couldn't quite walk
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Post by: manifest class on 15 Jul 2017, 18:56
nor rashambo each other.
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Post by: The Last To Know on 17 Jul 2017, 08:54
Unfortunately it was the
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Post by: Danvzare on 17 Jul 2017, 09:53
final round of the
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Post by: The Last To Know on 18 Jul 2017, 13:20
popular game known as
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 18 Jul 2017, 13:44
"Eat Your Own Head"
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Post by: Cassiebsg on 18 Jul 2017, 15:43
"While jumping on one"
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Post by: manifest class on 18 Jul 2017, 16:27
, a traditional pastime in
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Post by: CaptainD on 18 Jul 2017, 16:28
the outermost reaches of
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Post by: Gurok on 19 Jul 2017, 16:16
Flatheadia. The naughty spanking
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Post by: Kumpel on 20 Jul 2017, 00:03
of apple trees in
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Post by: The Last To Know on 20 Jul 2017, 06:42
your area is a
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Post by: Gurok on 20 Jul 2017, 07:09
way to distract the
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Post by: Tycho Magnetic Anomaly on 20 Jul 2017, 08:00
public from truth that
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Post by: CaptainD on 20 Jul 2017, 08:44
Tycho Magnetic Anomalies happen
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Post by: The Last To Know on 20 Jul 2017, 09:07
, even if you don't
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Post by: Danvzare on 20 Jul 2017, 13:56
yet notice them happening.
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Post by: CaptainD on 20 Jul 2017, 14:45
Which is all very
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Post by: Kumpel on 21 Jul 2017, 07:40
Christmas and a happy
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Post by: Danvzare on 22 Jul 2017, 11:11
gay old time for
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Post by: CaptainD on 22 Jul 2017, 14:15
humbug-loving aardvark mutatants
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Post by: The Last To Know on 24 Jul 2017, 11:29
, considering the fact that
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Post by: Danvzare on 25 Jul 2017, 13:12
most them don't even
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Post by: CaptainD on 25 Jul 2017, 13:21
have a pre-frontal cortex
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Post by: dayowlron on 25 Jul 2017, 14:29
but they do have
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Post by: The Last To Know on 25 Jul 2017, 14:30
a good sense of
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Post by: Danvzare on 26 Jul 2017, 12:15
whether or not they're
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Post by: CaptainD on 26 Jul 2017, 12:23
genuinely funny, or just
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Post by: The Last To Know on 26 Jul 2017, 13:08
desperately trying to get
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Post by: manifest class on 26 Jul 2017, 13:55
a glimpse of the
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Post by: Gurok on 26 Jul 2017, 23:51
second sun. "Enough!" said
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Post by: manifest class on 27 Jul 2017, 06:13
Gurok, who ironically was
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 27 Jul 2017, 09:56
the cause for the
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Post by: CaptainD on 27 Jul 2017, 13:46
first sun becoming too
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Post by: The Last To Know on 27 Jul 2017, 14:42
"mainstream" for the goats.

And here is the summary for chapter 4:

A new beginning was in order to correct the mistakes made by malodorous creatures with goat flat feet. 
It would be challenging to convince the judge to convict the goat. 
Even with the mountains flattened because of the huge flying saucer that Du'Ray'Cell summoned to undo The never ending bunny.
But still, they would carry on dancing merrily round the mulberry bush.
It was said that two wise homeless men died when they saw the unfathomable darkness of solitude and monkeys which enjoyed dining on mouldy goat carcasses covered in sweet putrefied flesh and even sweeter royal icing.
It was a feast, not for the eyes but for the small intestine of the lesser known heroes of the realm of flatulence.
Several goats joined the feast, showing appallingly bad taste in regards to their choice of Hawaiian shorts and heavy snow jackets.
But it worked, and the fashion police came rejoicing greatly about the goatskin jackets that the fedora wearing american archeologist had found in Tutankhamun's chamber pot, leading to the goat's conviction happening, a.k.a. The GCH.
Every time it rains, the goats are herded into coffee shops where they sit and gossip about greener grass on the back of a giant pimple.
Suddenly, the coffee, which was formerly delicious, became rather lukewarm, like the semen of a shaggy Arabian horse.
Then, in unison, people started to yell "Hakuna Matata!".
And suddenly they all grew horns and hooves and galloped into the mouth of a giant thermonuclear reactor core, which caused them to become superheroes who fought against people staring at goats.
Twenty years later, the horrendous smell of their feces could be used to seduce a large group of trolls into relinquishing the secret to the island of monkeys where people go to read Agatha Christie novels and spread their sweaty skin all over.
Meanwhile, the polar caps continued to be exploited by Santa and his shameless nudist elves, who loved to put their tiny asses in the snow.
It was ironic because elves always complain about how the cold snow makes their feet swallow.
Later, the goats eventually settled their differences with a roshambo tournament; however, due to their hooves they couldn't quite walk nor rashambo each other.
Unfortunately it was the final round of the popular game known as "Eat Your Own Head While Jumping On One", a traditional pastime in the outermost reaches of Flatheadia.
The naughty spanking of apple trees in your area is a way to distract the public from truth that Tycho Magnetic Anomalies happen, even if you don't yet notice them happening.
Which is all very Christmas and a happy gay old time for humbug-loving aardvark mutatants, considering the fact that most them don't even have a pre-frontal cortex but they do have a good sense of whether or not they're genuinely funny, or just desperately trying to get a glimpse of the second sun.
"Enough!" said Gurok, who ironically was the cause for the first sun becoming too "mainstream" for the goats.
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Post by: manifest class on 27 Jul 2017, 19:20
(laugh)(laugh)(laugh) My vote for best sentence in that chapter:

'Meanwhile, the polar caps continued to be exploited by Santa and his shameless nudist elves, who loved to put their tiny asses in the snow.'
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Post by: dactylopus on 27 Jul 2017, 21:26
This looks like fun.  May I presume to begin the next chapter?  Here we go:

On the side of
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Post by: CaptainD on 27 Jul 2017, 21:44
Thanks S-Made - the entire story so far in all its' dubious glory can now be found in the first post.

Here we go for Chapter 5 - her'es dactylopus' starter and my rejoinder:


Chapter 5

On the side of bread that's not buttered
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Post by: dactylopus on 27 Jul 2017, 22:11
is the buttered side.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ClickClickClick on 27 Jul 2017, 22:21
My brain hurts now
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Post by: manifest class on 28 Jul 2017, 03:23
, a pulsing reminder of
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Post by: dactylopus on 28 Jul 2017, 06:26
how life feels when
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Post by: The Last To Know on 28 Jul 2017, 09:56
you realize that butter
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 28 Jul 2017, 12:07
is sometimes tangentially transient
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Post by: dactylopus on 29 Jul 2017, 19:21
.  But butter can also
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 30 Jul 2017, 15:28
create a feeling of
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Post by: dactylopus on 31 Jul 2017, 01:04
deep obsession, on account
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Post by: Kumpel on 31 Jul 2017, 12:18
of the polish milkladies
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Post by: Danvzare on 31 Jul 2017, 12:47
who smear it on
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Post by: Gurok on 31 Jul 2017, 14:40
liberally when hunky firefighters
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Post by: ClickClickClick on 31 Jul 2017, 15:58
take a break from
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Post by: horusr on 31 Jul 2017, 16:01
fighting fire and sipping
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Post by: ClickClickClick on 31 Jul 2017, 16:05
non-alcoholic cocktails. This is
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Post by: manifest class on 01 Aug 2017, 02:01
a testament to their
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 01 Aug 2017, 05:29
quite incredible butter skills
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 01 Aug 2017, 11:11
and their copious amounts
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 01 Aug 2017, 20:11
of churned cream.  If
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 04 Aug 2017, 13:21
you think that's crazy,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 04 Aug 2017, 13:27
just wait till you
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ClickClickClick on 04 Aug 2017, 14:24
hear about what they
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dayowlron on 04 Aug 2017, 16:36
like to do to
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 04 Aug 2017, 16:38
with goat milk!  They
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 05 Aug 2017, 00:28
never seen the face
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Tycho Magnetic Anomaly on 06 Aug 2017, 08:07
sophisticated pasteurization protocols until
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 09 Aug 2017, 11:29
the goat butter machine
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 09 Aug 2017, 13:01
went offline due to
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Post by: Gurok on 09 Aug 2017, 13:47
unprecedented server load. The
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 09 Aug 2017, 14:32
only silver lining was
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 09 Aug 2017, 23:31
the small quantity of butter
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 10 Aug 2017, 02:08
that was found when
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ClickClickClick on 10 Aug 2017, 02:13
the mythical dairy vault
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 10 Aug 2017, 09:05
dactylopus is hereby sentenced to 10 years in AGS prison for using 5 words in the 4-word story thread

was opened with the
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dayowlron on 10 Aug 2017, 15:15
skeleton key revealed the
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 10 Aug 2017, 16:00
dactylopus is hereby sentenced to 10 years in AGS prison for using 5 words in the 4-word story thread

was opened with the

Dang, how did I miss that?  I plead guilty and accept my sentence.  :undecided:

day before.  I hereby
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 11 Aug 2017, 00:12
declare you goat and
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 14 Aug 2017, 11:26
therefore you must now
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 14 Aug 2017, 12:08
leave, the overseer said.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 14 Aug 2017, 12:30
"What's going on?!" cried
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 14 Aug 2017, 13:56
the master pasteurizer, revealing
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 15 Aug 2017, 01:02
presently his intent
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 15 Aug 2017, 09:02
to cause untold mayhem

I see what you did there! :-D
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 15 Aug 2017, 11:37
, by releasing a fourth
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 16 Aug 2017, 14:11
side to the three-sided
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 16 Aug 2017, 15:21
Triangle of Unintentional Doom.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ClickClickClick on 16 Aug 2017, 18:58
The triangle of WHAT?
No seriously, that's my post
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 16 Aug 2017, 21:24
The Triangle of DOOM.

Yes that's my post too :-D
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Kumpel on 16 Aug 2017, 21:38
And thus the universe
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dayowlron on 16 Aug 2017, 22:04
was never the same.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 17 Aug 2017, 01:39
At the end of
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Post by: dactylopus on 17 Aug 2017, 07:00
the day, all goats
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Post by: ClickClickClick on 17 Aug 2017, 07:02
went to bed early
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Post by: dactylopus on 17 Aug 2017, 07:07
, only to find that
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 17 Aug 2017, 07:18
their testicles had developed
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 17 Aug 2017, 12:04
the ability to commit
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 17 Aug 2017, 16:16
inexcusable sin.  When seals
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dayowlron on 17 Aug 2017, 20:18
would rub their flippers
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Post by: dactylopus on 17 Aug 2017, 22:41
together vigorously, the heat
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ClickClickClick on 17 Aug 2017, 22:44
becomes unbearable in seconds.
Are we writing the weirdest porn here? Is someone getting off on this?
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 17 Aug 2017, 22:49
Are we writing the weirdest porn here? Is someone getting off on this?
I sure hope not...
If anyone is getting
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ClickClickClick on 17 Aug 2017, 22:52
mixed signals from this
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 17 Aug 2017, 23:28
continuous stream of disconnected
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ClickClickClick on 17 Aug 2017, 23:43
sentence fragments, we apologise.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 18 Aug 2017, 06:56
We apologize so much
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Post by: The Last To Know on 18 Aug 2017, 11:14
, that an apology alone
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 18 Aug 2017, 13:41
seems worthless in comparison
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dayowlron on 18 Aug 2017, 15:38
to the hopeless desperation
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 19 Aug 2017, 11:20
of basement dwelling nerds.
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Post by: The Last To Know on 21 Aug 2017, 10:50
Summary of chapter 5:

On the side of bread that's not buttered is the buttered side.
My brain hurts now, a pulsing reminder of how life feels when you realize that butter is sometimes tangentially transient.
But butter can also create a feeling of deep obsession, on account of the polish milkladies who smear it on liberally when hunky firefighters take a break from fighting fire and sipping non-alcoholic cocktails.
This is a testament to their quite incredible butter skills and their copious amounts of churned cream.
If you think that's crazy, just wait till you hear about what they like to do to with goat milk!
They never seen the face sophisticated pasteurization protocols until the goat butter machine went offline due to unprecedented server load.
The only silver lining was the small quantity of butter that was found when the mythical dairy vault was opened with the skeleton key revealed the day before.
"I hereby declare you goat and therefore you must now leave", the overseer said.
"What's going on?!" cried the master pasteurizer, revealing presently his intent to cause untold mayhem, by releasing a fourth side to the three-sided Triangle of Unintentional Doom.
The triangle of WHAT?
The Triangle of DOOM.
And thus the universe was never the same.
At the end of the day, all goats went to bed early, only to find that their testicles had developed the ability to commit inexcusable sin.
When seals would rub their flippers together vigorously, the heat becomes unbearable in seconds.
If anyone is getting mixed signals from this continuous stream of disconnected sentence fragments, we apologise.
We apologize so much, that an apology alone seems worthless in comparison to the hopeless desperation of basement dwelling nerds.

Chapter 6:

A loud noise was
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Post by: Danvzare on 21 Aug 2017, 12:11
heard coming from the
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dayowlron on 21 Aug 2017, 16:34
Polish milkladies who had
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ClickClickClick on 21 Aug 2017, 21:03
dropped ALL the jugs
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 22 Aug 2017, 09:21
of goat milk. But
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ClickClickClick on 22 Aug 2017, 12:51
they were not fired
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 22 Aug 2017, 13:22
because of their amazing
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ClickClickClick on 22 Aug 2017, 13:29
lawyers. Good to have

You wanted to steer it towards porn again, didn't you? :P
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 22 Aug 2017, 13:40
someone to call when
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 23 Aug 2017, 13:18
the going gets tough,

You wanted to steer it towards porn again, didn't you? :P

NO NO NO!

Though depending on who posted next, it could easily have gone that way >:(

Not that some need much excuse. (roll)

There is nothing here.
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Post by: dayowlron on 23 Aug 2017, 14:53
because these ladies were
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 24 Aug 2017, 10:01
summoned by the great
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ClickClickClick on 24 Aug 2017, 10:43
God Of Dairy Products,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 24 Aug 2017, 11:53
Da'r-EE-Le'e, whose face was
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 24 Aug 2017, 11:54
that of Nicolas Cage
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 24 Aug 2017, 12:04
wearing John Travolta's face.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ClickClickClick on 24 Aug 2017, 12:17
"Grease" or "Battlefield Earth"?
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 24 Aug 2017, 12:32
asked the iridescent ponies
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Post by: The Last To Know on 24 Aug 2017, 12:39
, who got punished instantly
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ClickClickClick on 24 Aug 2017, 12:49
by Roger Ebert's ghost.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: funnyboy044 on 24 Aug 2017, 22:27
Later, the goats heard
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 24 Aug 2017, 23:37
that their herd was
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 25 Aug 2017, 00:05
heard, although they quietly
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 25 Aug 2017, 10:08
hoard horribly hairy hats.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 26 Aug 2017, 11:06
Suddenly, a giant blue
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ClickClickClick on 26 Aug 2017, 11:17
whale swam by, blowing
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: funnyboy044 on 27 Aug 2017, 14:56
whale-sized spit balls at
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 28 Aug 2017, 05:16
God, which is ironic
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 28 Aug 2017, 13:54
because God had just
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dayowlron on 28 Aug 2017, 14:29
made the whale so
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 28 Aug 2017, 14:31
strong that even the
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 28 Aug 2017, 15:38
other Gods said, "Holy
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 29 Aug 2017, 11:33
shit! He's dead!"
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 29 Aug 2017, 16:03
It was clear that
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 29 Aug 2017, 16:22
this could never have
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: funnyboy044 on 30 Aug 2017, 02:14
been foreseen by the
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 30 Aug 2017, 06:35
oracle conveniently hidden in
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 30 Aug 2017, 08:10
plain sight. That said,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 30 Aug 2017, 09:32
the oracle's mysterious words
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: funnyboy044 on 30 Aug 2017, 23:21
transcended time and space.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 31 Aug 2017, 03:44
"Far out, dude," said
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 31 Aug 2017, 10:18
the omniscient observer to
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 31 Aug 2017, 11:32
his plant named Chuck.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 31 Aug 2017, 12:13
Chuck didn't reply, but
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ClickClickClick on 31 Aug 2017, 12:22
grew some more leaves.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 31 Aug 2017, 13:17
The observer, LeChuck Junior,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 31 Aug 2017, 13:19
then decided to write
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ClickClickClick on 31 Aug 2017, 13:22
strongly worded letters to
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 31 Aug 2017, 17:27
his proctologist. These letters
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: selmiak on 31 Aug 2017, 19:16
were so red that
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 01 Sep 2017, 08:45
it was a pain
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 01 Sep 2017, 09:41
and a pleasure for
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 01 Sep 2017, 12:07
all those in attendance
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 02 Sep 2017, 11:10
when they were read
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 03 Sep 2017, 03:42
by computers, double speed.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 03 Sep 2017, 07:08
Nobody could ever think
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 03 Sep 2017, 14:10
that the goats were
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 04 Sep 2017, 10:03
down with the sickness
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 04 Sep 2017, 10:20
and gifted with madness.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 04 Sep 2017, 14:22
Because they had certificates
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 05 Sep 2017, 01:07
of authenticity, these goats
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ClickClickClick on 05 Sep 2017, 01:11
were worth quite a
What's up with goats all the time? Some not-so-hidden agenda? :-D
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 05 Sep 2017, 03:18
goat-load of money.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: funnyboy044 on 05 Sep 2017, 04:04
Then Lechuck Junior gave
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 05 Sep 2017, 11:51
ClickClickClick as goat food

No agenda.  Well, there's wasn't.  There may be now! :grin:
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 05 Sep 2017, 13:23
to the goat god.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 05 Sep 2017, 13:25
The goat god was
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 05 Sep 2017, 13:28
actually Billy Connolly. He
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 05 Sep 2017, 14:14
liked ClickClickClick's taste, but
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 05 Sep 2017, 23:21
the aftertaste was bitter.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 05 Sep 2017, 23:51
Afterwards, the goat god
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 06 Sep 2017, 02:53
made an eleventh Commandment
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 06 Sep 2017, 04:50
dictating that goats, henceforth,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 06 Sep 2017, 08:56
should only wear fluorescent
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 06 Sep 2017, 09:22
cheap sheep wool caps.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 06 Sep 2017, 11:11
Naturally, the sheep were
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 06 Sep 2017, 11:33
afraid of luminous water
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 06 Sep 2017, 13:09
and cheese wheels, so
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 06 Sep 2017, 13:49
they decided to convert
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 06 Sep 2017, 14:33
to a new religion
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dayowlron on 06 Sep 2017, 19:25
where goats don't need
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 06 Sep 2017, 20:14
to be involved.  This
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: funnyboy044 on 07 Sep 2017, 03:42
made fluorescent caps go
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 07 Sep 2017, 05:12
up in market value
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 07 Sep 2017, 07:34
so goats couldn't afford
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 07 Sep 2017, 10:34
their strangely iridescent headgear
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 07 Sep 2017, 12:01
which would sit atop
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: funnyboy044 on 07 Sep 2017, 13:01
the fourth wall. Then
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 07 Sep 2017, 17:45
many beautiful goat maidens
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 07 Sep 2017, 18:00
were chosen to become
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 07 Sep 2017, 22:51
, like so many before,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: funnyboy044 on 08 Sep 2017, 13:02
chefs to the octopus
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 08 Sep 2017, 23:56
overlords worshiping golden idols
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 09 Sep 2017, 11:44
of Bob the Builder.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 09 Sep 2017, 15:36
7921 years prior, Mister
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 09 Sep 2017, 17:16
Wigglebottom was watering his
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 09 Sep 2017, 17:51
watermelon patch when he
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 09 Sep 2017, 22:11
discovered a hole in
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 09 Sep 2017, 22:34
the space-time continuum, leading
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: selmiak on 10 Sep 2017, 15:19
refreshening lemonade through a
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 11 Sep 2017, 01:19
funnel, then a sieve,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 11 Sep 2017, 12:09
then a series of
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 12 Sep 2017, 23:57
interconnected tubes, ultimately spilling
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 13 Sep 2017, 14:20
out into the open
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 14 Sep 2017, 03:40
, nebulous black of space.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 14 Sep 2017, 07:28
Afraid of what he
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 14 Sep 2017, 14:53
might encounter. The great
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: funnyboy044 on 17 Sep 2017, 18:48
space explorer Rex Wilco
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 17 Sep 2017, 18:50
whipped off his pink
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 18 Sep 2017, 01:07
flesh, revealing his skeleton.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 18 Sep 2017, 12:07
Rex then started singing
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 19 Sep 2017, 00:46
, playing bones like xylophones,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 19 Sep 2017, 10:37
rhyming verses that should
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: funnyboy044 on 19 Sep 2017, 12:54
never ever be rhymed.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 19 Sep 2017, 13:18
His song ascended into
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 19 Sep 2017, 17:20
a funky beat, reminiscent
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 19 Sep 2017, 17:40
of a funkier time.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 19 Sep 2017, 22:12
And then he jumped
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 19 Sep 2017, 23:44
cause they said so.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 20 Sep 2017, 01:26
Who are they?  Well,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 20 Sep 2017, 09:26
it's hard to say.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 21 Sep 2017, 06:54
Starting at the beginning,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 21 Sep 2017, 16:18
there was a goat
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 21 Sep 2017, 16:42
-shaped cloud, an omen
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 21 Sep 2017, 17:33
of goats to come.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 22 Sep 2017, 09:40
And how they came.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 22 Sep 2017, 11:34
But how they came
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 22 Sep 2017, 18:00
to coming was how
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 22 Sep 2017, 23:59
they left the flock.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 23 Sep 2017, 05:10
"Silence!" bellowed a presumptuous
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 23 Sep 2017, 10:37
armadillo with rainbow hair
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 23 Sep 2017, 15:22
and a butt tattoo
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 23 Sep 2017, 16:19
of a bean burrito.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 23 Sep 2017, 16:58
"Without a doubt, this
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 23 Sep 2017, 18:51
is a most delicious
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 24 Sep 2017, 12:04
burrito!" Exclaimed the armadillo.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 24 Sep 2017, 13:42
"Not so fast," snapped
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 25 Sep 2017, 00:53
a snapping turtle named
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 25 Sep 2017, 10:14
Snappy the Snapitious Snapitor,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 25 Sep 2017, 12:08
of Snapping Snappton. The
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 25 Sep 2017, 14:04
way he said it
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 25 Sep 2017, 14:24
implied deep knowledge of
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 26 Sep 2017, 00:32
speed.  Indeed, he is
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 26 Sep 2017, 10:11
a renowned master of
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 26 Sep 2017, 12:15
"Gotta Go Fast" theory.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 26 Sep 2017, 14:43
"Sooooo you think you
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 27 Sep 2017, 01:31
can dance?  Show me."
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: selmiak on 27 Sep 2017, 08:11
Slow and sexy he
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 27 Sep 2017, 09:20
performed the paso doble
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 27 Sep 2017, 10:59
, which was a very
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 27 Sep 2017, 17:07
awkward dance, performed solo.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 28 Sep 2017, 01:10
"Not bad but you
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 28 Sep 2017, 07:45
could use a partner."
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 28 Sep 2017, 10:06
Here, take this one
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 28 Sep 2017, 11:09
, the Armadillo said as
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 28 Sep 2017, 13:36
he openend his big
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 28 Sep 2017, 16:29
satchel of inflatable dolls.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: selmiak on 28 Sep 2017, 19:43
One for you and
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 28 Sep 2017, 22:16
you and you and
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 29 Sep 2017, 03:42
...him. "Now let's see
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 29 Sep 2017, 07:15
if you're good enough
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to dance upside-down
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, darling," he quipped as
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the room slowly began
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to rotate slowly and
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then slowly even slower.
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Post by: selmiak on 29 Sep 2017, 12:30
^^ this is fun!


Finally he found viagra
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flavoured water in his
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sexy looking inflatable doll.
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Drinking it quickly, he
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got Smurf blue teeth.
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"What? No boner?" he
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shoutet at his penis
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, sputtering blue liquid everywhere.
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"WHY!?!" He screamed. Suddenly
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his teeth started to
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grow quite rapidly.  Tusks
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began to form, and
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, realizing this, the armadillo
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shouted thrilled "It's alive!!!"

I propose to start a new chapter. Maybe CaptainD could add the summaries of the last three chapters to the first post?

Chapter 5:

On the side of bread that's not buttered is the buttered side.
My brain hurts now, a pulsing reminder of how life feels when you realize that butter is sometimes tangentially transient.
But butter can also create a feeling of deep obsession, on account of the polish milkladies who smear it on liberally when hunky firefighters take a break from fighting fire and sipping non-alcoholic cocktails.
This is a testament to their quite incredible butter skills and their copious amounts of churned cream.
If you think that's crazy, just wait till you hear about what they like to do to with goat milk!
They never seen the face sophisticated pasteurization protocols until the goat butter machine went offline due to unprecedented server load.
The only silver lining was the small quantity of butter that was found when the mythical dairy vault was opened with the skeleton key revealed the day before.
"I hereby declare you goat and therefore you must now leave", the overseer said.
"What's going on?!" cried the master pasteurizer, revealing presently his intent to cause untold mayhem, by releasing a fourth side to the three-sided Triangle of Unintentional Doom.
The triangle of WHAT?
The Triangle of DOOM.
And thus the universe was never the same.
At the end of the day, all goats went to bed early, only to find that their testicles had developed the ability to commit inexcusable sin.
When seals would rub their flippers together vigorously, the heat becomes unbearable in seconds.
If anyone is getting mixed signals from this continuous stream of disconnected sentence fragments, we apologise.
We apologize so much, that an apology alone seems worthless in comparison to the hopeless desperation of basement dwelling nerds.

Chapter 6:

A loud noise was heard coming from the Polish milkladies who had dropped ALL the jugs of goat milk.
But they were not fired because of their amazing lawyers.
Good to have someone to call when the going gets tough, because these ladies were summoned by the great God Of Dairy Products, Da'r-EE-Le'e, whose face was that of Nicolas Cage wearing John Travolta's face.
"Grease" or "Battlefield Earth"? asked the iridescent ponies, who got punished instantly by Roger Ebert's ghost.
Later, the goats heard that their herd was heard, although they quietly hoard horribly hairy hats.
Suddenly, a giant blue whale swam by, blowing whale-sized spit balls at God, which is ironic because God had just made the whale so strong that even the other Gods said, "Holy shit! He's dead!"
It was clear that this could never have been foreseen by the oracle conveniently hidden in plain sight.
That said, the oracle's mysterious words transcended time and space.
"Far out, dude," said the omniscient observer to his plant named Chuck.
Chuck didn't reply, but grew some more leaves.
The observer, LeChuck Junior, then decided to write strongly worded letters to his proctologist.
These letters were so red that it was a pain and a pleasure for all those in attendance when they were read by computers, double speed.
Nobody could ever think that the goats were down with the sickness and gifted with madness.
Because they had certificates of authenticity, these goats were worth quite a goat-load of money.
Then Lechuck Junior gave ClickClickClick as goat food to the goat god.
The goat god was actually Billy Connolly.
He liked ClickClickClick's taste, but the aftertaste was bitter.
Afterwards, the goat god made an eleventh Commandment dictating that goats, henceforth, should only wear fluorescent cheap sheep wool caps.
Naturally, the sheep were afraid of luminous water and cheese wheels, so they decided to convert to a new religion where goats don't need to be involved. 
This made fluorescent caps go up in market value so goats couldn't afford their strangely iridescent headgear which would sit atop the fourth wall.
Then many beautiful goat maidens were chosen to become, like so many before, chefs to the octopus overlords worshiping golden idols of Bob the Builder.

Chapter 7:
7921 years prior, Mister Wigglebottom was watering his watermelon patch when he discovered a hole in the space-time continuum, leading refreshening lemonade through a funnel, then a sieve, then a series of interconnected tubes, ultimately spilling out into the open, nebulous black of space.
Afraid of what he might encounter.
The great space explorer Rex Wilco whipped off his pink flesh, revealing his skeleton.
Rex then started singing, playing bones like xylophones, rhyming verses that should never ever be rhymed.
His song ascended into a funky beat, reminiscent of a funkier time. And then he jumped cause they said so.
Who are they? 
Well, it's hard to say.
Starting at the beginning, there was a goat-shaped cloud, an omen of goats to come.
And how they came.
But how they came to coming was how they left the flock.
"Silence!" bellowed a presumptuous armadillo with rainbow hair and a butt tattoo of a bean burrito.
"Without a doubt, this is a most delicious burrito!" Exclaimed the armadillo.
"Not so fast," snapped a snapping turtle named Snappy the Snapitious Snapitor, of Snapping Snappton.
The way he said it implied deep knowledge of speed. 
Indeed, he is a renowned master of "Gotta Go Fast" theory.
"Sooooo you think you can dance?  Show me."
Slow and sexy he performed the paso doble, which was a very awkward dance, performed solo.
"Not bad but you could use a partner."
Here, take this one, the Armadillo said as he openend his big satchel of inflatable dolls.
One for you and you and you and...him.
"Now let's see if you're good enough to dance upside-down, darling," he quipped as the room slowly began to rotate slowly and then slowly even slower.
Finally he found viagra flavoured water in his sexy looking inflatable doll.
Drinking it quickly, he got Smurf blue teeth.
"What? No boner?" he shoutet at his penis, sputtering blue liquid everywhere.
"WHY!?!" He screamed.
Suddenly his teeth started to grow quite rapidly. 
Tusks began to form, and, realizing this, the armadillo shouted thrilled "It's alive!!!"

And now for Chapter 8:
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Post by: CaptainD on 02 Oct 2017, 09:26
Thanks TheLastToKnow, I've added this to the first post.  What a strange story we have here!! :-D

Chapter 8

It was the best
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Post by: The Last To Know on 02 Oct 2017, 11:16
time for a nuclear
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Post by: Danvzare on 02 Oct 2017, 12:47
meltdown. But Snappy didn't
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Post by: CaptainD on 02 Oct 2017, 13:06
like eating Plutonium sauce
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without an uranium topping,
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Post by: manifest class on 02 Oct 2017, 14:46
so he uncorked a
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bottle of his finest
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North Korean nuke flavoured
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vomit with carrot chunks
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, applying them generously with
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Post by: The Last To Know on 03 Oct 2017, 08:01
radiant whip cream and
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Post by: CaptainD on 03 Oct 2017, 10:32
succulent hippopotamus rump steak.
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Post by: dactylopus on 04 Oct 2017, 00:48
"This hippo meat originated
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Post by: Danvzare on 04 Oct 2017, 12:01
from my wife, who
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can't stand the pressure
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of being married to
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Ol' Snappy here," he
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claimed. "I hope she
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doesn't mind if I
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eat her." Snappy then
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opened a secret compartment
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revealing an inter-dimensional portal
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in orange and blue
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gift wrapping, that never
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was activated.  He then
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went through the portal
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, just to find out
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where it led.  Little
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Post by: The Last To Know on 10 Oct 2017, 08:43
computer people looked at
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the end credits, surprised
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by the hidden meaning
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of "No animals were
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harmed during the making
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Post by: The Last To Know on 10 Oct 2017, 12:26
of this sentence". Strange
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Post by: CaptainD on 10 Oct 2017, 12:55
to think that only
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Post by: manifest class on 10 Oct 2017, 14:59
yesterday he was recovering
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from sentence-induced wounds.  Crying,
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a thing he never
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knew existed until now.
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Laughing, a thing he
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practiced copiously, albeit with
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little enthusiasm.  When goats
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laugh, they usually blow
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trumpeting sounds from their

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anal openings while yelling
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furiously at each other's
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parents in incoherent haiku.
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When goats cry, everything
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falls apart, literally everything.
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But goat tears form
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shapes nobody would ever
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want to see described.
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Out of the blue
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AGS cup, came a
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disgusting smell that was
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somewhat like rotting skunk
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Post by: Danvzare on 19 Oct 2017, 10:10
or a McDonald's burger.
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Post by: The Last To Know on 19 Oct 2017, 10:13
Snappy took a sip,
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"gaak! schwaa! blurgh! EEEEEEeeeeeeee..."
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he cried, melting into
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a goat-shaped puddle of
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putrescent, sizzling, multi-colored slime.
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The slime then began
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to take the form
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of Old Snappy but
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this time he had
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mutations, including terrible bulging
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forearms and an appetite
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like a goat in
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heat.  Feeling like someone
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who could take on
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Post by: manifest class on 20 Oct 2017, 17:42
a drunk mall Santa,
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this monstrous Snappy mutation
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began to rampage through
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a tulip garden. Ironically,
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Post by: dactylopus on 20 Oct 2017, 21:56
this garden was poisoned
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, which made him even
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Post by: Gurok on 21 Oct 2017, 15:00
more determined to find
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Post by: dactylopus on 21 Oct 2017, 17:16
solace among the trees.
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Post by: The Last To Know on 23 Oct 2017, 00:20
A friendly bird came
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Post by: Gurok on 23 Oct 2017, 01:26
to warn Snappy of
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Post by: Danvzare on 23 Oct 2017, 12:14
the poisoned tulip garden
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hidden deep within the
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Post by: dactylopus on 24 Oct 2017, 01:05
past, and he remembered.
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Post by: Danvzare on 25 Oct 2017, 12:05
He remembered the tumoils
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Post by: dactylopus on 25 Oct 2017, 20:17
, the tumors, and turmoils
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Post by: CaptainD on 25 Oct 2017, 21:15
tortoises, turtles and terrapins
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Post by: Danvzare on 26 Oct 2017, 11:31
, tortillas, traffic cones, and
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Post by: CaptainD on 26 Oct 2017, 11:48
turgid topaz-tinted tarantulas
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Post by: dactylopus on 26 Oct 2017, 15:21
tearing through the terrain.
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Post by: CaptainD on 26 Oct 2017, 19:28
This needless alliteration was
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Post by: Gurok on 26 Oct 2017, 22:51
also an arbitrary agitation
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Post by: dactylopus on 27 Oct 2017, 14:54
, aggravating Albert and Anita
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Post by: CaptainD on 27 Oct 2017, 14:57
, amazingly activating artificial anacondas
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Post by: dactylopus on 27 Oct 2017, 15:09
slithering sideways so skillfully.
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Post by: Danvzare on 27 Oct 2017, 16:51
Suddenly Snappy sought salvation
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Post by: Danvzare on 30 Oct 2017, 11:40
I think we should start a new chapter. And have CaptainD add the summary of the latest chapter to the first post.

Chapter 8

It was the best time for a nuclear meltdown.
But Snappy didn't like eating Plutonium sauce without an uranium topping, so he uncorked a bottle of his finest North Korean nuke flavoured vomit with carrot chunks, applying them generously with radiant whip cream and succulent hippopotamus rump steak.
"This hippo meat originated from my wife, who can't stand the pressure of being married to Ol' Snappy here," he claimed.
"I hope she doesn't mind if I eat her." Snappy then opened a secret compartment revealing an inter-dimensional portal in orange and blue gift wrapping, that never was activated.
He then went through the portal, just to find out where it led.
Little computer people looked at the end credits, surprised by the hidden meaning of "No animals were harmed during the making of this sentence".
Strange to think that only yesterday he was recovering from sentence-induced wounds.
Crying, a thing he never knew existed until now.
Laughing, a thing he practiced copiously, albeit with little enthusiasm.
When goats laugh, they usually blow trumpeting sounds from their anal openings while yelling furiously at each other's parents in incoherent haiku.
When goats cry, everything falls apart, literally everything.
But goat tears form shapes nobody would ever want to see described.
Out of the blue AGS cup, came a disgusting smell that was somewhat like rotting skunk or a McDonald's burger.
Snappy took a sip, "gaak! schwaa! blurgh! EEEEEEeeeeeeee..." he cried, melting into a goat-shaped puddle of putrescent, sizzling, multi-colored slime.
The slime then began to take the form of Old Snappy but this time he had mutations, including terrible bulging forearms and an appetite like a goat in heat.
Feeling like someone who could take on a drunk mall Santa, this monstrous Snappy mutation began to rampage through a tulip garden.
Ironically, this garden was poisoned, which made him even more determined to find solace among the trees.
A friendly bird came to warn Snappy of the poisoned tulip garden hidden deep within the past, and he remembered.
He remembered the tumoils, the tumors, and turmoils, tortoises, turtles and terrapins, tortillas, traffic cones, and turgid topaz-tinted tarantulas tearing through the terrain.
This needless alliteration was also an arbitrary agitation, aggravating Albert and Anita, amazingly activating artificial anacondas slithering sideways so skillfully.
Suddenly Snappy sought salvation.

And now onto Chapter 9
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Post by: The Last To Know on 03 Nov 2017, 09:58
Meanwhile, in a galaxy
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Post by: CaptainD on 03 Nov 2017, 10:11
not so far away
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Post by: manifest class on 03 Nov 2017, 14:27
, Larry the Leprechaun was
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Post by: The Last To Know on 03 Nov 2017, 14:30
running away from a
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Post by: CaptainD on 03 Nov 2017, 14:59
gang of evil goldfish
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Post by: manifest class on 03 Nov 2017, 17:46
hellbent on eating his
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Post by: LameNick on 04 Nov 2017, 02:09
rainbow made of two shades of grey just to
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Post by: dactylopus on 04 Nov 2017, 02:23
break all the rules.
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Post by: Kumpel on 04 Nov 2017, 17:21
"Damn communist!", they shouted
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Post by: dactylopus on 04 Nov 2017, 17:31
at levitating goldfish swarms.
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Post by: CaptainD on 04 Nov 2017, 19:36
Leaflets of red propaganda
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Post by: dactylopus on 05 Nov 2017, 02:36
fluttered among green pamphlets
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Post by: The Last To Know on 07 Nov 2017, 06:10
about a goat religion
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Post by: CaptainD on 07 Nov 2017, 09:00
which banished those goldfish
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Post by: Danvzare on 07 Nov 2017, 11:25
to the shadow realm.
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Post by: manifest class on 07 Nov 2017, 12:16
Larry quickly converted. "Phew!"
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Post by: CaptainD on 07 Nov 2017, 14:10
"I was once evil
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Post by: The Last To Know on 07 Nov 2017, 14:47
but now I am
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Post by: CaptainD on 07 Nov 2017, 15:45
an honourable potato eater."
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Post by: The Last To Know on 07 Nov 2017, 15:49
Larry thought about his
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Post by: dactylopus on 08 Nov 2017, 01:43
previous fate.  He shuddered.
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Post by: Matti on 08 Nov 2017, 11:10
From now on he
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Post by: CaptainD on 08 Nov 2017, 11:11
would refrain from eating
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Post by: The Last To Know on 08 Nov 2017, 11:28
rotten vegetables he found
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Post by: manifest class on 08 Nov 2017, 13:51
up the ass of
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Post by: dactylopus on 08 Nov 2017, 21:19
a donkey.  Why he
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Post by: Gurok on 08 Nov 2017, 23:39
ate such delicacies, nobody
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Post by: dactylopus on 09 Nov 2017, 05:41
really wondered, but they
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Post by: Danvzare on 09 Nov 2017, 11:13
did wonder how he
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Post by: The Last To Know on 09 Nov 2017, 11:25
kept his fresh breath.
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Post by: CaptainD on 09 Nov 2017, 11:26
The distinctly minty aroma
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Post by: The Last To Know on 09 Nov 2017, 11:30
was something he would
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Post by: Gurok on 09 Nov 2017, 11:31
boast about, claiming it
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Post by: CaptainD on 09 Nov 2017, 11:38
stemmed from his amazing
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Post by: dactylopus on 09 Nov 2017, 19:40
ability to lick every
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Post by: Danvzare on 10 Nov 2017, 13:03
clitoris in the world.
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Post by: dactylopus on 10 Nov 2017, 14:15
Most women are quite
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Post by: manifest class on 10 Nov 2017, 16:12
keen on getting their
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Post by: dactylopus on 10 Nov 2017, 21:04
opinions heard about this
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Post by: The Last To Know on 11 Nov 2017, 09:23
issue, but only a
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Post by: Kumpel on 12 Nov 2017, 00:48
few are actually men
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Post by: dactylopus on 12 Nov 2017, 02:47
or transitioning between genders.
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Post by: The Last To Know on 12 Nov 2017, 23:38
After a short while
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Post by: Danvzare on 13 Nov 2017, 11:29
the ability was forgotten
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Post by: CaptainD on 13 Nov 2017, 11:56
and everyone shouted ~"Hurrah!"
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Post by: dactylopus on 14 Nov 2017, 01:05
"Thank goodness that's over,"
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Post by: Danvzare on 14 Nov 2017, 13:17
Although they couldn't remember
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Post by: The Last To Know on 15 Nov 2017, 00:58
what they thought of
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Post by: Kumpel on 15 Nov 2017, 01:28
the new season of
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Post by: The Last To Know on 15 Nov 2017, 06:49
"Game of Goats", so
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Post by: dactylopus on 15 Nov 2017, 22:37
they watched it again.
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Post by: manifest class on 16 Nov 2017, 01:43
"This show reminds me
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Post by: funnyboy044 on 16 Nov 2017, 03:51
of The East Wing",
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Post by: dactylopus on 16 Nov 2017, 06:08
they thought, really examining
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 16 Nov 2017, 10:44
the minutiae of the
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 16 Nov 2017, 11:52
copious scenes involving gratuitous
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 16 Nov 2017, 12:40
use of metaphorical imagery.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Kumpel on 16 Nov 2017, 18:23
Like a hitcockian Kubrick
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 16 Nov 2017, 18:31
imitating a Tarantinoid Spielburg,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 27 Nov 2017, 06:48
this show was a
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 27 Nov 2017, 08:38
huge success, due to
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 27 Nov 2017, 09:13
a secret formula. It
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 27 Nov 2017, 10:57
stole from Colonel Sanders,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 27 Nov 2017, 18:26
and his brother Colonel
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 27 Nov 2017, 18:28
Mustard, who was king
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 27 Nov 2017, 23:32
of the great hotdog
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 28 Nov 2017, 00:56
, and then it went
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 28 Nov 2017, 08:56
up the Scoville scale
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 28 Nov 2017, 14:41
to become the most
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Kumpel on 28 Nov 2017, 19:04
zapped away program of
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 29 Nov 2017, 01:43
"The Zap Away Gang."
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 29 Nov 2017, 08:52
The hoopiest froods ever
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 29 Nov 2017, 09:27
knew how to put
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 29 Nov 2017, 12:40
anything into anything. Even
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 29 Nov 2017, 13:14
elephants into tiny fridges.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 29 Nov 2017, 13:19
With such knowledge, they
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 29 Nov 2017, 20:09
began placing very large
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 29 Nov 2017, 20:41
members of parliament inside
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 30 Nov 2017, 11:24
clown cars full of
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 30 Nov 2017, 11:36
cute cats dressed as
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 30 Nov 2017, 12:00
goats with golfish faces
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 30 Nov 2017, 15:52
singing humpback whale songs.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 01 Dec 2017, 06:40
"I have a secret!"
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 01 Dec 2017, 10:29
cried the ugliest creature
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 01 Dec 2017, 11:00
in the room. "You
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 01 Dec 2017, 11:08
don't know how to
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 01 Dec 2017, 13:07
breath." Then he suffocated.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 01 Dec 2017, 13:08
Nobody helped him. They
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 01 Dec 2017, 17:52
just laugh out loud.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 01 Dec 2017, 18:07
They were evil.

EVIL.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 01 Dec 2017, 18:45
How evil, you ask?
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 02 Dec 2017, 05:21
Take, for example, a
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 02 Dec 2017, 09:15
rabid badger, and multiply
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 02 Dec 2017, 13:56
it with a giant
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 04 Dec 2017, 11:32
Tasmanian devil in heat.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 04 Dec 2017, 11:42
NOT a pretty sight.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 04 Dec 2017, 11:56
But then along came
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 04 Dec 2017, 12:16
Polly the Polynesian parrot
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 04 Dec 2017, 13:46
to save the day.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 05 Dec 2017, 01:26
The day was saved!
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 05 Dec 2017, 10:09
"Saved!" repeated the parrot
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 05 Dec 2017, 11:49
, "Saved!" it repeated again.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 05 Dec 2017, 13:05
For the sake of
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 05 Dec 2017, 13:41
brevity, parrot was shot.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: SinSin on 05 Dec 2017, 14:36
By a one eyed
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 05 Dec 2017, 18:43
moose, wielding a camera
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 06 Dec 2017, 11:37
shaped gun. Which it
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 07 Dec 2017, 00:06
promptly ate afterwards.  Meese
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 08 Dec 2017, 03:46
, the inaccurate 'moose' pluralisation,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 08 Dec 2017, 05:49
is what moose prefer.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 08 Dec 2017, 10:08
Only when the clock
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 08 Dec 2017, 10:20
cries its terrifying noise,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: SinSin on 08 Dec 2017, 16:18
Will the army of
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 08 Dec 2017, 16:42
mutant space goat-faced demons
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 08 Dec 2017, 21:21
finally be free from
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 09 Dec 2017, 16:29
the evil cannibalistic meese.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 09 Dec 2017, 21:02
"Wait... WHAT?!" cried the
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 09 Dec 2017, 21:42
still dying parrot.  Blood
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 09 Dec 2017, 21:43
on the dance floor
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: SinSin on 09 Dec 2017, 22:55
Bwaaaaak.. bwwwaaaackk they cried
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: funnyboy044 on 10 Dec 2017, 02:35
as the meese transformed
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 10 Dec 2017, 09:48
into monstrous mechanoid mice
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 10 Dec 2017, 12:44
who really enjoyed alliteration!
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 11 Dec 2017, 01:04
As they scurried away,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 11 Dec 2017, 08:59
nervously nibbling neurotic nits,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 11 Dec 2017, 09:19
they realized that alliteration
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 11 Dec 2017, 10:37
was shortening their lifespans
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 11 Dec 2017, 16:49
, and they soon died.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 11 Dec 2017, 16:54
"Behold these dead mice."
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 12 Dec 2017, 04:33
Those words, emblazoned on
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 12 Dec 2017, 10:38
an ugly, over-sized sweater
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 12 Dec 2017, 12:11
knitted by grandma for
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 12 Dec 2017, 13:10
her favorite moose, were
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 12 Dec 2017, 14:25
unfortunately inflammatory to rodentia.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 12 Dec 2017, 16:09
However, the sweater's back
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 13 Dec 2017, 00:52
displayed a glorious rendering
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 13 Dec 2017, 10:17
of Monkey Islands's hotel,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 13 Dec 2017, 11:31
The Goodsoup Plantation Resort
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 14 Dec 2017, 21:19
immersed in flames. When
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 18 Dec 2017, 09:09
you look closer, you
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 18 Dec 2017, 10:32
see the island volcano
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 18 Dec 2017, 12:03
is about to blow!
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 19 Dec 2017, 01:33
So you run furiously
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 19 Dec 2017, 10:08
to escape the lava
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 19 Dec 2017, 14:46
that smells of cheese!
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 19 Dec 2017, 17:00
"Nacho cheese for all!"
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 20 Dec 2017, 08:09
"Gimme that!"  "Nacho cheese..."
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 20 Dec 2017, 08:56
yelled the smelly geese
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 20 Dec 2017, 13:26
. "It's my cheese, nachos!"
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 20 Dec 2017, 15:09
cried the meese, loudly
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 21 Dec 2017, 13:59
, not realising the pun.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 21 Dec 2017, 14:12
Thereby the nachos wept,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 21 Dec 2017, 15:34
wetting the nacho cheese.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 21 Dec 2017, 22:25
The runny nacho cheese
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 22 Dec 2017, 10:26
seeped into the voluminous
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 22 Dec 2017, 12:54
and cavernous crack beneath
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 22 Dec 2017, 13:06
Helga's pink yoga pants.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 22 Dec 2017, 18:22
Looking down, Helga shrieked
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 22 Dec 2017, 18:54
in rage and confusion.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 22 Dec 2017, 19:50
She lunged quickly backwards
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 30 Dec 2017, 04:12
and tumbled right into
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 30 Dec 2017, 10:54
a bloated bramble bush
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 30 Dec 2017, 12:49
, which subsequently exploded into
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 30 Dec 2017, 12:56
a choreographed rendition of
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 30 Dec 2017, 13:32
42nd Street, when suddenly
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 31 Dec 2017, 00:46
it was a whole
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 09 Jan 2018, 08:32
series of frantically crying
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 09 Jan 2018, 12:48
babies covered in the
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 09 Jan 2018, 13:16
greenest of green Jello.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 09 Jan 2018, 14:59
There was an awed
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 09 Jan 2018, 16:51
gorilla bystander, watching as
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 10 Jan 2018, 02:42
he peeled a banana.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 10 Jan 2018, 02:45
Slowly inserting the banana
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 10 Jan 2018, 11:41
into the coin slot
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 10 Jan 2018, 11:41
of a nearby arcade
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 10 Jan 2018, 13:30
gumball machine, the ape
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Kumpel on 10 Jan 2018, 23:02
rubbed his wadjet eye
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 11 Jan 2018, 08:43
,danced the Blackwell Shuffle,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Mouth for war on 13 Jan 2018, 04:42
And as he tripped
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 13 Jan 2018, 06:07
the light fantastic, sunrise
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 15 Jan 2018, 15:16
of the twin suns.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Kumpel on 15 Jan 2018, 21:42
Such senseless sentence sank
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 16 Jan 2018, 08:41
beneath both blind behemoths
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 16 Jan 2018, 10:12
while widows walked widdershins
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 16 Jan 2018, 12:17
among ageless aardvarks alliterating
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 16 Jan 2018, 12:46
curiously captivating careless crustaceans
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 17 Jan 2018, 12:16
that think thoughtful thoughts.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 17 Jan 2018, 12:42
Replacing alliteration with rhyme
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 17 Jan 2018, 12:51
that everyone thought sublime.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 17 Jan 2018, 18:57
It can be tricky
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Kumpel on 18 Jan 2018, 08:01
so don't be picky
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 18 Jan 2018, 09:18
Be like Eddie Niedzwiecki!
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 05 Feb 2018, 01:33
O captain!  My captain!
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 05 Feb 2018, 08:58
Be like Kerry Dixon
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 05 Feb 2018, 11:51
who died last Christmas.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: The Last To Know on 05 Feb 2018, 12:04
Did you know that
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 05 Feb 2018, 12:09
when the clock strikes
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 05 Feb 2018, 23:17
indefinitely, it's a sign
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 06 Feb 2018, 08:47
that all the things
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 06 Feb 2018, 14:32
you thought you knew
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 06 Feb 2018, 14:52
are for one moment
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 07 Feb 2018, 01:38
unknowable?  If not, you
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 07 Feb 2018, 10:11
probably know nothing. Which
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 07 Feb 2018, 10:58
isn't the worst thing
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 07 Feb 2018, 20:21
in the world, honestly.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 10 Feb 2018, 03:42
"I have a rash!"
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 10 Feb 2018, 23:14
"Rash decision to make?"
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: selmiak on 12 Feb 2018, 10:04
"That really made my
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 12 Feb 2018, 12:22
porridge taste nice." "Really?"
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 12 Feb 2018, 12:23
"Yes, it was the
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 12 Feb 2018, 23:58
two pickled newt eyes!"
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 13 Feb 2018, 10:47
Of course, there are
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: selmiak on 13 Feb 2018, 19:52
always where you least
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 14 Feb 2018, 16:32
expect them, animal optics.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 15 Feb 2018, 13:04
Like in the loo.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 15 Feb 2018, 14:55
Wild wildebeest were worried.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 16 Feb 2018, 02:42
A very hot commodity!
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 16 Feb 2018, 12:43
Also alarming were the
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 16 Feb 2018, 16:21
many indistinct noises emanating
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 16 Feb 2018, 23:29
beneath a pale blue
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 17 Feb 2018, 03:49
scrotum dangling from a
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 17 Feb 2018, 03:59
scrotum. It was a
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 17 Feb 2018, 08:29
sordid sight to behold.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 17 Feb 2018, 16:41
"Whoa! Double scrotums!" said
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 18 Feb 2018, 03:07
the mischievous mechanical monkey.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 19 Feb 2018, 02:05
"I want to play
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 19 Feb 2018, 13:05
them!" Suddenly white liquid
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 20 Feb 2018, 01:25
seeped from her eyelids
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 20 Feb 2018, 11:21
as music emanated from
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 21 Feb 2018, 01:08
elsewhere, leading to dancing
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 21 Feb 2018, 03:23
in circles for days!
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 21 Feb 2018, 10:29
Later that week, after
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 21 Feb 2018, 12:31
the Dark Lord had
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 21 Feb 2018, 13:20
arranged some flowers in
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 21 Feb 2018, 19:01
the mechanical monkey's garden,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 21 Feb 2018, 20:30
With careful attention paid
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 22 Feb 2018, 01:54
to the placement of
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 22 Feb 2018, 03:50
the endangered Amorphophallus titanum.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 22 Feb 2018, 14:26
The double scrotum finally
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 22 Feb 2018, 15:52
inverted and became a
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 22 Feb 2018, 17:39
glorious personification of artistry.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 23 Feb 2018, 06:16
Only a few know
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 23 Feb 2018, 11:26
of the song it
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 24 Feb 2018, 23:01
sang that glorious day:
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 28 Feb 2018, 03:29
Hakuna Matata... Hakuna Matata!
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 28 Feb 2018, 22:16
And there was much
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 28 Feb 2018, 22:18
merriment, wonderment and sentiment
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 28 Feb 2018, 22:20
, and oxford commas everywhere.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 01 Mar 2018, 12:19
Then the second verse
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 01 Mar 2018, 16:13
Changed everything.  Dogs howled
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 01 Mar 2018, 16:48
to a man mooning
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 01 Mar 2018, 21:08
, pants down, hair flowing.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 02 Mar 2018, 13:59
Shouting "Kakuna Rattata!" repeatedly.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 02 Mar 2018, 19:18
Insects and rodents began
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 02 Mar 2018, 19:24
making armpit fart sounds
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 02 Mar 2018, 21:28
just because they could.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 03 Mar 2018, 02:21
A most flatulent symphony!
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 03 Mar 2018, 10:14
The mighty vermin chorus
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 03 Mar 2018, 10:32
reached a crescendo when
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 03 Mar 2018, 12:26
the cavernous crack of
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 03 Mar 2018, 21:18
Las AlimaƱas began to
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 04 Mar 2018, 04:50
blow magical bubbles of
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 04 Mar 2018, 10:25
noxious gas into the
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 05 Mar 2018, 14:24
blogosphere, causing a massive
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 05 Mar 2018, 14:31
problem for local wildlife.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 06 Mar 2018, 00:59
Clearly, it was the
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 06 Mar 2018, 02:56
mischievous mechanical monkeys prophecy.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 06 Mar 2018, 17:34
"As was prophesied, whenever
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 07 Mar 2018, 01:25
the faces of rats
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 07 Mar 2018, 12:18
become infected with toxic
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 07 Mar 2018, 13:32
gas, the world will
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 07 Mar 2018, 19:37
fart loudly into space
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 07 Mar 2018, 22:05
and all is lost!
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 08 Mar 2018, 17:29
" said a random orifice.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 08 Mar 2018, 17:41
The squeaky voiced orifice
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 08 Mar 2018, 17:58
waved at the passing
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 08 Mar 2018, 20:05
of his dear friend
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 09 Mar 2018, 05:15
unbeknownst of the fate
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 09 Mar 2018, 12:10
of his owner. Who
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 09 Mar 2018, 13:48
was not entirely certain
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 09 Mar 2018, 18:05
of things?  The confused
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 12 Mar 2018, 00:05
owner silenced the orifice.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 12 Mar 2018, 00:40
Using a trombone mute,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 12 Mar 2018, 08:26
which was highly dangerous
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 12 Mar 2018, 23:58
to insert, he delicately
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Post by: Danvzare on 14 Mar 2018, 13:39
placed it within his
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 14 Mar 2018, 19:20
ornery and outspoken orifice.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 15 Mar 2018, 22:40
This caused his intelligent
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Post by: Danvzare on 16 Mar 2018, 12:01
orifice to cease its
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 17 Mar 2018, 01:59
babbling.  Later, his uncle
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 18 Mar 2018, 20:49
asked for a detailed
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 18 Mar 2018, 21:48
description of the hallucinations
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 18 Mar 2018, 23:54
suffered under the influence
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 19 Mar 2018, 00:49
of a muted orifice.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 19 Mar 2018, 13:32
But he refused to
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 19 Mar 2018, 23:35
partake in psychedelic discussion
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 23 Mar 2018, 02:25
since he no longer
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 23 Mar 2018, 03:04
imbibed vast quantities of
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 23 Mar 2018, 08:22
Wicked Strength Lager.  However,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 23 Mar 2018, 11:51
he did wish to
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 23 Mar 2018, 15:36
spread Vegemite on his
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 23 Mar 2018, 17:28
hidden secret stash of
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 24 Mar 2018, 02:31
potato based electronic products,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 05 Apr 2018, 12:52
which he had collected.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ManicMatt on 05 Apr 2018, 13:20
He was missing one
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 05 Apr 2018, 18:38
crucial ingredient: the elusive
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 06 Apr 2018, 03:43
albino tasmanian devil fish.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 06 Apr 2018, 07:42
Interestingly, these fish originate
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 06 Apr 2018, 09:31
from deep within the
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Creamy on 06 Apr 2018, 11:36
Caribbean. The island of
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 06 Apr 2018, 12:36
monkeys was well known
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 06 Apr 2018, 17:26
for secrets and curses
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 06 Apr 2018, 18:14
, which led to the
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 06 Apr 2018, 19:03
castration of every other
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 06 Apr 2018, 19:34
simian on the island.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 07 Apr 2018, 03:39
A secret curse indeed!
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 07 Apr 2018, 07:36
Who could have known!?
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 07 Apr 2018, 14:15
"Certainly not I!" said
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ManicMatt on 08 Apr 2018, 09:30
Herman Toothrot, as he
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 09 Apr 2018, 12:32
remembered the obvious secret.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 09 Apr 2018, 13:40
He lifted up his
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ManicMatt on 09 Apr 2018, 13:43
shirt, his nipples were
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 10 Apr 2018, 01:21
there.  Lowering his shirt,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 10 Apr 2018, 03:37
he forgot the secret.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 10 Apr 2018, 11:44
"Damn, I forgot!" he
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 10 Apr 2018, 11:55
wrote on his hand.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 11 Apr 2018, 00:55
This helped him remember
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ManicMatt on 11 Apr 2018, 09:33
that he couldn't remember
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 11 Apr 2018, 10:26
anything he ever forgot.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 11 Apr 2018, 10:49
Except that he forgot.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 12 Apr 2018, 04:45
While scratching his head,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 12 Apr 2018, 05:27
he thought he remembered
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 18 Apr 2018, 13:29
, what he forgot. But
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 18 Apr 2018, 13:37
his nipples started tingling
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 18 Apr 2018, 20:31
strongly with delight at
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 19 Apr 2018, 05:19
a surprisingly alarming rate!
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 19 Apr 2018, 05:33
"Hello!", the nipples boomed.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 19 Apr 2018, 08:22
"NOW YOU ARE ALL
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 19 Apr 2018, 12:38
GOING TO DIE IN
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 19 Apr 2018, 12:56
BOLOGNESE SAUCE, CAUSING YOU
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: selmiak on 19 Apr 2018, 13:03
TO TASTE LIKE THE
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 19 Apr 2018, 15:15
APPROXIMATION OF ITALIAN CUISINE!"
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 20 Apr 2018, 03:48
Suddenly the sky became
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 20 Apr 2018, 04:51
drippy, leaking gallons of
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 20 Apr 2018, 08:40
cod liver oil droplets
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 20 Apr 2018, 11:34
that could melt skin.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 20 Apr 2018, 16:26
Ashamed of his skinless
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 22 Apr 2018, 05:41
oiled skeleton, he decided
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ManicMatt on 22 Apr 2018, 13:06
that life was overrated.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 23 Apr 2018, 01:36
The rating he gave
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 23 Apr 2018, 11:35
to himself was very
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 23 Apr 2018, 12:09
low. "7 out of
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Post by: selmiak on 23 Apr 2018, 13:16
the hat, one out
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 24 Apr 2018, 02:08
the dustbin.  But he
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 24 Apr 2018, 10:48
didn't fully understand recursive
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 24 Apr 2018, 13:16
." He stammered without reason.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 25 Apr 2018, 00:36
"S-s-s-sir, you left your
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ManicMatt on 26 Apr 2018, 14:40
l-large vi-v-vibrating o-orange i-i-inflatable
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 09 May 2018, 01:33
p-p-p-pizza c-cutter over here!"
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 09 May 2018, 05:26
"Oh No!" he thought.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 10 May 2018, 03:33
And then, "Why me?"
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 11 May 2018, 18:49
"Why always Mario Balotelli?"
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 12 May 2018, 06:12
"And why always me?"
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 14 May 2018, 05:06
Such puzzling questions often
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 14 May 2018, 09:47
create temporal distortions in
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ManicMatt on 14 May 2018, 10:07
the AGS community. Which
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Post by: dactylopus on 14 May 2018, 10:11
could be construed as
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 14 May 2018, 11:10
Once upon a time
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 14 May 2018, 12:14
there was a goat
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 15 May 2018, 06:20
that did not fall?!
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ManicMatt on 18 May 2018, 18:06
Gravity was gone, because
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 19 May 2018, 00:22
goats can defy it
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 19 May 2018, 03:41
during a temporal distortion.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 19 May 2018, 15:55
"Whatever floats your goat,"
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ManicMatt on 19 May 2018, 16:14
said the Timekeeper, master
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 19 May 2018, 16:24
of clocks and watches.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 21 May 2018, 12:24
Most troubling were the
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 22 May 2018, 03:32
digital clocks, always flashing
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 22 May 2018, 03:57
themselves to the watches
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 22 May 2018, 08:22
who gave off alarms
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 22 May 2018, 10:13
: beep, beep, beep, beep...
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ManicMatt on 22 May 2018, 10:51
The Timekeeper grimaced. "Enough
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 22 May 2018, 11:07
time has passed that
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 22 May 2018, 11:13
the portal has opened!"
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 22 May 2018, 13:22
A blinding light emanated
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 23 May 2018, 01:40
from the Timekeeper's eyes
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 23 May 2018, 03:40
"Something is terribly wrong!"
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 23 May 2018, 04:26
, said a clock. The
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ManicMatt on 23 May 2018, 08:34
Timekeeper was sucked into
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 23 May 2018, 08:38
the timestream, which resulted
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 23 May 2018, 10:10
in myriad particles swirling
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 23 May 2018, 11:57
around him, and causing
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 23 May 2018, 21:47
him to dissolve into
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 24 May 2018, 03:12
a Liquid Crystal Display.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 24 May 2018, 12:29
Then at Woodstock 1969,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 24 May 2018, 12:32
something extraordinary happened.  Thousands
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 24 May 2018, 17:19
of people on LSD
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 29 May 2018, 12:15
began to hallucinate vividly.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ManicMatt on 29 May 2018, 13:45
Their hallucinations were none
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 30 May 2018, 00:54
of my business, but
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 30 May 2018, 04:14
something had to give
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 07 Jun 2018, 22:13
them the idea that
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 08 Jun 2018, 09:00
an ancient evil was
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 08 Jun 2018, 12:30
brewing beneath the surface
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 09 Jun 2018, 03:24
from the very beginning
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 09 Jun 2018, 16:42
of the Oregon Trail.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 10 Jun 2018, 04:20
The ravenous looks, the
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 11 Jun 2018, 19:42
local goats gave, were
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 12 Jun 2018, 03:16
beyond anything of this
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Post by: dactylopus on 13 Jun 2018, 10:25
universe.  In another universe,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 13 Jun 2018, 12:39
at another time, on
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 13 Jun 2018, 21:46
various unrelated planetoids, there
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 14 Jun 2018, 03:13
was a familiar ruckus
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 14 Jun 2018, 04:34
not unlike that heard
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 14 Jun 2018, 08:46
on the London Underground
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Post by: dactylopus on 14 Jun 2018, 10:10
a fortnight ago.  Twelve
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Jojo_the_monkey on 14 Jun 2018, 10:51
Deep in the Caribbean
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 14 Jun 2018, 12:56
intros later, and the
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 14 Jun 2018, 13:02
porpoise purposefully postulates paradigms
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 14 Jun 2018, 22:52
while whales waste away.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 19 Jun 2018, 14:02
Thus ending the alliteration.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 19 Jun 2018, 15:06
The repellent sisters lurched
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 20 Jun 2018, 03:06
in a most disturbing
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 20 Jun 2018, 08:20
manner through time dilation
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 21 Jun 2018, 12:27
of the nth kind.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 21 Jun 2018, 20:12
Meanwhile in Dimension X
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 22 Jun 2018, 21:11
, where the wild things
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ManicMatt on 01 Jul 2018, 23:29
travel in packs of
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 02 Jul 2018, 04:05
cigarettes; floating, oversized boxes.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 02 Jul 2018, 10:39
Bounteous beasties roamed free
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 02 Jul 2018, 15:09
. "Ahoy there!" said the
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 02 Jul 2018, 21:56
voice inside my head.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 03 Jul 2018, 00:17
It was Captain Jack
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 03 Jul 2018, 02:50
Rainbow of the Jolly
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 03 Jul 2018, 03:31
Goat. "Have ye any
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 03 Jul 2018, 03:35
ole' barber shop quartets?
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 03 Jul 2018, 03:36
" he asked.  I was
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 03 Jul 2018, 09:36
struck by the boldness
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 03 Jul 2018, 15:06
of my own eyebrows
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 03 Jul 2018, 17:36
^^^Those last few entries had me LOL! (laugh)

. Little did I know
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 04 Jul 2018, 03:52
those were not eyebrows!
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 04 Jul 2018, 06:01
Feeling my brow, I
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 04 Jul 2018, 13:00
realised they were actually
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 04 Jul 2018, 13:04
hyper-intelligent pan-galactic mutant slugs.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 04 Jul 2018, 15:09
I shrieked, but then
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 10 Jul 2018, 12:58
they told me to
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 10 Jul 2018, 13:03
recite the following words:
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 10 Jul 2018, 16:38
"Since the dawn of
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dayowlron on 10 Jul 2018, 16:40
time mutant slugs have
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 10 Jul 2018, 17:07
been at the forefront
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 11 Jul 2018, 02:57
of all things powerful.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 11 Jul 2018, 04:53
Many centuries from now,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 11 Jul 2018, 08:31
creatures will visit from
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 12 Jul 2018, 19:19
across the heavens to
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dayowlron on 12 Jul 2018, 19:59
worship the mutant slugs
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 12 Jul 2018, 21:48
with praise and song.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 13 Jul 2018, 08:37
Please don't forget to
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 13 Jul 2018, 09:48
polish the teeth of
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 13 Jul 2018, 15:13
large predators before you
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 14 Jul 2018, 03:33
are eaten alive, gulp!
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 15 Jul 2018, 04:13
Also, whenever one sees
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Jojo_the_monkey on 16 Jul 2018, 10:04
Use crowbar on chest.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 16 Jul 2018, 19:39
one should do so."
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 17 Jul 2018, 03:20
Yes, it will hurt!
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 17 Jul 2018, 05:09
By the time that
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 18 Jul 2018, 11:06
chest is opened, you
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 18 Jul 2018, 19:10
will have no other
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Creamy on 18 Jul 2018, 19:22
-wordly slug chewing you.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 23 Jul 2018, 01:58
Eventually, these slugs went
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 23 Jul 2018, 03:13
on a nice long
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 23 Jul 2018, 05:45
boat, destined for the
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 24 Jul 2018, 14:08
fabled Monkey Island. Hitherto
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 25 Jul 2018, 18:07
jumped high and low.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 25 Jul 2018, 19:19
Then, Hitherto decided that
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Cassiebsg on 25 Jul 2018, 19:30
it was time to
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 26 Jul 2018, 08:48
change his name to
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: ManicMatt on 26 Jul 2018, 10:11
avoid paying taxes, as
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 26 Jul 2018, 10:43
Outland Revenue Services demanded
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 26 Jul 2018, 11:31
a real name. So

Does anyone here know what "hitherto" means?
It means "until this point in time" just so you know. :)
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 26 Jul 2018, 19:45
Does anyone here know what "hitherto" means?
It means "until this point in time" just so you know. :)
the name he chose
Indeed, this just worked better in the context provided.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 27 Jul 2018, 04:00
was Red Read Reed.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Gurok on 27 Jul 2018, 04:38
He was the meanest
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 27 Jul 2018, 09:03
son of a slug
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 27 Jul 2018, 09:49
who ever slithered across
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 28 Jul 2018, 22:28
this plane of existence.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: tzachs on 28 Jul 2018, 22:37
Before we move further,
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 28 Jul 2018, 22:38
take a moment to
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 29 Jul 2018, 07:48
make yourself a pancake.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 29 Jul 2018, 22:32
The ingredients are just
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 30 Jul 2018, 00:51
as delicious when you
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dayowlron on 30 Jul 2018, 20:42
don't prepare anything first.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 31 Jul 2018, 12:28
Raw flour with raw
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 31 Jul 2018, 19:40
eggs of a scaled
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dayowlron on 31 Jul 2018, 19:51
fire breathing dragon and
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 31 Jul 2018, 22:07
2 gallons of sugar...
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: selmiak on 01 Aug 2018, 07:12
turn every coffee into
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 01 Aug 2018, 09:09
incredible diabetes-inducing laxative.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 01 Aug 2018, 11:42
Naturally, when one produces
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 01 Aug 2018, 12:08
this atrocity, they must
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 02 Aug 2018, 01:40
be within range of
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 02 Aug 2018, 08:28
5 to 10 years
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 02 Aug 2018, 12:28
or 260 weeks old.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 02 Aug 2018, 20:39
If you can handle
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 04 Aug 2018, 17:38
the aftermath of this
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 08 Aug 2018, 06:02
experiment, you will be
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: CaptainD on 08 Aug 2018, 08:18
rewarded with an abundance
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 09 Aug 2018, 09:00
of very small, glowing
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: josiah1221 on 10 Aug 2018, 03:21
thingamajigs, thingamabobs, and whatchamacallits.
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 10 Aug 2018, 08:55
There were also dinglehoppers!
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 11 Aug 2018, 00:23
"And now, for my
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 11 Aug 2018, 06:41
birthday, I would like
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: manifest class on 12 Aug 2018, 06:35
nine throbbing and erect
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Babar on 12 Aug 2018, 18:57
Purple slinky toys that
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: dactylopus on 13 Aug 2018, 06:17
walk down stairs alone
Title: Re: The 4 word story thread
Post by: Danvzare on 13 Aug 2018, 11:52
while singing terrible songs."