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MrColossal · « **on:** 08 Dec 2003, 02:52 »

Hello...

I come to you with the best thing I have ever seen and come christmas day my new bible...

There's not much I can say so I'll just link it and get it over with.

Awesome

Love,
Eric

Iceboty V7000a · « **Reply #1 on:** 08 Dec 2003, 03:02 »

Wooooo! A MUSTHAVE!

TheYak · « **Reply #2 on:** 08 Dec 2003, 03:47 »

And a nice price as well:
"8 used & new from $6.66 "

remixor · « **Reply #3 on:** 08 Dec 2003, 06:18 »

Best book ever!

Nacho · « **Reply #4 on:** 08 Dec 2003, 08:57 »

I don´t know if this thread goes about that, but my favourite book is "Jurassic Park".

Interference · « **Reply #5 on:** 08 Dec 2003, 09:01 »

Our local book store sells The Dalek Survival Guide but I think this is slightly closer to the ol' comedy bullseye. I eagerly await a follow-up, along the lines of "Labour Party Political Broadcast Survival Guide."

And the greatest book ever is The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy.

TheYak · « **Reply #6 on:** 08 Dec 2003, 09:03 »

Quote from: Lance Farlandstrong on 08 Dec 2003, 08:57

I don´t know if this thread goes about that, but my favourite book is "Jurassic Park".

Have I ever told you that you're my favorite crack-head?

Interference · « **Reply #7 on:** 08 Dec 2003, 12:13 »

Quote from: YakSpit on 08 Dec 2003, 09:03

Quote from: Lance Farlandstrong on 08 Dec 2003, 08:57
I don´t know if this thread goes about that, but my favourite book is "Jurassic Park".

Have I ever told you that you're my favorite crack-head?

You know more than one crack-head?

TheYak · « **Reply #8 on:** 08 Dec 2003, 12:15 »

Quote from: Interference on 08 Dec 2003, 12:13

You know more than one crack-head?

You have to ask? Just check my location.

Nine Toes · « **Reply #9 on:** 08 Dec 2003, 16:13 »

Mr. Hyde hastily dives into pile of dirty clothes in search of his debit card.

...It shall be mine... Oh yes, it shall be mine...

Good job, Colossal!

earlwood · « **Reply #10 on:** 09 Dec 2003, 00:46 »

:

you guys, Everyone knows the greatest book in the world is either, 'Mind Over Matters' or 'If Chins could Kill'.

TheYak · « **Reply #11 on:** 09 Dec 2003, 07:58 »

On the topic of quirky books that may make good Christmas presents, here's a link to Bush-Quotes calendars and books. I don't claim to use perfect grammar constantly but I also don't attempt to use polysyllabic words that are obviously beyond me.

http://www.bushcalendar.com/cgi-bin/htmlos.cgi/4824.1.1052755985611665089#
I'd go easier on him but I can't stand the bastard.

Nine Toes · « **Reply #12 on:** 09 Dec 2003, 19:02 »

I never voted for him, and I can't stand him either.

David Letterman really isn't that funny anymore, but some of the clips of Bush that he makes fun of are slightly humorous.

ScubaChic · « **Reply #13 on:** 10 Dec 2003, 18:20 »

Well ok odd book.. i found out about this odd book a few weeks ago sense your on the subject of books....
http://www.spinelessbooks.com/gadsby/01.html
its a book w/50,000 words... and if that doenst seem impressive... the letter 'e' is not used once!!!

Trapezoid · « **Reply #14 on:** 11 Dec 2003, 03:19 »

earlwood: "Mind Over Matters" by Mike Nelson? I love that book!!

As for this zombie book, I'm thinking of getting it for a friend. I read some of it today at the bookstore, and it was really more creepy than funny. I think my friend would like it. Too bad I don't have any money.

Snake · « **Reply #15 on:** 11 Dec 2003, 04:45 »

Damned cool shit, Eric! I'd love to get his book...maybe I'll order online...

--Snake

MrColossal · « **Reply #16 on:** 11 Dec 2003, 05:44 »

someone say "If Chins Could Kill"?

BANG!!

i guess this makes me cooler than you

rodekill · « **Reply #17 on:** 13 Dec 2003, 22:44 »

I think it goes without saying.

Anyways, I picked up the Survival Guide today. I will be sharing the info amongst my zombie brothers, so don't feel safe.

We have the knowledge. The knowledge is power.

After · « **Reply #18 on:** 14 Dec 2003, 01:31 »

Right on!
Let go of your fears.
Follow the zombie within.
In your heart of hearts ... hang on ...
Whose heart is that?
... Oh, right. Never mind.

remixor · « **Reply #19 on:** 14 Dec 2003, 06:06 »

Quote from: MrColossal on 11 Dec 2003, 05:44

i guess this makes me cooler than you

It certainly does make you cooler than him. I should know, since I have my own signed copy.