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Robert Eric · « **on:** 01 May 2004, 13:52 »

I was on my way to the supermarket this morning, and on the lane that takes you to 101 west, a truck drove past me that said on the side, "North east building: Our erections last longer."

Anyone else see anything like this?

shbaz · « **Reply #1 on:** 01 May 2004, 14:05 »

I'd assume it's a construction company.

There are some businesses around my college town with funny names. Dick's Plumbing, Roofies (they put shingles on), and Christie's Toybox (oh, but that one isn't ironic, because it really is a sex shop).

Jordan · « **Reply #2 on:** 01 May 2004, 14:13 »

Not a car or truck message but the other day I saw a sign that said DIVERSION TURN RIGHT and a big arrow pointing left...

Ashen · « **Reply #3 on:** 01 May 2004, 14:43 »

"P. Christopher & Son, builders.
(and then the phone number)
When you call, ask for Phil, as John's only 4"

I don't rememeber the exact names, but I do remember the 'joke'.

rtf · « **Reply #4 on:** 01 May 2004, 15:38 »

Bumper Sticker:

How am I driving? Call 1-800 EAT-SHIT

Saw it outside Taco Bell

Robert Eric · « **Reply #5 on:** 01 May 2004, 15:49 »

I saw that one in "Scary Movie 2".

Meowster · « **Reply #6 on:** 01 May 2004, 18:08 »

"You're a whore."

Esseb · « **Reply #7 on:** 01 May 2004, 18:17 »

I think I saw "Shit happens" on a bumper sticker once. I thought it was clever.

Ben · « **Reply #8 on:** 01 May 2004, 18:19 »

Not as clever as "Where's the beef?"

Heh.. Where's the beef...

Sluggo · « **Reply #9 on:** 01 May 2004, 19:48 »

Everyone's probably seen this one already:

My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter

LGM · « **Reply #10 on:** 01 May 2004, 21:27 »

I love that one..

I can't remember any ones I've seen.. I have seen purple license plate borders before.. And if you don't know what that means, it's sort of a universal signal of a gay person.. Sorta like the quilts and the udnerground railroad..

shbaz · « **Reply #11 on:** 01 May 2004, 21:29 »

Quote from: LilGryphMaster on 01 May 2004, 21:27

I have seen purple license plate borders before.. And if you don't know what that means, it's sort of a universal signal of a gay person.. Sorta like the quilts and the udnerground railroad..

Or a girl? I don't buy that.

LordHart · « **Reply #12 on:** 02 May 2004, 01:15 »

More so, why does LGM know that...

LGM · « **Reply #13 on:** 02 May 2004, 03:22 »

I'm in high school, remember.. Kids talk about that kindof crap all teh time.

Plus.. that rule only applys to a man's car, anyways.. A girl can have whatever color she wants I spose.

Redwall · « **Reply #14 on:** 02 May 2004, 03:25 »

"Chitty Garbage Disposal"

shbaz · « **Reply #15 on:** 02 May 2004, 09:09 »

Quote from: LilGryphMaster on 02 May 2004, 03:22

I'm in high school, remember.. Kids talk about that kindof crap all teh time.

Plus.. that rule only applys to a man's car, anyways.. A girl can have whatever color she wants I spose.

In that case, wouldn't anything girly be a "universal sign for a gay?" I mean, you won't see most straight guys driving around with a flower vase in their windshield or a pink license plate border either.

Rave · « **Reply #16 on:** 02 May 2004, 16:15 »

What about gay women. What are the rules about what they can have on thier cars? Or is it a double standard kind of thing?

Kweepa · « **Reply #17 on:** 02 May 2004, 16:19 »

I think they hang a green handkerchief from the exhaust pipe.
Don't tell anyone I told you that though.

Sluggo · « **Reply #18 on:** 02 May 2004, 16:58 »

Why would anyone bother. I mean who really needs to know whether someone is gay, or christian etc. from looking at their car?

Evil · « **Reply #19 on:** 02 May 2004, 23:24 »

My friend has one of those Jesus fish and instead of Jesus it says Pegan. I thought it was funny.