Topic: Strange car or truck messages

[Nine Toes]

I have seen purple license plate borders before.. And if you don't know what that means, it's sort of a universal signal of a gay person..

I don't know, around here it's a rainbow sticker on their car or something.  I thought the rainbow was the universal sign for a gay person.

[shbaz_latenitestudyin]

My friend has one of those Jesus fish and instead of Jesus it says Pegan. I thought it was funny.

One of my friends in high school turned his Jesus fish upside down so the cross was sacrilegious (one of those that's just a fish with a cross for an eye). Nobody ever noticed it, so he put paper-clip antlers on it. Yeah, not horns.. I don't know why, it was funny at the time though.

[Timosity]

I can't think of any witty car messages I've seen lately but what pisses me off is people that get really bad wanky personalised number plates.

One I saw was on some try hards car, the sad thing is he probably thought he was living this life for real.

RU34SX

and one of my friends (that's a dickhead) tried to get this numberplate but it wasn't allowed.

FKNDVS

[Babar]

I don't know about funny signs, but you should see the trucks here. This is the norm. All trucks look like this. Some people may find this looking nice, but then they must be nuts. Also, if the "this-type-of-car-means-the-owner-is-gay" rule was right, then all of these guys would be gay, which is not likely .

[Robert Eric]

My license plate is a vanity plate, reading "BACKOFF".  I wanted "F*CKOFF", but they wouldn't do it.

[Dart]

Well, there was a truck with big, bolded letters on it that read on its side, "EJACULATE".

And it was in a parking lot of a company named Siemens.

[mätzyboy]

I've seen cars with the Jesus-fish sticker, only with LEGS and saying DARWIN instead of Jesus.  8)

And I guess it's not a car or so, but funny as hell:
Here in Sweden there is a company called Locum that during christmas 2001 wanted to show how caring they were for nature, by not sending any xmas cards, thus saving trees. Instead they put in an ad in a national newspaper wishing their customers happy holidays. To even more show their warmth and love for those poor trees, they exchanged the o in locum for a heart giving this rather unwanted result...

[Haddas]

... I think this one speaks for itself. Two fruits doin' it

[Archangel (aka SoupDragon)]

Well there's a fishing and hunting shop in my town called "Steve's Tackle". You can't make stuff like that up.

[Peter Thomas]

I love the locum ad. That is just so stupid, it's great!

I've seen a couple of good bumper stickers in my time... here are the most memorable:

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
"Where there's a will, I want to be in it"
"If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!"