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Favourite quotes from AGS games.
« on: 09 Jun 2004, 15:30 »
I've got a million of favourite quotes.
One of them would be...
"PUBLIC ZOO. KEEP OUT" (or something) - Richard Longhurst and the Box That Ate Time
You know what they say... no... wait... you don't. What a shame.

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Re: Favourite quotes from AGS games.
« Reply #1 on: 09 Jun 2004, 15:39 »
I've got a million old ones, but here's a fairly new:

"I invented a burglary alarm that sets off at sunset. Good to have if you live in a neighborhood where you expect a break-in every night."

guess the origin


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Re: Favourite quotes from AGS games.
« Reply #2 on: 09 Jun 2004, 15:41 »
Cirque De Zale!
Oops, I spoiled tthe whole fun...
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Re: Favourite quotes from AGS games.
« Reply #3 on: 09 Jun 2004, 18:42 »
I don't remember the quote exactly, but it went something like:

MELT: How'd you get here so fast?
DRAKE: I used the map screen.
MELT: Map screen?  Don't you know those are bad for the environment?

("Cabbages and Kings")

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Re: Favourite quotes from AGS games.
« Reply #4 on: 09 Jun 2004, 18:55 »
"The sun is dead. Good."
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Re: Favourite quotes from AGS games.
« Reply #5 on: 09 Jun 2004, 19:44 »
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Re: Favourite quotes from AGS games.
« Reply #6 on: 09 Jun 2004, 19:55 »
"If I see someone so much as look at a tree the wrong way, I'll go off like a rocket!"
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Re: Favourite quotes from AGS games.
« Reply #7 on: 09 Jun 2004, 20:31 »
"Ich bin ein Mörder, kein Dieb!" :P

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Re: Favourite quotes from AGS games.
« Reply #8 on: 09 Jun 2004, 20:39 »
"I only steal things when i am sure no-one is using them"
"I'm sure that makes them feel a lot better"
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Re: Favourite quotes from AGS games.
« Reply #9 on: 09 Jun 2004, 21:57 »
Nobody deserves a suppository (I think, Pirate Fry)
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Re: Favourite quotes from AGS games.
« Reply #10 on: 10 Jun 2004, 03:50 »
"You wonder why there is a sky in a mall."

All Ace Quest quotes are funny!  (c :)-

This is a great idea for a thread  :D
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Re: Favourite quotes from AGS games.
« Reply #11 on: 10 Jun 2004, 05:07 »
"You pound the ground with your hand until it concedes that you are, indeed, DA MAN!"
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Re: Favourite quotes from AGS games.
« Reply #12 on: 10 Jun 2004, 07:57 »
greatest... quote... ever, Dick.

even though Scid is DA MAN no matter how hard you pound the ground...
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Re: Favourite quotes from AGS games.
« Reply #13 on: 10 Jun 2004, 09:18 »
All Larry Vales quotes are awesome.
The pen that said "Thank you, Lary".

Or Just Another Point 'n Click Adventure.
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Re: Favourite quotes from AGS games.
« Reply #14 on: 10 Jun 2004, 09:55 »
I started a thread like this last year. Nobody remembers :'(?

Anyways... JAPNCA has some of the most funniest quotes in it in my opinion too.
Can't remember them now though. 'twas over a year ago.

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Re: Favourite quotes from AGS games.
« Reply #15 on: 10 Jun 2004, 16:56 »
"I guess it's in my nature to disable hazardous traps?" [or something, from KQVI, which I realize wasn't made in AGS. But it should have been].

The intro to Larry Vales II is great, too.
"Would you like to paint a mural of the rainforest on my wall" [or something, again paraphrased from memory]

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Re: Favourite quotes from AGS games.
« Reply #16 on: 10 Jun 2004, 17:41 »
All the "I find (Dull/Southern/etc.) Women Sexy." "but then, I find all Women Sexy!" from Leisure Suit Larry 2. or "I find all Women Sexy." "But I'll make an exception for this one!"
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Re: Favourite quotes from AGS games.
« Reply #17 on: 11 Jun 2004, 16:57 »
"Shut up ya 'lil FREAK!" ;)

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Re: Favourite quotes from AGS games.
« Reply #18 on: 12 Jun 2004, 17:15 »
Any quote from the Rich Phycho series of games  :P But the all time best is

"It's the eye of someone you killed I think" (When examining the crazy eye icon in Rich Phycho 1)

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Re: Favourite quotes from AGS games.
« Reply #19 on: 13 Jun 2004, 20:55 »
"That doesn't sound like a cure for cancer to me."

-From Larry Vales 1.