Favourite quotes from AGS games.

[JudgeDeadd]

I've got a million of favourite quotes.
One of them would be...
"PUBLIC ZOO. KEEP OUT" (or something) - Richard Longhurst and the Box That Ate Time

[Andail]

I've got a million old ones, but here's a fairly new:

"I invented a burglary alarm that sets off at sunset. Good to have if you live in a neighborhood where you expect a break-in every night."

guess the origin

[JudgeDeadd]

Cirque De Zale!
Oops, I spoiled tthe whole fun...

[Dave Gilbert]

I don't remember the quote exactly, but it went something like:

MELT: How'd you get here so fast?
DRAKE: I used the map screen.
MELT: Map screen?Ã,  Don't you know those are bad for the environment?

("Cabbages and Kings")

[Ghormak]

"The sun is dead. Good."

[AGA]

Captain Muchly Drinks Bleach.

[evenwolf]

"If I see someone so much as look at a tree the wrong way, I'll go off like a rocket!"

[LucasFan]

"Ich bin ein Mörder, kein Dieb!"

[Sam.]

"I only steal things when i am sure no-one is using them"
"I'm sure that makes them feel a lot better"

[Hollister Man]

Nobody deserves a suppository (I think, Pirate Fry)

[rtf]

"You wonder why there is a sky in a mall."

All Ace Quest quotes are funny!  (c :)-

This is a great idea for a thread  :D

[Las Naranjas]

"You pound the ground with your hand until it concedes that you are, indeed, DA MAN!"

[MrColossal]

greatest... quote... ever, Dick.

even though Scid is DA MAN no matter how hard you pound the ground...

[jetxl]

All Larry Vales quotes are awesome.
The pen that said "Thank you, Lary".

Or Just Another Point 'n Click Adventure.
Mother:"And after I walked from school for 10 miles I had to chop the fire wood with my bare hands!"
Son:"I'm sorry, but just because you had a shitty childhood, what does this has to do with me? "

[Haddas@faraway]

I started a thread like this last year. Nobody remembers :'(?

Anyways... JAPNCA has some of the most funniest quotes in it in my opinion too.
Can't remember them now though. 'twas over a year ago.

[Radiant]

"I guess it's in my nature to disable hazardous traps?" [or something, from KQVI, which I realize wasn't made in AGS. But it should have been].

The intro to Larry Vales II is great, too.
"Would you like to paint a mural of the rainforest on my wall" [or something, again paraphrased from memory]

[Mephistophilis]

All the "I find (Dull/Southern/etc.) Women Sexy." "but then, I find all Women Sexy!" from Leisure Suit Larry 2. or "I find all Women Sexy." "But I'll make an exception for this one!"

[Vizzerdrix]

"Shut up ya 'lil FREAK!"

[BerserkerTails]

Any quote from the Rich Phycho series of games  But the all time best is

"It's the eye of someone you killed I think" (When examining the crazy eye icon in Rich Phycho 1)

...Stupid automatic TXT-Editing... There should be a code you can type so you can disable that, for quotes that are written with Two's and R's.

[Steve]

"That doesn't sound like a cure for cancer to me."

-From Larry Vales 1.

[Secret Fawful]

everything osama and al gurbish say to each other- Al Gurbish: Nick It and Run

[Ghost]

Monkey Island 2, aftr the dive: "That's the second biggest monkey head I ever saw."

[Meowster]

AGS Quotes.

[Doc Comic]

It's been awhile since I played it, but I think it went something like...

"You take the jar because this is an adventure game."

[Ghost]

yufster: Sorry...

then the decriptions of all the big stone group in King's Quest 2 by Tierra- something like:

"these stones are not in the mood for rock and roll now, and you van't bring them apart, so leave the stones alone"

[Radiant]

Monkey Island I:

it looks like a regular crate.  [which is the common response]
... except for that big glowing Voodoo Antiroot inside.

[TerranRich]

[size=+18]AGS Game Quotes![/size]

[Kinoko]

All these people getting it wrong one after the other is funnier than the quotes ^_^

There was something I just loved to death in Odysseus but I can't remember it off-hand. I'll edit later.

[Skio]

"Now, which part of the motel should I sabotage first?"
   
                                    - Herman Toothrot

[Moox]

Its a deformed skeloton
- 5 days a stranger

[Mephistophilis]

"Just say, 'Captain the Lubbers are Boarding us!' and he'll go catatonic."
"Captain the lubbers are Boarding us!"
"It won't work on me."

[Grundislav]

At this point, I think my favorite AGS quote, as well as the favorite quote of several others is, from The Journey Home, Part 1: "It feels like wood."

[BerserkerTails]

Definatley Rich Phycho 1: Trapped with Hell...

"its the eye of someone you killed i think"

Damn TXT-Style editor! Imagine that the above quote has more TXT-Style spellings.

[Sluggo]

"I followed ya!"
"How did you get here Roger?"
"I followed ya!"


Forgive me if that isn't totally correct.

[mousemat]

default: "talking to yourself is a sign of madness"

[Mats Berglinn]

"Nobody knows for sure." - The Guy in World's Deepest hole, Calsson 2.

[Andail]

Mats: Thanks alot!
That's me

[neopolis3]

"Why did we cut the tree mister Trilby?"
"I don't know but it makes me feel better..."

[Junkie SX]

"I can't pick that up."
- Monkey Island II

[Mats Berglinn]

For the gods' sake! Listen to what Flamboyant PC Salesman says  !

AGS Quotes.

[R4L]

From Rob Blanc 3-
"You stuff the boathook down your trousers. Maybe you'll make better progress with girls now.(Provided that your personality doesn't get in the way, of course.)"

[Krazy]

"I can't pick that up."
- Monkey Island II

1.It's AGS quotes 2.That's not even MEANT to be funny it's just  a default response  :

[mousemat]

Arons epic journey: your muscles are weak but you still have the strengh

or something like that

[Goot]

"Is this part of the plan, or do you just get kicks out of seeing ladies with big guns?"Ã,      -5 days a stranger

[Blade]

"I was once dating with a girl who had just the same door" - 5 days a stranger.

[madgooseparade]

"I don't trust many people to handle my balls... that boy is one of them."

The Great-Stroke Off

[Phemar]

My penis was so damn swollen I took a lax ... wait, this is AGS game quotes?

Damn.

[Scummbuddy]

Mittens Kwest: 7 Days A Septic: "It feels like [anything]"

plus Erics' walkcycle was classic enough.

Oh wait, only 10 people got to "play" this...

[Tom S. Fox]

"Somehow, I alway knew, that windows would be the death of Suse Linux some day."

- Larry Vales

[PsychicHeart]

Slacker Quest
"I should beat on him but it's not my style"

[bmovements]

Hey, Probebly my favoret one would be,
"I want your soul." from I forget the name.

[Mr. Mozzarella]

"It would have sounded to you like a generous innocent suggestion from a sweet girl if it did not involve large losses of essential bodily fluids on your part. You politely decline the offer."

from KQ 2 Remake - after the vampyre girl suggests to make you "like her" so that you can't be harmed by the other vampyres

[DeviantGent]

Reality on the Norm: Apocalypse Meow.

'Ok, man, it's gonna be fine fine fine from here on in. We're gonna get you to the hospital, they'll patch you up, and -'

*Spots vast hoardes of homicidal kittens.*

'Sweet. Jammy. Fuck.'

[Akumayo]

"I could do that, but it would interfere with my escape!"

Five-o-clock lock when you click on just about anything...

[=The=Brat=]

Not officially qoutes yet but if i get around to makin a game they will be.

"Life is like a vector-based program"
"dont judge a user by their avatar"
"Hi, Im pixelelated"

[edmundito]

"Now, the pimples in your butt? That's another story." - Narrator, Larry Vales I

(or something similar to that)

[Harvester]

"You look like Harrison Ford, Robert Redford!" (gee, I wonder which game was that...)

"I reject your rejection of my rejection of your rejection..." - Nihilism (RON)
"Dead girls are easy. Traffic patrolmen are easier." (LV 2, paraphrase)
Just about ANY line from the brilliant (though unfinished) Edge of Reality
(when clicking on a flying pig) "Either Pink Floyd's in town or you have a date." (LV 1)
and so on...

[Bartimaeus]

A more recent one:

"DO NOT MOCK ME PIG-FOOL!"
- Balloon Man

[magintz]

I think that whole friggin game is worthy of this quote page, almost every line made me laugh.

[Mozesh]

"I hadn't made the other wrestlers this angry since I got my contract extended." - The Brain, Da New Guys: Day of the Jackass Demo.

[Scummbuddy]

From Aussie's Chick Chaser

"Yeah, well, you're a WHORE!"

[Narrator: That wasn't very nice. You just lost yourself 30 points]

[Saberteeth]

It's not really a quote:

From MI1, when you talk to the cook(after LeChuck has kidnapped Elaine): Well, just look at you, you've got love written all over your face.<Guyybrush faces the player><LOVE is written over Guybrushes' face>.

I think that one's pretty funny.

[Radiant]

Oh, is this thread back?

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow!"

[Pet Terry]

- Bye then.
- *WALKING AGAINST A STRONG WIND!*

[Grapefruitologist]

From Crime Time, when Frankbrush Steepfoot

Spoiler

pulls a hammer out of the garbage and uses it on the guy fishing.
Frank: I know a trick
Fisher: Is it any good?
Frank: It's brilliant. Do you see this hammer here?
Fisher: Yeah, it looks a lot like my hammer. Only different.
Frank: Well, I'll hypnotize you with it.
Fisher: Well... okay. I don't have anything to do right now anyway. Just don't steal my fishing rod when I'm asleep.
Frank: Do you think everything I do must have a selfish reason?
Couldn't it just be that I wanted you to be sleeping out of the goodness of my heart?
That I am just that kind of person...
Fisher: Oh okay... you're right. It'll do me good to have some rest.
Frank: Good
Now follow the hammer with your eyes, and listen to the sound of my voice. Let it take you away, to a place far hinder, and let your eyelids get heavy.
Fisher: Yeah, they're getting heavier alright. I have the feeling this is going to be one major trip, dude.
Frank: Yes, it will be...
Now I'll count back from three, and when I reach zero, you'll be asleep.
Three...
Two...
One...
Now
Fisher: zzzzz
Frank: Looks like he's unconcious now.
Sleeping sound and safe.

But not safe from me and my hammer !!
Thunk
Bwahahahaha

Since I don't have any farther use for this hammer, I'll just throw it away in the sea.
Goodbye hammer, you were a good inventory item.
It's a shame you had to go so soon...
And that I have to throw you away in the sea...
Where nobody can ever find you again.
Not even your friends, who are waiting for you in the bar, saying: 'hey, didn't hammer only have a small part in this game?'
And your other friends will say, 'Yes, he should have been back by now. What's taking him?'
And your loving wife, who is waiting for you to come home with the paycheck for starring in this game...
Which would have been just enough money to cure the deadly diseases your seven little children have...
Ah well. You can't be cloggin up my inventory, either. That would be confusing for the player.

Plong

[close]

[Afflict]

"Read my mind Claws" Captian Flame Beard - The Family Treasure

[Saberteeth]

From Crime Time, when Frankbrush Steepfoot SPOILER! (how do you turn it to a spoiler message with invisible text)

With [ hide] and [ /hide] tags. The and would be hidden if it weren't for the space between [ and h.

[ScoobyFan14]

   This is from a game in production:
     Maurice:"Do you know what this means?"
     Peckus:"That we made a trilogy?"
     Maurice:"Well,you have a point,but no."

[MarkPhantom]

Probably what's written on the diploma in the office you start in in 5 Days a Stranger. Mainly because it says the owner of the house got his law qualifications at the University of Warwick...since I go there, I think it's quite funny

[SinSin]

NON AGS

"Bernard float over here so i can punch you "Ã,  hoagie

"I hope there was nobody on that bus"
Sam
"Nobody we know at least"
Max

"Like fruitcake"
Max

[Lionmonkey]

There's on good quote, I think all of you will remember:

"Just selling these fine leather jackets"

[blueskirt]

But this one is from a LucasArts game, not an AGS one.

I'd say the best quotes I've seen in AGS games were from Knightsquire, Cedric and the Revolution and Nelly Cootalot.

Knightsquire had the Knight's arrogant lines.

For CatR, begining at the castle, the characters you met were insanely memorable and hilarious, additionally to the dynamic between Ced and Victor.

And Nelly Cootalot was a treasure chest full of beautiful and amazing lines, so much that in the end I was looking, talking and interracting with every hotspots and using every inventory objects on every characters just to find more hilarious lines. There were so many, the net on the Barnacle, the pirate oath, the objects in the store and library, the Raven, the cat burglar, the Baron's wife, the lepercaun... You may think it's too tedious to try every actions and items on everything, but for sure you don't know this game unless if you've shown all inventory items to the Raven.

[Saberteeth]

Taking a good hard look at your face, you realise it's actually impossible.  Something like that.

[Afflict]

Earl Mansin - "It's a diploma for most successful executions of the month" 

I think there were a couple more, but anyway it was an awesome game all round.

[Dualnames]

NON AGS:
MI2
Guybrush says: "People don't recognise me that's why I carry this."
AGS:
Automaton(the one with the scientist):
He trips on something so the robot he was holding falls  and opens a big hole on the floor so he says:
"Great, just great. Ten years working on that robot gone. 15 years building this facility and it falls apart. Great , just great"

[Stupot]

"Are you sure you want to Quit playing"

No I just pressed ctrl and Q because of the stirring in my loins.

[Pet Terry]

- Bye then.
- *WALKING AGAINST A STRONG WIND!*

Err, does anyone have any idea which game this is from? Because I have totally forgotten it.

[FSi++]

- *WALKING AGAINST A STRONG WIND!*

Err, does anyone have any idea which game this is from? Because I have totally forgotten it.

Mostly's NIHILISM.

[Dualnames]

Larry Vales 2


LV:Commander/commisar/chied(I can't remember) wasn't always like this..
LV: He used to have a neck..

[Cunny]

"I can't actually afford lighting. This switch just turns the darkness on and off."

- A Cure for the Common Cold

Very short game, and quite easy, but utterly hilarious. Almost every line made me laugh.

[Emerald]

I know it's not AGS, but I always enjoyed the subtle humour of Grim Fandango.

Like, when Manny just finishes telling you how much he hates cats, and then you walk into a room full of kitty litter. If you say <pick up kitty litter> he just laughs at you for about 30 seconds.

Or when Glottis finds some equipment washed up on a beach, and says he could attach it to the boat, but first he has to "do some figurin'". He proceeds to stare at the thing and scratch his head for a while. If you say <talk to Glottis>, Manny just says "I don't wanna bug him. He's figurin'"...

Or Lupe. She was hilarious, the way the frenetic music would play as when she talks...

[Krayy]

Not AGS, but best quotes of all time for me comes from Sam & Max Hit The Road:

"Who are you? Chairman of the hair club for short people?" - Max on meeting Conroy Bupkiss

"Hello little Kitty with a mangled eye...how are you today?" - Sam to Kitty with a mangled eye

[JuuJuu]

Ben Jordan 1 Revise -

"You pick it up, and place it in your purse....did I say purse? I meant wallet."


SO lara bow!!!

[F1ak3r]

"Friends don't let friends be eaten by yetis."
- Jessica Plunkenstein

"You'd make a great parent!"
- Jessica Plunkenstein (upon trying to eat bleach)

That game was soooooo funny.

"Hi!"
- Odysseus Kent (default talk response)

"Hey kid, are you digging up that ground?

No, it's just the grass has been naughty, so I'm punishing it."
- Odysseus Kent

That game was hilarious as well.

"Heh, some people would say we're all a bunch of hippies down here (Southern California).

Those people would be correct."
- Nanobots

[Nickydude]

"I used to be Bill Gates, but before you could say 'Vista', they retired me."