Two Mexican Jews and a wet nurse walk into a bar...

[BruisedWeasel]

Hah! Like there's such a thing as a Mexican Jew! As for the wet nurse, let us assume it was raining outside. 

Just stopped in for a quick hello and a tasteless 'joke'.

[Gilbert]

Welcome back! Sseems like people are returning, first the Greeks, and now... YOU.

[Squinky]

Hi bruised...


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And can't you be a mexican person who believes in the jewish faith and fit your description?

[TerranRich]

Melia! Que pasa homes? I miss you from when we used to cyber. No one could make me bah like a sheep quite like you

[Andail]

Heya, Bruisy.
How's life?

[Nacho]

You, horny bitch! Give my pants back to me!!!11!1one!!!Ã, 

[Ishmael]

It's aliiiveee...

[Nine Toes]

Welcome back, and thank you for dashing my hopes that you were dead in a gutter somewhere.

[Haddas]

\._./

Let's get drunk

[TerranRich]

Let's get naked too!

[Oliver]

And then forget what happend and have a hangover.