Sony's nintendo handheld - a gameboy for paedos?

Started by Meowster, Fri 09/02/2007 15:19:35

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Meowster

http://kotaku.com/gaming/ds/can-the-ds-attract-child-molesters-234928.php

Were you guys aware of this? Apparently child molesters can reach kids and molest them in the safety of their own home if they use nintendos ds talk feature. why aren't playstation doing something to stop child molesters from pentrating these chidlrens safety?

I have made a petition here: http://www.petitiononline.com/ninpedo/petition.html

I would appreciate if you cuold sign it and forward the link on to as many people as possible. We need to stop this tyrant, sony, from destroying the safety of our children within our own homes.


SSH

Apparently Microsoft are going to fix this soon...
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big brother

In Japanese, Sony means Satan.

Between this and their 'Playstation Pornable", it looks like they're living up to their name.
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Meowster


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ManicMatt


Adamski

Man, I've heard about these HOECS games. Apparently, online paedophiles use special gloves to feel and palpate the child's face, and they can actually make your keyboard release toxic vapours that make you suggestible!

monkey0506

Hmmm...earlier I thought Chicky had posted this. Now I see it's just his identical twin second cousin by marriage twice removed on his great grand-uncle's side Yu(f/t)zter.

But since when are Sony and Nintendo the same company?

SSH

Yay, someone came out and admitted they didn't get the joke!
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Mr Flibble

You know, I read everything twice and I still don't get it. All the Sony stuff is Yufster's doing, assuming she really did make that petition.

I thought to myself, "What's Chicky doing?" and then on my second read I changed it to "Yufster". Things become no clearer though.

So yeah, I'm with 05_06 on this one. What gives?

On an actual-issue related note, god I hate the American media. If I want to molest children, I'd do it anyway. I'd find a way. I wouldn't use Pictochat though, because nobody uses Pictochat except maybe when you're stuck and didn't bring any other games, and you get bored. And even then, you're the only one in there.

Besides, any self respecting paedophile would just use the Internet, or a large car with tinted windows.


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QuoteYay, someone came out and admitted they[, like me,] didn't get the joke!

Having actually read the petition, I take it that the "Sony Nintendo", "Nintendo DS" and "Gameboy" are all referring to the hand-held "Nintendo DS" console, i.e., the joke...? An utterly oblivious "parent" attacking the wrong company (i.e., attacking Sony over Nintendo's console).

Mr Flibble

Quote from: monkey_05_06 on Sun 11/02/2007 03:32:50
An utterly oblivious "parent" attacking the wrong company (i.e., attacking Sony over Nintendo's console).

Well yeah, that's what I thought too. Until I realised that Yufster says she made the petition.

Quote from: Yutzster on Fri 09/02/2007 15:19:35
I have made a petition here: http://www.petitiononline.com/ninpedo/petition.html

Which would mean that... she was the source of all the "Sony GamePlayStayDS" stuff.
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Mr Flibble

Stranger things have happened?

Although if Yuffie didn't create it, it becomes funny.
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Meowster

I didnt create it then! *hic*

I'm pretty fucking drunk tbh

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Quote from: big brother on Fri 09/02/2007 16:36:03
In Japanese, Sony means Satan.

Between this and their 'Playstation Pornable", it looks like they're living up to their name.

concidering that sony is a japanese product and have been around for ages with cameras, tvs, etc, I'm pretty sure they would have done better marketing techniques to know that the translation of their name is satan. and seeing as how i havent found a single japanese to english translator that can translate the word sony to equal satan i highly doubt your claim. what did sony do to you to make you hate them so?

as for this whole post i had to sign that petition myself. but in an effort to mention to anyone who reads the signatures that sony doesnt make the DS like we are all mentioning here. maybe we should petition against her petition. call it the "petition against uneducated impulsive people"

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