Family guy quotes

Started by thewalrus, Thu 15/02/2007 02:03:53

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thewalrus

     What is your favorite Family Guy quote! Here's mine:

Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Except for that one guy who called me a fizzle and then ran away, he got away with it. But most of the people who call me a fizzle don't get away with it! Actually he was the only guy to ever call me a fizzle, but after today only half the people who have ever called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it! --Peter Griffin

P.S. I hope this doesn't qualify as a STUPID thread!!!  :P
Thewalrus

Goo, goo, ga, joob!!!

"Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come!"

Evil

Oh, Bitch. You just got jacked, Bitch.

PsychicHeart

'Oh wait. You're not a shoplifter. You're just a fat kid. Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid. Aren't you fatty? You're just a big ol' fat kid. Have some chocolate fatso.' - Security Guard
Formerly known as Flukeblake, Flukezy etc.

monkey0506

#3
Quote from: Peter GriffinI'm going to treat the Griffin family to the best meal they've ever eaten. . .Uh, yes, can I get six thousand chicken fuhjaightuhs?

Mmm...Gotta love those fuhjaightuhs (fa-ji-tas).

Radiant

I heard your father went to a restaurant and he ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant!

(oops, wrong show :) )

Hammerite

"she torched your ass, man!"
--peter

"money money... (high pitched) MONEY!"
--brian
i used to be indeceisive but now im not so sure!

Andail

Generally I find Family Guy awefully repetitious and unoriginal. This I found quite amusing, though:
The fat guy, Peter, and a bunch of other people have been taken hostage. The hostage takers confer; "if we want the police to take us seriously, we need to kill one in the hostage. But who?"
Then Peter know-it-allingly corrects them: "it's 'but whom'"

Unknown_Terror

I know i should probably quote from Family guy in this thread,

But it might be my only chance to tell you guys how much i hate it. The sense of humour doesn't appeal to me at all, not 'cause it's full of sarcasm and ironic jokes because i love dry humour. But just the way it's portrayed makes it so boring.

If there was a quote i'd enjoy from it, it'd be "Hey, This program sucks"
"To Live a Perfectly Normal Life, You Must Accept The Fact That Life Will Never Be Normal"

nulluser

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Jon

My favourite quote is:

Lois: Peter you should spent more time with Stewie, so that you can bond with him.
Peter: Bond? James bond!

R4L

Stewie: So is this a one bathroom or two?
Brians Girl: No, it's a whole apartment...
Stewie: *smiling* Splendid!

You have to watch that one to get it.  ;)

Nine Toes

"What do you think of this side boob?  Do you like that?  Does it turn you on?  Well it shouldn't, because that's my side boob."

The side boob hour.  I love it.
Watch, I just killed this topic...

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thewalrus

     Here's another oldie but goodie......

Peter Griffin: Brian, there's a message in my Alpha Bits. It says 'OOO'!
Brian Griffin: Peter, those are Cheerios.
Thewalrus

Goo, goo, ga, joob!!!

"Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come!"

Da_Elf

brian: oh my god. they are eating asian reporter tricia takanowa

peter: thats silly, they're only going to be hungry again in half an hour

m0ds

louis, thought you'd be in the mood for a classic!

nana nana nana nana spider-man!

here comes peter on a clothes line but his names not peter it is spider man! spider man!

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duh - ot - dot
buh - et - bet (bet...i..i knew that, slow it down)
puh - it - pit (pit...come on pal it's my first day)
fuh - at - fat (oh that's it buddy!!)

m0ds

One of my favourites, from the pilot would you beleive!

PG: I got it, that's the guy from Big......Tom Hanks! That's it! Oh, funny guy. Everything he says is a stitch!

TH: I have aids.

PG: HAHAHAHAAH!!!

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