Hi, just wanted to say I've created an article for Spoonbeaks Ahoy! on Wikipedia:
To save anyone jumping in and trying to defend my shoddy writing. The joke* is simply that people often fatuously compare unfair situations to Soviet Russia.
The text in Haggis' signature is quite clever and original for an adventure game forum.
Cripes, I thought it's finally the Nelly Cootalot II release announcement!