I'm afraid the heathen Chinese slam-dunk locusts, and "Reason Anus" will have to wait until "Game Anagrams 2", since the day has come and gone. I'd just like to say I'm impressed with the turnout for this competition, and I'm definitely glad I did it. I wish I'd thought of the theme myself, since that would be very awesome, but at the very least, I brought it to the AGS forums, and I'm very happy with the work that went into it.
Of course, with so many entries, I'm finding it very difficult to choose a winner. However, without a winner, there can be no next contest, and I'm already past the date. So I'm gonna stop waffling, and give it to Vince Twelve with:
"Banjo Nerd: A Real "At Mast" Virgin Porno
" For the win! Congraturation, Vince: