So I entered this years Interactive Fiction competition...

[Eggie]

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http://www.ifcomp.org/comp08/

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(The game's called Dracula's Underground Crypt... I think I'm allowed to tell you that)

[Inkoddi]

So far I have managed to get devoured by creepy crawlies, bludgeoned myself to death with a key and died from poisoning. This is awesome. I must play it more and find every possible way to die!

I am also quite stuck, cannot even get out from the first room. 

[Eggie]

You can type 'help' for a walkthrough and a list of known bugs just in case you had the solution all along and the game just can't figure it out.

I also just found out I'm not allowed to talk about my game in public in case it causes the judges to become biased and destroy the universe or something...