New story of fun!

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

He desides to join the "Merry Ole Garbage Men" who rob people of their dignity and give it to polititians.He is quite successful and becomes the head of all "Merry Ole Garbage Men". He enforses a new uniform which is green organza dresses and pink protective overalls.Meanwhile...

[Sporkmaster]

The brilliant dentists of Oral-B invent the first artifically intelligent toothbrush, The Jerryizer 3000. Jerryizer, tired of sticking his head into smelly mouths, escapes the laboratory, then runs for President of the United States, with a dental floss dispenser as his running mate. Thanks to his incredible charisma and tax cuts on toothpaste, he wins by a landslide, making him the second appliance to win the presidency, after Ronald Regan. Jerryizer's first act as president is to declare war on Iplaque.

Meanwhile...

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

Jerry becomes Jerryizer's rival and kills him in hand-to-brush battle. Jerry becomes the ruler of US and "Merry Ole Garbage Men" are his lapdogs. Jerry's long-lost twin sister, Jeray, despises Jerry and liberates US by spiking Jerry's breakfast cereal with extra-drowsy formula cold and flu tablets. Jerry falls during his speech and is presumed drunk.  He is trown into prison and fed with only potato crisps and chocolate, meanwhile...

[Sporkmaster]

The Holy Remote Control Unit finally falls in the wrong hands: a saber-toothed monkey! He can't read, of course, so he pushes a random button. Suddenly, blue and green polka dots appear on the sky. Delighted, the monkey presses another button. All the jails in America crumble to dust, leaving Jerry free and America overrun with criminals. Meanwhile...

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

Jerry is on the run. Jeray is determined to kill Jerry. She buys a UFO from the goverment and bombs people with watermelons, meanwhile...

[Sporkmaster]

Little does Jeray know that her UFO's only weakness is watermelon seeds. Jerry puts some in his mouth and spits them at Jeray, knocking her out of the sky. Just then, the Mad Tickler, who escaped after all the prisons evaporated, tickles Jeray to the point of hiccups. With his sister incapacitated, Jerry makes his daring (if clumsy) escape! Meanwhile...

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

Jeray still doesn't give up! She buys a kangaroo and rides it to the north pole to the only toilet seat factory in the world. She bribes the factory's master elf and makes a giant cannon. She sets up the cannon to shoot Jerry, meanwhile...

[NTL.]

Obviously someone didn't pay attention to the rules of the story. You're only supposed to use two sentences Sasha.

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

each person writes at least two sentences

Ho ho ho! The starter of the Jerry thread doesn't remember the rules he himsel set and forgets to use the word Jerry. Sasha gets amused, meanwhile...

[Sporkmaster]

Jerry quickly reads Hacking for Drooling Morons and becomes a world-class hacker. He then hacks into Jeray's cannon's targeting system, and aims it straight up in the air, and when she fires, the 60 megaton payload of dirty diapers falls back on her head. Meanwhile...

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

Jeray makes another cannon which has a manual targeting system. She locates Jerry, shoots the 4 aiming shots, calculates and shoots the target, however, the target Jeray hit is not Jerry but a straw dummy, meanwhile...

[NTL.]

Jerry goes home as the straw dummy was his friend. Jarey thinks life is boring and committs suicide. Meanwhile...

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

A small anti-Jerry cult brings Jeray back to life. Jeray doesn't want to join them as she likes working alone and goes off to buy some Jerry poison (it's like ant poison butit only works on Jerry), meanwhile...

[Sporkmaster]

Jeray accidentally puts the Jerry poison in Jerry Springer's meatloaf sandwich, who eats it and dies. Many a redneck is in mourning, as their marital problems will remain unsolved. Meanwhile...

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

JERRY SPRINGER IS DEAD! Jerry commits suicide but a small anti-jerry cult brings him back to have the pleasure of killing him themselves.  Jerry escapes   the killing ritual with the help of Pratrius, a hungry hungry sex crazed rat that missed Jerry and tried to find him and by accident  turned out to be in the right place at the right time. Meanwhile...

[SSH]

Jerry realises that due to a mix-up, Jerry Springer is not dead but rather Rosie O'Donnell: Rednecks everywhere rejoice. The hungry crazed rat has Jerry's lovechild which looks exactly like... Rosie O'Donnell. Meanwhile...

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

Jerry's son, Sadatamircadamhuzzadabuhalibudud doesn't like Jerry. He goes off and joins Jeray in her quest to assasinate Jerry, meanwhile...

[Sporkmaster]

Jerry, realizing there are so many people after him, builds a huge fortress with six foot thick walls and an invincible force field, and guarded by dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees (borrowed from the Simpsons). With a false sense of security, he goes to the bathroom to brush his teeth,  and, noticing his toothbrush strangling him, looks at the brand: Jerryizer 3000! Meanwhile...

[Matt Brown]

* Mr.Panda laughs his head off..as hosamov forgot to use the word "jerry" in his post!!!! meanwhile

*note: I followed the rules there*

[NTL.]

Hosamov hits Mr. Panda for pointing that out to him about Jerry. Jerry Becomes loose from the toothbrush of death. Meanwhile...