New story of fun!

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

Jerry gets a job as agladiator and kills emperor Busheus Pretzelus. The baked beans he ate for breakfast that day make him float afew inches form the ground on his back, meanwhile...

[Jimi]

A fart is brewing in his ass. Suddenly he lets it out, killing everyone on the alien planet, and propelling himself back to earth. meanwile

[Sporkmaster]

After giving Jimi a long and painful braces tightening for not using "Jerry" in his post, the Orthodontists Bent on Overthrowing Earth (OBOE) swear revenge on Jerry. They install a set of self-destructing braces on Jerry while he sleeps. Meanwhile...

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

Jerry breaks all rules of looking after his braces by eating an under ripe granny smith apple. Because the apple is so sour, Jerry's face twists and turns into a horrible whirlpool-like thing, meanwhile...

[Scid]

Somebody who is not Jerry, but is instead Farmer John, feels like a fool for discovering that after all these years, he still hasn't removed the watch he has been carrying around in his ass ever since vietnam. Meanwhile...

[Jimi]

after realising Jimi DOESN'T WEAR BRACES!!!!!, (and that you don't have to say "Jerry") JERRY, gives spork master a super wedgie, and a dirty look. (oooooooooh)

[Sporkmaster]

OBOE activates their mind controlling braces and send their legions of teenagers after Jerry. Fast food restaurants around the globe are suddenly understaffed. Meanwhile....

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

The merry ole garbage men help Jerry escape and Jerry earns a pretty penny employing the "ex employees of merry ole garbage men" to work in fast food restaraunts. Jerry is rich, rich rich!, meanwhile...

[Jimi]

A sniper on the top of the empire state building tries to shoot the president while his parade is going on, but as he is sooooo high, he accidentally shoots Jerry in the head. Jerry is loaded into an "ambulance" only it was actually the car of a secret organisation who want to make clones of Jerry, and take over the WORLD!!!!!! meanwhile....

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

Clones of Jerry take over the world, and bastard children of Jerry run around everywhere. A female super hero, Jeryy, desides to end the chaos, meanwhile...

[Jimi]

A super villain with an "orgasm gun" shoots Jeryy. She falls to the ground, as helpless as... as ...erm...a person having an orgasm? Meanwhile...

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

Sasha resurects the Jerry thread (hip hip hooray! ya all). Jeryy is not really helpless because in the reality she lives in the statistics from penile enlargement spam are true and Jeryy is not in the 0.001% of the people who are allowed to have orgasms. She flies high in the sky and stabs the supervillian with a plastic fork, meanwhile..

[Eggie]

An evil plot was brewing to destroy Jerry.

THE MODERATORS HAVE COME!!!

[Jimi]

Jerry fell down a bottomless pit whil being chased by a pack of angry rednecks.

[Femme Stab Mode >:D]

The ressurection!
The angry rednecks all get heart attacks for no apparent reason. Jerry changes his underwear for the first time in his life and realises that he/she is really a woman and not a man with moobs. She joins the airforce and accidentaly flies her plane to the moon, crashing and killing every moon man in sight. Later she realises that she shouldn't have eaten those weird looking mushrooms and the airforce bit was a dream but the bit about Jerry being a woman is real, meanwhile...