"Band" name?

[Jim Reed]

The Band
Badart
Ripchord
Underwater blue
Billy and Willy
Timbeeer!
Full Bladder
Hangmen
The Finger
The Ringer
The Bringer
The ginger (lol)
The singer
Jigglypuff
Smug Lug
The black Rabbit
Slimp

[NsMn]

How about:

The
The Band
That Band
We make music
The guys who make music
Those guys
These guys
Two musicians
Two musicians in a tiny fucking car
Them
They
We
Best Band ever
Worst Band ever
So-So

[SSH]

And now onstage we have...

The Next Act

(or)

Two people who just wandered in off the street

or, more literary:

The Mythology of Sentimental Postures

Schmaltz and Bathos

[Wonkyth]

Go the Puns!

[GarageGothic]

And now onstage we have...

The Next Act

I think "The Lesbian Strippers" would bring more applause.

Edit: ... and then disappointment

[Haddas]

Cellulose Composition

[Ubel]

OR

The Illiterati

[Stupot]

Granny Smith
The Weak Lemon Drinks
JobCentre Plus
The sdrawkcaB
The Stammers
The Special Olympics
The Barns
The Theives
The Seives
The Handker Cheifs
Two Girls, One Cup
The Cultural References
The Age of Consent

[Haddas]

OR

The Illiterati

yeah go with this

[Stupot]

bindun
http://www.theilliteratiband.com/
Although looks like they haven't been active for a while, so I doubt they'd mind if you used the name.

[Haddas]

bindun
http://www.theilliteratiband.com/
Although looks like they haven't been active for a while, so I doubt they'd mind if you used the name.

I'm well aware of that! All the good bands are called The Illiterati