Instructions for new players
If you want to try your hand at this "game", just read up on the last few pages (or all the pages, if you have a few hours to waste) and think up a funny, interesting or useful command that follows the rules stated below. Anyone can enter new commands at any time, but only one SIMPLE command is accepted per "turn", to keep confusion to a minimum.
Making suggestions is also welcome!
RULES: - I post once roughly every 24 hours, sometimes more often. If I take a break, I will tty to provide some warning.
- No overcomplicated entries.
"> Grab crowbar and smash the porcelain doll" is fine.
"> Grab crowbar, smash porcelain doll, then run to the elevator and smash the button repeatedly if the monster in the next room got angry. Also: stop wearing pants" will go ignored due to overcomplication. We are not in a hurry, people. Take your time and see what happens step by step.
- All gameplay input must be preceded with a ">" as given in examples above.
This will help me differentiate any potential discussions between players on later actions from actual gameplay entries.
- Only one input will be considered per post, so if someone's already entered input after my last post, any further input will most likely be ignored (unless it is REALLY good or I feel really energetic and want to draw it).
- THERE ARE NO LIMITS
Anything is possible. If you can think it, the game can probably do it.
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* CRASH *
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Ooompf!"
You are... who are you? What the heck? WHERE are you? What are you doing here?

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*BOOOOOM*
Oh well now THAT didn't sound too good. It was almost like an explosion!

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You are in a small room. You have a feeling you should be doing something really important. Too bad you cannot remember what it is. What you CAN remember is that you are running out of time FAST!
On your feet, man! Get to it!
