HOORAY! IT'S OCEANSPIRIT DENNIS
That's right! There's a new Oceanspirit Dennis in town, and it's awesome! How awesome you ask? Why it's the most awesome game to hit these forums since the forums went down! (It's also the only game to hit the forums between then and now, but why quibble?)
Oceanspirit Dennis: Archipelago Adventures! is everything you could hope to have in an OSD game -- and considering how low that bar is set, it was an easy goal to achieve!
This game allows you to explore an uncharted area of the mysterious and secret Eighth Sea. Along the way, you'll complete quests, upgrade your ship, explore dangerous islands, and do lots and lots of fighting with monsters and other pirates on the high seas. Learn new spells! Buy better weapons! Suffer incredible casualty rates! Buy booze by the barrel! All in the name of adventure!
* Ten islands to explore.
* Five types of sea monsters to fight.
* Seventeen kinds of ships to battle.
* Eight spells to learn.
* Four weapons to arm your mateys with.
* Eight different potions.
* A stylish man purse to carry stuff around in.
* Plus more!
Giant monsters, sunken ships, zombies, smugglers, deep sea simians, burning hot lava, and a crazed World War One balloonist with hand grenades! This game has it all.
So what are you waiting for?
DOWNLOAD THE GAME and begin your pirate adventure!

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UPDATE 1: BUG FOUND!Cow seen shaking fist at legion of play testers!A bug has been reported. During the battle with Knottybeard, it is possible for the game to become stuck in an unwinnable state. Please download and apply
THIS PATCH to solve the problem.
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UPDATE 2: BUG FIXED!People throughout the land celebrate and spontaneously break into intricately choreographed dance numbers!A new version of the game has been uploaded. If your copy does not contain a text file identifying it as version 1.1 (or greater), then you need the patch. Otherwise, your version is the fixed version, so don't bother with the patch.
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UPDATE 3: NOW WITH MORE SOURCE CODE THAN BEFORE!Source It Up Here!=========================