The bump topic!

[Sane Co.]

I hereby BUMP this topic to the top of the forum!

[Mouth for war]

I just LOOOOVE these deep and engaging threads....

[Tabata]

Finally something profoundly meaningful I can participate

           

ähem - uuups 

[Darth Mandarb]

Hitler and the Nazis.

Strawman.

Religion is dumb.

[Ponch]

I like pie!

[Oliwerko]

Daily fact:

A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.

[Ghost]

Cowboys are rude.

[WHAM]

Hitler and the Nazis.

Strawman.

Religion is dumb.

Sieg Heil! Ein volk, Ein reich, Ein fuhrer!

Slenderman is slender!

One religion is not dumb! Would you like me to tell you more about Azathoth and eternal damnation through madness, insanity, singing and pipe music? Free elder-sign boxer shorts if you join now!

[Khris]

A bear without fur:

[Ryan Timothy B]

Perhaps threads like these are what's helping cause the massive slowdown of the forums. Perhaps it should be renamed to The Lock Topic.

[Stupot]

This is my 2¢

[LUniqueDan]

2 + 2 = 5

[Domino]

Apples = Apples

Oranges = Oranges.

yay.

[Ponch]

Q: What are midi-chlorians?
A: Midi-chlorians are a microscopic life form that resides within all living cells.

Also, flossing is more important than brushing.

[kconan]

Perhaps threads like these are what's helping cause the massive slowdown of the forums...

Actually, that was Ponch's trophy collection sig.   

On topic randomness...The coolest thing ever explained to me when I was young was the idea that whenever you look up into Space, you are actually looking back into time due to how long it takes light to travel to Earth.

[miguel]

Hmmm....so, a mnemonic LED-MIDI device operating from the Orion Constellation that I just happened to cross my eyes upon last friday while observing the stars is: although a life form, it may have ran out of batteries already, meaning I could see it was alive but it was actually dead?

And, weren't the Klingons before the Chlorians?

[Ponch]

Bumping because I'm a fan of both midi and my old trophy sig. Also, I like mustard.

[Sane Co.]

Ackk!! Another topic is before ours! Pumb this immediately!
*bupm
**mpbu
***pmbu
****bupm
*****bump!

[Tabata]

                               
This thread makes me really nostalgic because
(I confess) back in the days of "Lady Bump" I did the bump, too.
Not very good, but with a really lot of fun 
... even if it was a bit risky, but mostly for the males

Nowadays I need to come here  :

*BUMP*

[straydogstrut]

                               
This thread makes me really nostalgic because
(I confess) back in the days of "Lady Bump" I did the bump, too.

Haha, fantastic! My parents always dance the bump to Nutbush City Limits by Ike and Tina Turner, and they're way better than those two in your video, trust me

[Sane Co.]

I'm surprised they don't BUMP into each other.

[Wyz]

Wait what is this? The topic is almost "bumped" to the next page. 

Wyz to the rescue!!! 

BBBB   U    U  M     M  PPPP   !!!
B   B  U    U  MM   MM  P   P  !!!
BBBB   U    U  M M M M  PPPP   !!!
B   B  U    U  M  M  M  P
BBBB    UUUU   M     M  P      !!!

[Tabata]

one must also be able to indulge sometimes, so ...

[Ponch]

Thanks, Tabby! 

[Ghost]

BUMPers!

[Chicky]

Tabata, i think you should know that not all men are into boobsthatlooklikeasses.

Just saying 

[Anian]

Tabata, i think you should know that not all men are into boobsthatlooklikeasses.

Just saying 

Though nobody is really against them. 

[Ghost]

Can we rename this to The Boob Topic, then?

[Radiant]

We can start karaoke'ing My Bumps by the Black Eyed Peas (although the version by Alanis Morissette is better...)

[Oliwerko]

Nah, I would have to change my daily fact to something like "Boobs without freckles are like.." gosh, that sounds weird

[Dualnames]

THAT DESERVES BUMPS. Also we're talking about boobs.

[Ponch]

Bumping with nightmare fuel:
http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/03/08/spiders-conquer-australias-flooded-lands/

I have no fear of spiders and even I find that story creepy.

[Anian]

Bumping with nightmare fuel:
http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/03/08/spiders-conquer-australias-flooded-lands/

I have no fear of spiders and even I find that story creepy.

May bumps haunt your dreams for this, Ponch...and not the thatlooklikeasses ones.

[Tabata]

@Chicky:
I know they don't! A really lot of them prefer the crispier ones
But you don't allways get, what you want
                         

[suicidal pencil]

And once again this topic gets BUMPED

[gameboy]

This thread is now hip

[Andail]

Guys, there are limits as to how pointless threads we can tolerate here.

[Tabata]

Guys, there are limits as to how pointless threads we can tolerate here.

Maxine is cool enough to bump it up again 

[Sane Co.]

Just let me BUMP this to the top. 
We need a bump smiley.

[Tabata]

We need a bump smiley.

                         

...  getting ready for the ceremony and training in the abandoned hall from last year
                     to get used to those bunny-ears again ...

       

[Sane Co.]

We should put that smiley  in the forum database, so that everyone knows when you're BUMPing a topic.

[suicidal pencil]

bump in the rump

[Tabata]

[LTGiants2000]

[Snake]

Bump you, asshole

[Tabata]

Oh Snake,
I can hardly wait for those promises to come true 



                "humbsty, bumbsty ..."   

[Andail]

Guys, there are limits as to how pointless threads we can tolerate here.

Maxine is cool enough to bump it up again 

Note to everyone: The only reason Tabata hasn't been banned for this cheekiness already is that this thread was moved into the newly opened "Rumpus Room" board, where pointless bumping is allowed 

[Ryan Timothy B]

Ban her anyway. 

[Tabata]

Ban her anyway. 

         Heeeee! It was allowed!     

                   

btw.

[Khris]

Bump!

The new Futurama season is here! FYI.

Edit:
Haha!

[Snake]

Khris, I see your bump and I RAISE IT!!

Wait a minute @_@

[Jakey]

Looks like this thread could use a bump. A nice way for me to keep up the procrastination.

[Intense Degree]

Mods be chasin' this thread...



...but they can't catch it.

[Tabata]

Oooooh!
How could I forget to bump again   

[EchosofNezhyt]

I WIN!

[Kaktus]

Wow, haven't logged to these forums for four years

[Intense Degree]

Bump.

[Intense Degree]

[TomatoesInTheHead]

Bumpy bumpy!

[Tabata]

btw. 

[Dualnames]

Khris, I see your bump and I RAISE IT!!

Wait a minute @_@

Oh, Snake.

[Intense Degree]

That is truly terrible. I mean I don't think the comma after "hence" is even necessary.

[Intense Degree]

Nothing to see here.

Move along.

[Tabata]

[Ghost]

[Anian]

I'm kind of sad that those characters look familiar.

[Ghost]

Well, DeviantArt has EVERYTHING

[Anian]

Well, DeviantArt has EVERYTHING

That it may have, but these are characters from an online comic I think.

[Ghost]

BUMP! Yes they are, and it is awesome!

[Sylvr]

http://www.ustream.tv/tinykittens/theater Nothing will ever get accomplished again!

[Intense Degree]

Drop off the bottom of the page would you Bump thread? NEVER!

[monkey424]

Just thought I'd inject a dash of smoove into this thread.. I can't believe I used the word 'smoove'. I assure you it won't happen again.

[embed=425,349]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h35sLducKg[/embed]

[Surplusguy]

[Ponch]

Old school bump!

[Tabata]

Get into the groovy mood for ...

[embed=420,315]<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/A3pCklpnghE?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>[/embed]

   Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeen - bump!   

[Ghost]

Thanks, Tabby. Now I feel like digging up Bohemian Rhapsody

[miguel]

Or anything from Peter Cetera:=

[Tabata]

Thanks, Tabby. Now I want Bohemian Rhapsody

My pleasure! 
Let's raise the intellectual level of the bump-thread with it     (slightly)

[embed=560,315]<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/IlxozJh2JNo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>[/embed]

[Ghost]

A classic! Well, I see your Animal and raise you a Kermit:

[embed=560,315]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rti62TbFGk&feature=youtu.be[/embed]

[Ryan Timothy B]

Anyone who has a dog, play this youtube video and tell me if your dog howls and sings along with it. I need to know! My dog goes absolutely NUTS every single time when this plays and she's generally pretty quiet. It's mostly just the first minute though, if I keep replaying that part she'll just keep howling.

[embed=560,315]http://youtu.be/FWQRDI7mTyw[/embed]

[Ghost]

My cats watched with interest. Seriously. Ears perked up and everything. Is that a trick video? High-pitched sounds or such? Subliminal messages?

Let's pour some more tubies into the thread, by the way!
[embed=560,315]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTPko-aXvJM[/embed]

[selmiak]

hi bum pthread
i just met you too often and never bumped into you. I just wanted to tell you that I'm just happy that reggie watts has like thousands of vidoes in his channel that can distract me in his unique way and keep me from doing important stuff, so just don't follow his stream of consciosuness

[Ryan Timothy B]

Seriously? Is there really no one else's dog that goes absolutely nuts over that song I posted above? I can't believe this. She sounds like Timmy fell in the well every time it's played. It's like she's trying to communicate or sing. I should likely record it perhaps.

[Tabata]

"bump"  

[Ghost]

Worthless without pics? Can't be having with that.



See? Now this is once more the BEE'S KNEES!

Also: BUMP.

[Intense Degree]

                                     
                                 
                                
                                     
                               

[Ponch]

Well played, sir!

[miguel]

BUMP!
I'm in PARIS!!!!

Arrived at the hotel around 9.30pm, after a somewhat stressing (not really) trip, and took the wife for a couple of french beer (heineken really, the french can't make proper beer!) and went back to the hotel. First thing I do after telling family that we are okay? I check the forums!
What a crazy addiction!

[Tabata]

                   BUMP!   

[embed=420,315]<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DdouZZDucnU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>[/embed]

                                             

[HanaIndiana]

*** !!!!!!FLUFFERNUTTER!!!!!!11!11 *1********

That is all.

[Ben X]

The longest this thread has gone unbumped is 90 days. I don't want to see this thread again until at least the 10th of May!

[Adeel]

The longest this thread has gone unbumped is 90 days. I don't want to see this thread again until at least the 10th of May!

You can thank me later, pal.

[Ben X]

[Janos Biro]

Nobody = best video ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Adeel]

Adeel, anyone posting in that thread for the next 80 days or so is hurting the ENTIRE community and would probably be forced to leave in a cloud of Yahtzee-style infamy.

Challenge accepted.

[Janos Biro]

Help me, I can't stop watching "Nobody"!!!

[Ben X]

Adeel, anyone posting in that thread for the next 80 days or so is hurting the ENTIRE community and would probably be forced to leave in a cloud of Yahtzee-style infamy.

Challenge accepted.

In ten years time, newcomers will be annoying the forum regulars by posting "What did Adeel do so wrong that you all hate him and he had to leave?" threads...

[Adeel]

In ten years time, newcomers will be annoying the forum regulars by posting "What did Adeel do so wrong that you all hate him and he had to leave?" threads...

On the brighter side, I'll achieve the aim which I've written in my signature!

[Janos Biro]

OMG! And you also like to commit suicide occasionally... Count me in team Adeel!

[Adeel]

OMG! And you also like to commit suicide occasionally... Count me in team Adeel!

With pleasure!

[Adeel]

I, Adeel S. Ahmed, hereby bump this thread for the sole and noble purpose of annoying Ben X.

[Tabata]

[Ben X]

Fail.

[Tabata]

   I love you, too! 

                     


                     


                     


                                     

[Ben X]

Ha ha!

[Ben X]

After a 91-day drought, I officially smash the bump record by bumping this thread with an audacious double-post bump manoeuvre!



BUMPERTISEMENT

If you like bump threads, you'll love my short IF game, or the Dan and Ben games on Steam or GOG, or Unga Meets Mumba with lead VO by me!

[Tabata]

             

[Ben X]

I just bumped myself up to a new record of 93 days! Wooooo!

[Adeel]

I, Adeel S. Ahmed, hereby bump this thread for the sole and noble purpose of annoying Ben X.

...who also happens to be a great game developer. Hey, where's Dan btw?

[Ben X]

Thanks! Um, Dan's at twitter.com/danthat!

[Adeel]

I am already following Dan on Twitter for a long time, actually (just followed you). I was asking about Dan's AGS Forum's Profile; he hasn't logged in recently, though. Convey my best wishes to him too, nevertheless!


E: Bump!

[Ben X]

You bet your ass I wish to proceed!



125 days!

[ManicMatt]

I was just playing Ben there Dan that yesterday (Steam sale)! Their walking animations... there's a reason my game character wears a very long coat.. well anyway, love the sense of humour and Lucas Arts love!

Oh, right, er, BUMP!

[MiteWiseacreLives!]

It's about time someone
BUMPED!

[Ben X]

I was just playing Ben there Dan that yesterday (Steam sale)! Their walking animations... there's a reason my game character wears a very long coat.. well anyway, love the sense of humour and Lucas Arts love!

Thanks! (The other way to get around walk cycles is to put your character on a hoverboard.)

[ManicMatt]

Or a wheelchair!

[SinSin]

UR  MAAAA    GURDD     BUMP

[Ben X]

Nicely done! You smashed my record with 150 days!

[SinSin]

Had my eye on this for ages.. Yeah ... Bumping heavyweight champion of the world!!!!(laugh)

[LindaBelle]

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

[Sane Co.]

Nicely done! You smashed my record.

19 Nov 2015- 26 Jun 2015= 147
01 Jun 2016- 06 Jan 2016= 148
Warning - There has been no post in this topic for 120 148 days.
Please consider starting a new topic unless you are sure you want to reply.

"Heh"

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[Ben X]

Huh, where did I get 150 from? Oh well, good bumping Sane Co! But you lose points for being too keen and only breaking the record by a day :p

[Tabata]

                             

[Ben X]

211 days!

[Tabata]

                 

[Adeel]

I, Adeel S. Ahmed, hereby bump this thread for the sole and noble purpose of annoying Ben X.

[Ben X]

BUMP! I hereby exhume this dusty ol' thread after 244 days! Yarrr!

[[delete}]

Bump! Good news!

The beloved Release Something-thread may is returning this year. Yet there are still a few weeks left to have something ready...

Only 25 days though.

[Khris]

Seems like a good thread to use to post this:

Valley Forged: How One Man Made the Indie Video Game Sensation Stardew Valley

The funny thing is that Eric never wanted to make video games, at least not professionally. He liked computers, dabbled in basic programming, but it was never a career ambition. “As a kid, I remember I made this little Choose Your Own Adventure,” he says. “Then I was in a band when I was 18 or 19. It was this experimental electronic-pop duo called 17 Colorful Feathers. One of the ideas I had was, when we released our album online, I would include a video game with it. I crafted this dumb little game like The Curse of Monkey Island. It was called The 17CF Game, or something like that.”

“It's pretty embarrassing now,” he says, laughing. “I'll send you a link.”

I'll give you three guesses which engine he used

[Ben X]

Happy Annual Bump Day, everyone!

(Sorry this is one day late.)

[SinSin]

I think I just bumped this into the stratosphere... new record maybe?  Merry Christmas 🎅

[Sane Co.]

Bump