The lie thread

Deu2000 · Wed 02/05/2012 11:02:13

Note the original idea is not mine.

Hello agsers! Here is another idiot game for you! Here, you have to post a lie about the last poster. So if you post a lie, you get the risk of being lied!

Have fun!

Ghost · Wed 02/05/2012 15:48:25

Deu couldn't affort the "ce" to make his name a cool KISS song title.

kaputtnik · Wed 02/05/2012 16:18:33

Ah, nicknames! Ghost is actually the contraction of "Gameshow Host"!

Ponch · Wed 02/05/2012 17:41:28

Kaputtnik sometimes logs in under his alt account "Icey" to troll the forums mercilessly. For shame, Kaputtnik!

Anian · Wed 02/05/2012 20:32:27

Ponch doesn't really know what animal is in his avatar, his cult leader doesn't let them go out of the underground bunker.

Stupot · Wed 02/05/2012 21:12:27

Anian's first name is Spring.

Deu2000 · Wed 02/05/2012 21:13:24

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Fitz · Wed 02/05/2012 21:23:26

Stupot+'s nickname tells us that his name is Stuart and he likes pot--wait for it--tery.

Deu2000 is not a nickname, it's a hidden advertisement of Daewoo 2000 for non-English speaking people, which totally makes sense, since he himself is Spanish.

Sephiroth · Wed 02/05/2012 21:36:37

Fitz is actually Francis Scott Fitzgerald 's son and he's tied me up in his basement in order to do all the writing for him!

kaputtnik · Wed 02/05/2012 21:55:26

The F. in F. Scott Fitzgerald actually stands for "Fitzgerald". Also, Sephiroth does not know how to operate a typewriter with colour ribbon with one hand tied behind his back.

Dualnames · Wed 02/05/2012 22:55:40

Kaputtnik is a russian space ninja. True story.

LimpingFish · Thu 03/05/2012 00:16:51

Dualnames actually only has one name.

Ryan Timothy B · Thu 03/05/2012 00:32:17

LimpingFish got his nickname by limping with a fissure.

Domino · Thu 03/05/2012 00:34:35

Ryan Timothy believes in Santa Claus.

Baron · Thu 03/05/2012 01:58:51

Domino never actually did take an arrow to the knee. It struck him in the head in such a way that he believes that it struck him in the knee.

TomatoesInTheHead · Thu 03/05/2012 02:05:09

Baron's avatar is a pixel art version of a photo of himself in his younger ages.

Dualnames · Thu 03/05/2012 05:05:43

Tomatoesinthehead actually doesn't have tomatoes in his head. He has potatoes. (I feel this is getting stupid)

Ponch · Thu 03/05/2012 05:22:03

Dualnames has never actually seen Blade Runner. And while he has seen Brazil, he doesn't like it at all. He only claims to like these movies because he is trying to beat ddq at being the biggest hipster in the AGS community.

Dualnames favorite movie is Wild Wild West (but he only likes it ironically).

Eric · Thu 03/05/2012 05:35:38

Those are not cow nostrils. Those are the eyes of a silent anime child wearing a cow-head-shaped cap.

Ghost · Thu 03/05/2012 09:13:50

Quote from: Eric on Thu 03/05/2012 05:35:38
Those are not cow nostrils. Those are the eyes of a silent anime child wearing a cow-head-shaped cap.

Shit, that makes PERFECT SENSE!!!!

Each post by Eric is actually posted by someone else, since Eric is UNREADY. (If you don't get that, you are too young for the interwebs)