The lie thread

[Armageddon]

Little known fact: Ghost isn't actually a ghost.


He's a robot.

[Sane Co.]

Armageddon is the one responsible for all the forum downtime, which signals the end of the world.

[Bulbapuck]

Sane Co. was originally called Insane. but his imaginary freinds reassured him that he was in fact sane. And also a company.

ps.

Those are not cow nostrils. Those are the eyes of a silent anime child wearing a cow-head-shaped cap.

I can't unsee it, it's brilliant

[Ponch]

Those are not cow nostrils. Those are the eyes of a silent anime child wearing a cow-head-shaped cap.

I can't unsee it, it's brilliant

Me too, damn it! I try to look away, but I can't.

Anyhoo, ignore me. Bulbapuck is next. I just had to chime in with how Eric has ruined my avatar for me forever. 

[Kweepa]

Bulbapuck will never become Venopuck.

[Sane Co.]

Kweepa is actually a rare Australian lizzard

[arj0n]

Sane Co. isn't his real name, it's simply an anagram for his real name: Canoes.

[Eric]

After a long, exhausting day at the video game making factory, Arj0n goes home at the end of the day, sinks down into his recliner, pours himself a tall glass of scotch whiskey and says, "Arj0ff."

[cat]

Eric is peeking around the corner watching ladies in the changing room.

[arj0n]

And who's that in the changing room? It's cat taking of her catsuit revealing her true identity....

[Tabata]

Pah - don't believe Arj0n a word! ... I can tell you something about his true identity!
That guy isn't, what he told us to be! 
Oh yes - I know that for sure because I saw him the other day doing his real job and recognized him immediately (because of his current avatar)! 

[TomatoesInTheHead]

Tabata once didn't have a smiley at hand to express her emotions.

[Bulbapuck]

TomatoesInTheHead has a 4D avatar, but you need 4D-glasses to be able to percieve it.

[arj0n]

Bulbapuck is lying!

The only way to see TomatoesInTheHeads 4D avatar is wearing a 4D beard.
And Bulbapuck is the only one wearing such beard....

[Ghost]

And Bulbapuck is the only one wearing such beard....

That's not his own beard, he stole it from LeChuck.

[Domino]

Ghost has slept with a 1,000 women.

[selmiak]

Domino is actually called dominic but after he always did unethic things in his youth he got used to his mother always saying domi NO!

[Armageddon]

Selmiak's avatar really shows how to have renewable energy, and he tells bad jokes. And he likes miak.

[Sephiroth]

Armageddon likes nipples and blunts.

[Stupot]

Sephiroth has a threesome with Tifa and Aeris in the uncut version.