The lie thread

[Haggis]

Tabata's avatar mouse doesn't have a tail... that is in fact a very curious worm.

[deltamatrix]

Haggis is not not a fan of double negatives.

[Armageddon]

Everyone ignored the last two posts because they were too busy staring at Tabata's picture.

[Tabata]

Attention girls!
Armageddon is an imposter/seducer who is willing to do anything to get his beloved apples and nuts.
                           

[Ghost]

There are TWO possible, scandalous scenarios where Tabby would have NO suitable smiley for. Should both of them occur at the same time, the interwebs would implode.

[Sane Co.]

Ghost is actually the ghost in RAM Ghost, and is actually a she. She needed to express herself so she made the game RAM Ghost.
Ghostception

[Haggis]

Sane Co is not ready for the race

[Sane Co.]

Haggis is not a liar!
Ha!

[CaptainD]

Sane is in fact the sanest person on the planet.

[Haggis]

Captain D is the birth twin of fellow D Tenacious

[Ubel]

The text in Haggis' signature is quite clever and original for an adventure game forum.

[qptain Nemo]

Pablo is quite charming and polite person. You can totally stand him for more than 3 minutes.

[Ubel]

qptain Nemo knows when to shut up.

[qptain Nemo]

Pablo knows how to treat ladies. Well, sort of. At least he doesn't set them on fire or anything sick like that.

[Ubel]

qptain Nemo uses both hands to type out these lies because he's totally not constantly touching himself while reading the forums.

[qptain Nemo]

It NEVER gets awkward with Pablo.

[Snake]

qptain Nemo once said to me on IRC, "I'm trying to be as manly as I can when I'm shaving my legs.", and then he proceeded to "/qptain_nemo touches Snake" me...SEVERAL TIMES! HE'S A VIRTUAL MOLEST0R!!1! RUN AWAY!

[Armageddon]

Everyone understood Snake's post.

[WHAM]

Armageddong actually freakin' HATES apples, but still occasionally dabbles in nuts, despite the court order.

[Armageddon]

Ignore this post: Yes I hate apples. I'm allergic to them.