So is Ghost now our resident cook? Do you take orders? 
The job description is a bit unclear, but technically... why not

I do shippings too, but only for really large orders

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Seriously though, the bacon/fig combo is awesome. I didn't believe it myself but it tastes great, and I later learned there is a spanish dish that uses them too.
A friend of mine wraps the bacon around the figs, adds honey and fries the stuff.