After an attempt at robbing East Corduroy's largest bank goes horribly awry, small-time criminals Martin and Sally find themselves broke and 98% homeless. To restore their house to its former glory, they're going to need a lot of money. And now there's no bank left to rob, where will they get their money from?
Witness creative people being creative!Stare into the horrifying abyss of an unclean fridge!Establish the differences between large metal containers and nuclear weaponry!
-- Guide Martin and Sally through a strange and unforgiving world of weirdos, crooks, creeps, freaks, sleazy TV hosts, and performance artists, amongst others!
-- Use Martin and Sally's natural cunning, good looks, and unwavering belief in themselves to possibly come out triumphant in the end!
-- Get torn to ribbons by a grizzly bear if you're unlucky!
-- Get not torn to ribbons by a grizzly bear if you're lucky!
-- Steal things!
-- And much more besides!