Here's what I've taken away from your proposal:
1. 'Um' is part of your daily vocabulary
2. You have no clue what it is you really want to do and are just meandering about hoping something happens
3. Recording your voice makes you nervous AND/OR uncomfortable
Here's what I've taken away from Ryan's mock proposal:
1. Tim Hortons Hears a 'What?'
2. Canadians STILL haven't learned how to pronounce 'about'