Hmm. I didn't think it was such a bad topic :-(
In hindsight, the Olympics would have been more fitting.
I'd like to say it was a close battle and that I was up all night trying to decide the winner, but no one would believe me, but at least I can say 'everyone's a winner' and mean it.
Sinitrena, it's a shame you have to win by default, but I have a suspicion your entry would have done well regardless, so have yourself a gold palm tree:
And by all means help yourself to the silver and bronze ones as well... nobody else wants them apparently