Being new isn't an excuse for being too lazy or feeling too entitled to actually read the sticky threads.
It's funny that you called the "read me first" sticky "do not read before posting" because that's obviously exactly what you did. The BFAQ is in fact linked in there, right under where it says "RESOURCES" in big fat letters.
It's also linked in the sticky directly above, which has "BFAQ" in its title.
And there's another link in the AGS section of the main page, in the box titled "Help and Support".
And while this isn't a school, there are still rules. And just like in school, they aren't just there to piss off jackasses, they are there for a good reason.
I'll say it again, drop the attitude now, or you will regret it (not a threat, just a fact).