Topic: It's THE second Coming

[TTB]

ATTACK WHAM! I see my friend that you have a big mouth and that mouth needs shutting up and this is how we're going to do it. You have no right to talk so big like high and mighty you are indeed skilled in the English literature I will give u that but you are so butt hurt, i tell you you suck so much ass and are so butt hurt I can smell it. Do you want war my WHAM  then it shall be brung you are a fucking incompetent idiot with no purpose no like force energy I have destroyed and silenced, layer he will not be returning I made a promise on my death threats and he is now gone. Lets have a moment of silence for him......Da..dada Da..... Da..dada..DA we salute you faggot layer Alright!.lets get back to mutha fucking buissness you will be next mutha fucker so your days are numbered the shit u speak is no meaning your a worthless life form in the cosmos you spend hours on something I can take away in minutes does it hurt? Are you angry? if your man enough don't reply and ignore if so then i suggest u bring all your got to the table .

[Dualnames]

I'm so happy this is back.

[Moogle]

[Grab a bowl of popcorn] This should be interesting to watch.

[monkey_05_06]

WHAM, I have some, like, force energy you can borrow.

[Baron]

I like WHAM.  That guy's alright.

[Calin Leafshade]

Man, I love shit like this.

Isn't WHAM the guy who wants to kill all criminals? If so, i dont really mind who wins.

[KodiakBehr]

If you're singing in your moment of silence, it's not really a moment of silence anymore.

[veryweirdguy]

Here's the new game people! We're doing dramatic readings of excerpts of this text. Here's mine:

http://soundcloud.com/veryweirdguy/dramatic-reading

[Ghost]

...then i suggest u bring all your got to the table .

Don't forget to bring some Welsh rarebit, WHAM. I like Welsh rarebit. You got some, don't you?

[Andail]

Man, that post is so full of quotable stuff I don't know where to start quoting it.

Maybe here: "we salute you faggot layer Alright!"

[Snarky]

"Do you want war my WHAM  then it shall be brung"

I always bring all my got to the table.

[Stupot+]

I don't get it
I come here every day and still don't have a clue what the hell is going on

[Ghost]

Here's the new game people! We're doing dramatic readings of excerpts of this text. Here's mine:

I hear a dog barking in the beginning. Is it a dog of war?

[veryweirdguy]

Here's the new game people! We're doing dramatic readings of excerpts of this text. Here's mine:

I hear a dog barking in the beginning. Is it a dog of war?

She barks...for JUSTICE. She wants war my WHAM.

Anyway, someone else dramatise it.

[LimpingFish]

What did I just smoke?

[Crimson Wizard]

The Rumpus Room was either a mistake or the craddle for the new genre in adventure games.
Centuries later people will study those threads, arguing whether they are evidence of ingenious stupidity or the burst of inspiration.

*cough*cough*

What did I just smoke?

[WHAM]

ATTACK WHAM!

I do have to admit I didn't expect to see anything like this of the AGS forums, but apparently the trolls are multiplying, or at least creating more and more accounts.

Oh well, here is my on-the-fly response, inspired by Veryweirdguy and Ghost (cheers!):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MAXw0SdXPA&feature=youtu.be

Despite this being a sort-of weak and flailing personal attack agains me (I think), I would at least request the attacker show themselves. I work with my own name, my own accounts on both the forums and on youtube, and I hide nothing. You can't really say the same, now can you?

I will not discuss any subject with you, TTB, or any of your other personalities, unless you show yourself, as I have done. I have no idea what I am being accused of, or to which one of my (apparently ever-controversial. Also: hi Calin!) opinions this "attack" relates to, so this is about all I can do. TTB, or whoever you really are, come out and explaing yourself (with proper grammar, please, ask your mother or schoolteacher to help if you have to) and perhaps your point shall one day be made.

EDIT: When was the FIRST coming, by the way?

[Shane 'ProgZmax' Stevens]

WHAM ATTACKERS....ASSEMBLE!

[Anian]

WHAM ATTACKERS....ASSEMBLE!

*80s-early 90s rock guitar theme music*
*bunch of kids running, finding a mcguffin that gives them a secret identity, superpowers and a giant robot/giant monster beacon, all explained with a narration from the mysterious master/servant*
*briefly bad guys show up who wish to destroy Earth/Universe or rule Earth/Universe*
*near the end a comic relief in a form made out of multiple creatures appears and says his/her catchphrase*

[kconan]

Ball is in TTB's court for a video response.