The Rumpus Award

[Andail]

Back in the old day, when AGA's voice still hadn't broken, we used to have things called Ergos and Foregos and Penis awards and whatnot, so I thought why not regurgitate such an old and hardly time-honoured tradition?

I bet we could come up with plenty of silly categories. Discuss!

[miguel]

Of course we need Rumpus Awards! How can we explain to our kids that a member chooses to dress like a naked cow through all the year?

[Adeel]

These awards sounds fun, let them get started!

[selmiak]

So... do we vote for people or for games then?

[Adeel]

So... do we vote for people or for games then?

If we start voting for the games, I'm very sure that Summer Woes will win the award(s)!

[Ponch]

Heck yeah, rumpus!

[Ghost]

Best user avatar award!
Best trolling award!
Best not-submitting-to-database-award!
Best reference to Minecraft!
Best use of "For Pony" battlecry!
Most broken interface award.
Best canon violation in an Oceanspirit Dennis game.
Best extra content award.
Large Ham award.
Most p3n1s3s on one screen award.

I can do this FOREVER!

[Ponch]

Best AGS-related blog or tumblr?
Best AGS-related podcast?
Best use of a blue cup in an adult film?
Most dedicated to RON award?

[Ghost]

Best parody of a Ponch and/or baron avatar, in any commercial AGS game during a FlashSale on Steam without the game author noticing... award award!

Also, the Warden award. I always thought we need one of those.

I'll stop now.

[miguel]

Best not-submitting-to-database-award!

[Ponch]

Best post by Icey / Andy Penis award combo?

[Eric]

Of course we need Rumpus Awards! How can we explain to our kids that a member chooses to dress like a naked cow through all the year?

He is a small anime boy wearing a cow costume. I thought we'd established that. The things you think are cow nostrils are boy eyes.

[Ponch]

[Volcan]

Is there any reasons P3n1s category removed?

[miguel]

Size reasons.

[Ponch]

Is Ben304 the Stephen Hawking of this example? Does that make me the janitor at the hypothetical university?

[miguel]

Can I be Doctor Langley at the same hypothermist university?

[Ghost]

\o/

[kaput]

You guys are freakin crazy?

[Radiant]

You guys are freakin crazy?

We're The Internet, we love arguing. Plus we're going to make an adventure game about arguing about adventure game arguments. Yeah!

[kaput]

You guys are freakin crazy?

We're The Internet, we love arguing. Plus we're going to make an adventure game about arguing about adventure game arguments. Yeah!

Hehe, I love it. It's just wow.

[ThreeOhFour]

Is Ben304 the Stephen Hawking of this example?

A ridiculous comparison. Hawking supports the many-worlds interpretation, yet I find it difficult to accept it as anything more than a convenient "neo-phlogiston" to explain theoretically something we don't yet understand practically.

[Ponch]

Is Ben304 the Stephen Hawking of this example?

A ridiculous comparison. Hawking supports the many-worlds interpretation, yet I find it difficult to accept it as anything more than a convenient "neo-phlogiston" to explain theoretically something we don't yet understand practically.

What's this? A rejection of the Classic Divine Aether Theory? You sir, are a philistine! Such balderdash! You're luck I deign to mop the floors around this place!

[Ponch]

It might happen... if I can get these strange vegemite stains out of the tiled floor. Who on earth eats this stuff?!

[m0ds]

Penis award. For biggest penis. We should do it Biggest penis on you Ponch?

[Ponch]

Biggest penis on you Ponch?

F**K YES!!

You think a man that has a dancing cow as an avatar isn't the MANLIEST MAN EVER?!

[Ponch]

Don't go changing the subject, Kconan. This thread is about my penis!

[Retro Wolf]

So... do we vote for people or for games then?

If we start voting for the games, I'm very sure that Summer Woes will win the award(s)!

How about best public argument?

Edit: Ponch mentioned services to RON, Renegade Implementor should get recognition for spriting all the characters. There's so many!

[Ghost]

How about Most Promising Game Abandoned Award? We could call it the RAM Ghost Trophy.

[miguel]

Of course we need Rumpus Awards! How can we explain to our kids that a member chooses to dress like a naked cow through all the year?

He is a small anime boy wearing a cow costume. I thought we'd established that. The things you think are cow nostrils are boy eyes.

That explains a lot!


Most Promising Game Abandoned Award sounds delightful!
I also think that:

Best Pixel Artefact In a Title Screen Award;

Best Slowest Walking Character Award;

and

Best Door Is Smaller Than Roger Award

should make the categories.

[miguel]

What about lady agsers? How can they win the P3Ni3 Award?
Images can be included.

[miguel]

Sorry you had to delete my comment Andail!
I'll be good.

[Andail]

I didn't delete anything, I just moved it here to Rumpus!
I hope I didn't delete anything. at least.

[miguel]

Nope, you didn't! Thanks! That last post of mine was really important! 

[Ben X]

Best Nintendo Employee.

[Ghost]

Best Nintendo Employee.

You made me squee, now I gotta pee. Wheee!

[Retro Wolf]

Best Nintendo Employee.

Best DLC!

[Frodo]

Best Hobbit Member
We NEED an award for Best Hobbit Member 

[DoorKnobHandle]

Where's the award for best AGS livestream. Come on!

[kconan]

Don't go changing the subject, Kconan. This thread is about my penis!

Yes, I actually scrolled through this thread - twice - in attempts to recall if I had posted in it.  EDIT - Ahh yes, moved from another thread...

On topic...There should be a Best OSD game, as 2013 saw many great ones released.

[Ponch]

I actually scrolled through this thread - twice - in attempts to recall if I had posted in it.  EDIT - Ahh yes, moved from another thread...

On topic...There should be a Best OSD game, as 2013 saw many great ones released.

Ah! While I was sleeping peacefully, I was rumpused! Well, I guess so long as there's a thread about my penis somewhere on the forums, I suppose it doesn't matter which thread it is.

And I support an award for RON/OSD development!

[Adeel]

So... do we vote for people or for games then?

If we start voting for the games, I'm very sure that Summer Woes will win the award(s)!

How about best public argument?
[...]

Sounds good, my friend. Sounds good indeed!

Also: What about Best Mockery Award, Best Ambition Award, Best Person-who-insults-others Award?

[...] Edit: Ponch mentioned services to RON, Renegade Implementor should get recognition for spriting all the characters. There's so many!

While RI does hard work to draw sprites and keeps maintenance of the server, I believe Service to RON for-this-year award should go to you. Because you released three RON games in a row (with the last one being developed within one week time frame) and a demo of fourth one.

And people don't mind, we can award Lifetime Achievement Award to RI for his dedicated work.

[Eric]

Best Person-who-insults-others Award?

Wait...didn't I just win this?

[Ghost]

Best Person-who-insults-others Award?

Adeel! YOU FIGHT LIKE A COW!
Did I win?

[Adeel]

Best Person-who-insults-others Award?

Wait...didn't I just win this?

Best Person-who-insults-others Award?

Adeel! YOU FIGHT LIKE A COW!
Did I win?

Well, when I typed this post. I had my mind a person who takes pleasure in mocking anyone whether it is a serious post, funny one or a post asking for help.

[Tibatonk]

Best Person-who-insults-others Award?

Only a complete idiot would suggest such an award!

[Adeel]

Best Person-who-insults-others Award?

Only a complete idiot would suggest such an award!

I see what you did there.

[Stupot]

Best Forum Comeback!
I hven't posted for 9 days. Am I eligible?

[Adeel]

Best Forum Comeback!
I hven't posted for 9 days. Am I eligible?

Hi Stupot+ . Welcome back to the forums!

[Ghost]

Best Award Suggestion Award!

[Stupot]

Wurst Spellig in an Awkward Sugestion.


And cheers Adeel. I just couldn't keep you out of my mind.

[monkey424]

Best Aiden Lovekamp impression

http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=48737.0

[Andail]

Start nominating!
http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=49820.new#new