The Rumpus Award

[kaput]

You guys are freakin crazy?

We're The Internet, we love arguing. Plus we're going to make an adventure game about arguing about adventure game arguments. Yeah!

Hehe, I love it. It's just wow.

[ThreeOhFour]

Is Ben304 the Stephen Hawking of this example?

A ridiculous comparison. Hawking supports the many-worlds interpretation, yet I find it difficult to accept it as anything more than a convenient "neo-phlogiston" to explain theoretically something we don't yet understand practically.

[Ponch]

Is Ben304 the Stephen Hawking of this example?

A ridiculous comparison. Hawking supports the many-worlds interpretation, yet I find it difficult to accept it as anything more than a convenient "neo-phlogiston" to explain theoretically something we don't yet understand practically.

What's this? A rejection of the Classic Divine Aether Theory? You sir, are a philistine! Such balderdash! You're luck I deign to mop the floors around this place!

[Ponch]

It might happen... if I can get these strange vegemite stains out of the tiled floor. Who on earth eats this stuff?!

[m0ds]

Penis award. For biggest penis. We should do it Biggest penis on you Ponch?

[Ponch]

Biggest penis on you Ponch?

F**K YES!!

You think a man that has a dancing cow as an avatar isn't the MANLIEST MAN EVER?!

[Ponch]

Don't go changing the subject, Kconan. This thread is about my penis!

[Retro Wolf]

So... do we vote for people or for games then?

If we start voting for the games, I'm very sure that Summer Woes will win the award(s)!

How about best public argument?

Edit: Ponch mentioned services to RON, Renegade Implementor should get recognition for spriting all the characters. There's so many!

[Ghost]

How about Most Promising Game Abandoned Award? We could call it the RAM Ghost Trophy.

[miguel]

Of course we need Rumpus Awards! How can we explain to our kids that a member chooses to dress like a naked cow through all the year?

He is a small anime boy wearing a cow costume. I thought we'd established that. The things you think are cow nostrils are boy eyes.

That explains a lot!


Most Promising Game Abandoned Award sounds delightful!
I also think that:

Best Pixel Artefact In a Title Screen Award;

Best Slowest Walking Character Award;

and

Best Door Is Smaller Than Roger Award

should make the categories.

[miguel]

What about lady agsers? How can they win the P3Ni3 Award?
Images can be included.

[miguel]

Sorry you had to delete my comment Andail!
I'll be good.

[Andail]

I didn't delete anything, I just moved it here to Rumpus!
I hope I didn't delete anything. at least.

[miguel]

Nope, you didn't! Thanks! That last post of mine was really important! 

[Ben X]

Best Nintendo Employee.

[Ghost]

Best Nintendo Employee.

You made me squee, now I gotta pee. Wheee!

[Retro Wolf]

Best Nintendo Employee.

Best DLC!

[Frodo]

Best Hobbit Member
We NEED an award for Best Hobbit Member 

[DoorKnobHandle]

Where's the award for best AGS livestream. Come on!

[kconan]

Don't go changing the subject, Kconan. This thread is about my penis!

Yes, I actually scrolled through this thread - twice - in attempts to recall if I had posted in it.  EDIT - Ahh yes, moved from another thread...

On topic...There should be a Best OSD game, as 2013 saw many great ones released.