Author Topic: News Of Teh Worlds!  (Read 3378 times)

miguel

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News Of Teh Worlds!
« on: 15 Feb 2014, 00:56 »
Do you know the funny news talkshows like Leno or Conan have?
Let's do it here!

The only rules are:
-show headlines only;
-news must be taken from real newspapers/sites, you can't make one in photoshop;
-serious news aren't allowed;



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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #1 on: 15 Feb 2014, 01:09 »


Add spoiler tag for Hidden:
I'm a terrible person.

miguel

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #2 on: 15 Feb 2014, 01:13 »
Now I know I was right not to vote for Girl&Rabbit.
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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #3 on: 15 Feb 2014, 01:19 »

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #4 on: 15 Feb 2014, 01:25 »
If this was in Portugal the Testicle Armageddon would be upon us!
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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #5 on: 16 Feb 2014, 23:21 »
This reminds me the classic Russian "yellow press" newsline from mid-90-ies. It was the time when russians got rid of communist tyranny and learnt what it is to be free. Sort of.

http://pikabu.ru/view/vampirpederast_971911

Rough translation:
"GAY-VAMPIRE"
"The military pilot bit 9 bikers to death in search for orgasm".
« Last Edit: 17 Feb 2014, 00:38 by Crimson Wizard »

Khris

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #6 on: 17 Feb 2014, 00:14 »
Am I doing this rite?


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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #7 on: 17 Feb 2014, 00:35 »
Thanks CW and Khris! Great entries!
Khris you don't have to use that Mirror News page, the original place where you got it is fine.
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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #8 on: 18 Feb 2014, 02:38 »
It's not a picture, I'm too lazy to take screenshots atm but:

New Zealand Prime Minister John Key: I Am Not A Shapeshifting Space Reptile

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #9 on: 18 Feb 2014, 09:42 »
I'm too lazy to take screenshots

ANARCHY!!!!!!!!!1111 (laugh)

Edit:
Ninja-Edited for teh evulz!

Edit2:
edit.
« Last Edit: 18 Feb 2014, 09:47 by Ghost »

miguel

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #10 on: 18 Feb 2014, 10:49 »
I've lost control of the situation!
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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #11 on: 18 Feb 2014, 10:55 »
So, what happens to people who lose control of a situation... in your country?

miguel

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #12 on: 18 Feb 2014, 11:39 »
I know, I'm getting restless here, but I still have faith on this thread!
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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #13 on: 19 Feb 2014, 02:40 »
OFF COME THE TESTICLES!!!!!

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #14 on: 19 Feb 2014, 08:13 »
This would make for a great news headline.

miguel

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #15 on: 19 Feb 2014, 09:33 »
C'mon guys, keep the news coming, my balls are in peril!

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Khris

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #16 on: 19 Feb 2014, 14:13 »
I'm breaking the headline only rule to post this classic:

[bacon][/bacon]

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #17 on: 19 Feb 2014, 15:39 »
Hey! Selmiak's in the newspapers!


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MAN SPENDS 3 YEARS MAKING A FULL-LENGTH POINT-N-CLICK, THEN GETS FAMOUS FOR RELEASING A MINUTE-MADE ONE-ROOM GAME.
A man was arrested yesterday while he was wandering naked on the streets in a state of extreme confusion. Later during questioning he said to the policemen: "... and to believe that all I had to do was releasing Don't Push The Button!".






 

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #18 on: 19 Feb 2014, 16:34 »
damned intertubes, the news spread faster than with the speed of light...   :P

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Re: News Of Teh Worlds!
« Reply #19 on: 20 Feb 2014, 22:28 »
Here's something I found whilst checking out my newsfeed:



E: Holy Shit. (laugh)
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