Misheard game titles

Fitz · Sat 24/05/2014 21:39:11

So the other day I was listening to the Blue Cup Tools podcast and one of the guys said something about Sam & Max -- I forget what it was, because what sidetracked me was how I pictured the spelling of the title: "Salmon Max". Must be the pun demon in me. Here's a few others I came up with -- including some commercial AGS titles:

Some maritime pair o' ducks

Jim and I rule

Resin ants

...and some more random AAA titles:

McSpain

Bile Shuck

Kneed. Forced. Peed.

Anyone else got something?

Stupot · Mon 26/05/2014 16:54:30

Find a Fanciful Teen.
Sci-lentil.
'Ello Nina Dark.

*edit - cool thread idea btw :-)

A coule more:
Angel Vampires.
Whirled a Fork Raft.
Marry 'er sis, Steve or...

Fitz · Thu 29/05/2014 17:23:56

Yours are hysterical! Good job! Here are some more I came up with -- some FPP shooter classics:

Duke KNEW Kim
Her Attic
Pink Eeler
Cow Nurse Trike
They Us Sex

Ghost · Thu 29/05/2014 17:39:29

Lovely! I went through my Steam lib and found...

Dead's Pace

Vier. (It makes sense in German)

Jetson's Guns Gold.

Sort of the Stars.

Decent.

Hobo · Thu 29/05/2014 19:16:16

Have any of you guys played Quack or Unreel? I also recommend Dumb Rider.

Babar · Thu 29/05/2014 20:31:08

Dock ciders 1 & 2
Dead-eye Land
Dire Sex and Dire Sex: Human Revolutions
Raise the Son

Stupot · Thu 29/05/2014 22:50:34

Dead Aura: Live!
Ledge End of the* Elder: Oak Arena of Thyme.
Vague Rent Story.

_{*pronouned with a comedy French 'ze'}

EliasFrost · Thu 29/05/2014 23:02:38

Haha, McSpain, Good one.

'Sup Cream Come Under
Shad O' Rum

Fitz · Fri 30/05/2014 07:23:06

You guys are ON FIRE! Keep 'em coming!

Here are some Real Time Strategy legends:

Commandant Conker: Riddle Ert

Work Raft

Stark Raft

Done Jen, Keep 'er

Toe Dull And Aisle A Shin

Stupot · Fri 30/05/2014 09:31:18

Done Jen. Keep 'er! Hahaha love it!

Fitz · Fri 30/05/2014 10:37:46

Daaamn, dude, your version was so good that I went back and edited mine.

Meanwhile, here are some more -- this time Third Person Perspective games:

To whom? Ray there.

Ummm... Decay...

Graham Tough Title: Send in Dreiers

Old McRon: The Gnome (add salt)

Faring Height: And dig, Oprah! Fez! See?

Gah! Thick! Free firs' aching! Guards!

Which? Her.

Ellen Wei: Come, Mayor. Uhh, cannot, Mayor!

kaput · Fri 30/05/2014 20:23:06

boo german
She no be
red-head redemption (can you imagine how cool that would be?)
ass, ass n' creed (the deadly trio...)
Bro! Ken's word.

selmiak · Fri 30/05/2014 20:26:50

I only play
Cheat EA!

Mandle · Fri 30/05/2014 23:32:31

Manky eye-run... (slight Japanese accent)

Sorry...rather basic one but I had to include just for the "ewwwww factor"

Ghost · Sat 31/05/2014 00:24:05

Quote from: Mandle on Fri 30/05/2014 23:32:31
Manky eye-run... (slight Japanese accent)

Goo goo ga joop!

Gurok · Sat 31/05/2014 04:05:31

Quote from: Mandle on Fri 30/05/2014 23:32:31
Manky eye-run... (slight Japanese accent)

Sorry...rather basic one but I had to include just for the "ewwwww factor"

Or a slight Scooby-Doo impression!

Rare Jazz Tutor Wary

Mandle · Sat 31/05/2014 13:29:03

MISSED!

TGames · Sat 31/05/2014 16:50:02

Fame Bull 1, 2 ,and 3

Fitz · Sat 31/05/2014 17:02:33

OK, time for some 3D platformer classics:
Mariel Brought Hers
Saw Nick Do Head Jog
Ban Joe & Kill Zooey
Rat Shit: Ink Link

Some classic adventure games
Fly, Dove: Diem As Ink Ween
This Curled: New "R"
Fool Frodo
Sigh! Mon, the sore soror
Ledge in Dove: Cur and ya

...and some random action games:
Do whom? Helen Nurth?
Ellen Wickham: Eric cannot, Mayor (an improved version of a title I posted a while back)
Glad He Ate Her

Mandle · Sat 31/05/2014 17:09:09

Quote from: Fitz on Sat 31/05/2014 17:02:33
Fool Frodo

Stupot · Mon 02/06/2014 10:16:37

Some old classics:

Pay Per Boy
Center Peed
Spay Some Failers

Fitz · Mon 02/06/2014 16:51:18

Some more adventure games:
Dave: the Ten Tickle
Zac Msck Rocking Indy Ailing Mine Been-There's
Prime Ordeal

Racing games:
Colin Mick Ray Riley
Date Owner, You Ese
Vrrrr, Choo are Acing
They Struck Sean Darby

Ghost · Tue 03/06/2014 00:35:10

Quote from: Stupot+ on Mon 02/06/2014 10:16:37
Center Peed

Awww! That was the first game I ever played in the Atari console I had to torture my parents three years to get. And it came with The Mona Tack which was pretty awesome too...

kaput · Tue 03/06/2014 17:00:47

Hi, T-man! Blow dem', honey.

so, who nicked the hedge? Oh god...

Tom, bride her.

Blah.. Ack well. Eh? Pff. Any?

Ghost · Tue 03/06/2014 18:22:51

Quote from: Sunny Penguin on Tue 03/06/2014 17:00:47
Eh? Pff. Any?

Stupot · Wed 04/06/2014 07:54:11

Soup as mash broth is smelly.

Fitz · Sun 08/06/2014 07:48:34

How about some sandbox games:
Grant effed Otto: via SETI
Jess Caws
Marv for ya

Chicky · Sun 15/06/2014 16:16:05

Awesome thread, made me chuckle

How about; The Last Office or The Blastoff Fuss.

Stupot · Sun 15/06/2014 16:40:38

Quote from: Chicky on Sun 15/06/2014 16:16:05
Awesome thread, made me chuckle

How about; The Last Office or The Blastoff Fuss.

Hehe. The Lust of Arse

Renodox · Fri 27/06/2014 08:36:54

The Secret of Monty Streisand

Fitz · Wed 02/07/2014 21:28:50

Sulk, Ally Burr!

Mouth for war · Wed 02/07/2014 23:53:32

Carl of doodie (I know I've said that before in another thread but it IS funny damn it)

Fitz · Fri 04/07/2014 06:45:15

It is!

Speaking of war themed shooters:

Ma, darn wharf air
Made a love on her

Adeel · Fri 04/07/2014 13:03:36

Congratulations on having this thread stickied, Fitz. Here's my little contribution:

Mah Fea': The City of Los' Heavens

Mouth for war · Fri 04/07/2014 13:17:51

Fine ale fun tasty

Fitz · Fri 04/07/2014 17:31:35

Thanks, Adeel! It was, indeed, a nice surprise to see it up there. Hope it'll keep people entertained and/or inspired

Speaking of which -- how about some futuristic racing games?

Why Pout?
Night, Ron: A Crush

Stupot · Sat 05/07/2014 23:24:44

Bread for Hire
Gould & Son
Chew Chew Lockets
Blues Singer
Co-ed Veronica

Fitz · Mon 07/07/2014 08:21:48

Bad Monarch Hamas Isle M
Be younger, Dan Nievel!
Raymond: Ray Vin Roberts!
Sis Tim Shuck

Mouth for war · Tue 15/07/2014 14:49:00

Meet Al Gore solo

Stupot · Wed 16/07/2014 10:11:25

The Black Weller, go see.
Black Whelan Bound.
The Black Welk 'n' Virgins.
The Black Welder Section.
The Black Well-Up, If Any.

Wonkyth · Tue 19/08/2014 06:16:37

Gave'st Whorey.
Harpy Weasels.
Making Bars.
Run Escape.
Caterwaul Show Joe.
Spy: The Solar Dare.
Ager Vampires.
Purple Spades Bro Game.
Salmon Mats: Heat Through.
Love Trouser.
Papal Spleens.
Whisk Refrain.
Toother Boon.
Board of Lambs.
Come Pannier Rose.
Heron Sequester: He Rolled a Rag 'n' a Rock.
Dungeony Down: Oval Hedge.
Mira's Sedge.
Serial Same: Secateurs Counter.
Eggs Come: An Emmy Un-owned.

Yep, I broke it. Sorry guys.

Fitz · Wed 27/08/2014 08:01:27

Die, virgins! In line!

Snarky · Fri 05/09/2014 00:31:36

The Sea-Critter Man: Kyle Lund
Banjo Dan, Paranoid Mel Infest a Gay Turk, Ace Too
Few Eunuchs Ride a Saturn, eh?

Sephiroth · Sat 20/09/2014 02:45:38

My stupid try...

Maid Hall of a Nerd : He Rose
Coke Off Duty : Backups Too
Bald or Gay tss... : Eddie, Sean, Cole and Thor!

Ok you got me started so you'll have to take responsability Fitz

Mental of Connor : You're a Peon, Asshole!
The Elders Prowl : Dry Rim
Tightens Hole
Let Go : Hairy Potter

RetroJay · Sat 29/11/2014 02:13:49

What the hell.

How about...
Spunky Island.

Or, my personal favourite...
Bare Witch - The Legend Of Scoffing Cock.

Fluxpuppy · Wed 24/12/2014 06:03:24

Monkey Ireland (thought it was a game all about Irish chimps.)

P.O lice quest (a game about a headlice outbreak in a post office)

Toons truck (A cross between mariokart and big mother truckers?)