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Started by Baron, Sat 21/03/2015 02:01:18

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Baron



Jimmy commands the Guilty Droid to push his former master over, and the ever obedient droid obeys (but feels guilty just the same).  Unlike when he used to pay his thirteen-year-old buddies to push him into precociously endowed girls back in middle-school, this time Evil Dr. Science-Brain's face does not land on target.  Instead, he is almost immediately squashed by the falling Larry.  Together, they completely block any passage to the battle axe, leaving Jimmy and the Dame of Dangerous Disproportions to contemplate their next move.

Frodo

>> Ask Larry if he's okay
>> Command droid to free dame

Mandle

>>Warn Larry that he is on top of a man so the situation does not get any more uncomfortable...

selmiak

>> make droid play some shell game with dame, larry and prof.
>> make Jimmy guess the ...

Baron



Jimmy commands the droid to free the Dame of Dangerous Disproportion, which it attempts to do (although it feels extra guilty for its efforts).  Unfortunately she seems to be held on with some sort of Velcro power which resists the droid's most strenuous efforts.  Meanwhile Evil Dr. Science-Brain escapes his leg manacles and flees into the darkness.  Jimmy asks Larry if he is feeling well-enough to conduct a pursuit, but words fail him as he realizes the ravages wrought by the Reporportioning Ray.

MiteWiseacreLives!

Oh. Wow....
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I'm gonna go with:
>>search pants
>>take Axe

Mandle

Oh man...

>>Keep quiet to Larry about his new condition(s)...One shock per turn is enough...
>>Try the remote on the velcro-power (hey, who knows with cheap remotes. Might be crossed frequencies?)

And by the way: I demand a Before and After souvenir postcard of Larry at the end of the game! (laugh)

Frikker

I was really starting to feel sorry for poor Larry, what with all the injuries he has sustained so far and all the bad luck he is having. But now he has his very own boobies so its all been worth it in the long run cause what man doesn't want his very own boobies.......
yay for Larry :-D

Baron



The Sleuthing Squad eagerly search pants, although neither find an axe to take therein (Jimmy finds a warhammer, while Larry discovers something that feels like a deep sea anglerfish).  Their preoccupation with pants-stuff distracts them from the remote control for the moment.  In the meantime the Guilty Droid manages to free one of the Dame of Dangerous Disproportion's hands.

Mandle

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>>Jimmy grabs the Guiltroid's ( (laugh) ) wheel with one hand as it flies by and grabs Larry's stretchy arm with the other hand in the hope that this might soften the droid's impact and not at all backfire in some sort of elasticatastrophe... 8-0

Frodo

>> Take trousers next to Dame
>> Take axe next to Dame
>> Use axe to free Dame from Velco bonds
>> Retreive droid 

:smiley:

Baron



Larry uses his extend-o-arm to retrieve Evil Dr. Science-Brain's trousers and the missing battle axe.  Jimmy fiddles with the remote control to see if he can't change the Reproportioning Ray's setting from B-cup to something in the outer H's, but doesn't seem to have any success.  The Guilty Droid now indulges in a bit of wallowing, leaving the Dame of Dangerous Disproportion to escape the velcro table on her own.

Mandle

>>Tell the droid his new name is Marvin
>>Retrieve wig and put on Larry. Replace Larry's hat on top of wig

Baron



Larry gleefully adopts the wig as his own.  Unfortunately the back got a little dishevelled from prying it off the velcro table, but that's probably the least of Larry's fashion faux-pas.  Jimmy assigns the Guilty Droid the name "Marvin", but the ashamed robot abashedly responds that he already has the name "Nivram" and the changes might overload his delicate circuitry.  Then he feels sorry for standing up for himself.  The Dame of Dangerous Disproportion wonders aloud where Evil Doctor Science-Brain has squirmed off to, since he is apparently in the middle of a plot to take over the whole Eighth Ward of the city!

MiteWiseacreLives!

>> Talk to Dame of Dangerous Disproportion

Frodo

>> Chase after Evil Doctor 

Cassiebsg

>>Larry stumble on his long arm and kiss DDD... (laugh)
>>Jimmy collect all the trash from the floor (never know when we're going to need trash!)
There are those who believe that life here began out there...

Mandle

>>Tell the DDD that seeing as we found her shoe AND saved her ass(ets) that she owes us an explanation. Ask who she is and what's really going on around here.

Baron



Jimmy sets Nivram the Guilty Droid on garbage detail, but it doesn't do a very good job (for which it feels very guilty).  Larry seemingly mistakenly stumbles into the Dame of Dangerous Disproportion, who vainly grasps for the battleaxe (now safely returned to our hero's inventory).  To stall for time, she relates how she is a member of the Sisterhood of International Spies and Saboteurs, and she is currently working to thwart Evil Doctor Science Brain's villainous plan to depopulate the entire 8th ward of the city and turn it into a disnified wasteland of animatronic stereotypes from the 1950s.  Then, pausing to think a moment, she offers you her card....

Mandle

>>Jimmy looks at the card and Larry sniffs it

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