"Why Are You A Genius?" in 10 words

[Mandle]

It seems some mega-rich dude in Nigeria (perhaps a prince looking to find an offshore account in which to hide his fortune?) is hiring for a mysterious job where you send him just 10 words describing why you are a genius.

Here's what I sent:

To mark@hotels.ng

"Because my parents' genes combined in just the right way."

So there's the email link as well in case anyone else wants to apply. But even if you don't want to, feel free to post in this thread in 10 words or less why you are a genius.

(I'm not sure if less than 10 words is allowed so I just went for the exact number. But feel free to make it 10 words or less.)

Here's the article for more details:

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/08/24/africa/mark-essien-hotels-ng/index.html

[ManicMatt]

I am a genius because i am indeed a genius.

[Radiant]

I design adventure games. Hah!

[CaptainD]

I design adventure games. Hah!

But you can't count to ten words?!??!?! 8-08-0:P

Because I design adventure games and can count to ten.

[Radiant]

But you can't count to ten words?!??!?! 8-08-0:P

[Mandle]

I design adventure games. Hah!

But you can't count to ten words?!??!?! 8-08-0:P

Because I design adventure games and can count to ten.

Hehe...nice...

[AnasAbdin]

Because I do not fall for dumb Nigerian Princes scams

[CaptainD]

But you can't count to ten words?!??!?! 8-08-0:P

[Mandle]

@ AnasAbdin: OMG that made my day! Seriously cracked up!