How would you explain that..?

Started by Tournk, Sat 03/10/2015 13:32:56

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Tournk

Let's just ask ourselves some silly question and try to explain that it's nothing at all.

Example:

Person 1: Why are you covered in blood?

Person 2: Blood? Nah, it's just paint. I was working on an art project. Why are you wearing nothing but a towel in my backyard anyways?

Person 1: ...

You can continue on the current situation or just make a new one.

I'll start.

> What were you doing last night? I heard a gunshot from your house.
Reaction is always funny.

AnasAbdin

Gunshot? Nah I had a burrito earlie..OMG why the hell do you have three nostrils?!?!?

Tournk

Argh, another burrito problem at a young age. It came out the other way... explodingly...

Why were there evil looking men in black cloaks knocking on your door yesterday?
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Mandle

Quote from: AnasAbdin on Sat 03/10/2015 13:38:04
Gunshot? Nah I had a burrito earlie..OMG why the hell do you have three nostrils?!?!?

(I think the game works that the current situation can continue from the previous person's question so I will continue on from this point...)

>Oh, that's just a birthmark. Lots of people make that mistake actually. This one guy in Philly actually had the nerve to ask me if...

Errrmmmm...Why are you starting to glow?

Tournk

Quote from: Mandle on Sat 03/10/2015 14:16:24

(I think the game works that the current situation can continue from the previous person's question so I will continue on from this point...)

Yeah, anyway you like.

> It's actually a byproduct of this new sunscreen I use. Now I can't get it off.

Why are you clutching a dead parrot's head?
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Mandle

It's not dead. It's just resting.

Why are you recording this entire conversation?

AnasAbdin

I'm not recording. This is my advanced booger sucker. Why is your tail wagging?

Stupot

It's not a tail. It's a bionic metronome.

Why are you cupping my balls?

Mandle

Because we are playing beer-pong!

Why are you injecting me with that huge needle?

AnasAbdin

That's not a needle (laugh)
why are you so happy?

Tournk

:shocked: Happy? I'm horrified!

Why are you pointing a gun at me?
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Stromvin

Oh relax im aiming at the Person behind you ;)
Why is there a Triceratops in your Whirlpool?
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CaptainD

That's not a Triceratops, there are 3 Uniceratops in my Whirlpool. :P
Why does your face look so... unusual?
 

Cassiebsg

That's not my face, it's a mirror!
Why are you not wearing any pants?
There are those who believe that life here began out there...

Stupot

Why should I? This is a nudist colony.
What do you mean by "anal taste buds"?

AnasAbdin

I said: Fennel taste rocks.
I'm pretty sure that I wa.. woah dude did your pinky toe just explode? 8-0

kconan

Yes, that tends to happen in a pinky toe explosion contest.
Where did you get that pool of blow-up dolls?

Jack

Same place I met your mom.
Why are there ants coming out of your ears?

Mandle

I have an infestation in my ant-ear-ior lobe... 8-)
Why did you just light that dynamite?

Kumpel

Thats not dynamite. It's a candle! Happy Birthday!
Hey, why are you getting so nervous now?

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