The 4 word story thread

[Danvzare]

or a McDonald's burger.

[The Last To Know]

Snappy took a sip,

[milkanannan]

"gaak! schwaa! blurgh! EEEEEEeeeeeeee..."

[dactylopus]

he cried, melting into

[The Last To Know]

a goat-shaped puddle of

[dactylopus]

putrescent, sizzling, multi-colored slime.

[The Last To Know]

The slime then began

[milkanannan]

to take the form

[Kumpel]

of Old Snappy but

[Gurok]

this time he had

[dactylopus]

mutations, including terrible bulging

[Gurok]

forearms and an appetite

[Kumpel]

like a goat in

[dactylopus]

heat.  Feeling like someone

[The Last To Know]

who could take on

[milkanannan]

a drunk mall Santa,

[dactylopus]

this monstrous Snappy mutation

[Danvzare]

began to rampage through

[milkanannan]

a tulip garden. Ironically,

[dactylopus]

this garden was poisoned