Silly Jokes for April 2017

Started by DBoyWheeler, Fri 14/04/2017 14:01:22

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DBoyWheeler

Just thought I'd set apart a threat for sharing jokes for this month.  (Preferably clean ones.)

You know, just post a funny joke (again, clean if possible) in this thread.  I might start a new thread for next month.

I'll start...

Ban pre-shredded cheeses in the USA--make America grate again!

Stupot

#1
I've been stretching my joke-writing muscles recently on a site called Howler.
The idea is that someone writes a set-up and everyone is invited to come up with a punchline.
I've actually been doing pretty well, climbing up the leaderboard.
The site doesn't let me copy and paste text easily, so if anyone wants to see some of my punchlines then click on my profile.
http://howler.co/me?sort=popular
There are sone good ones there, as well as some rubbish.

One of my best ones was actually my very first entry.

"I finally got over my selfie addiction...
... but now I've got a bad case of polaroids"

Mandle

Quote from: Stupot+ on Sun 16/04/2017 02:23:40
"I finally got over my selfie addiction...
... but now I've got a bad case of polaroids"

(laugh) (laugh) (laugh)

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