Ouchh!

[shitar]

 I just got sent back from school, a kid threw a ping pong paddle at my head and cut my head open 1 inch deep! Owwww. I'll probably have to get stitches. It's disgusting but I just wanted to share some info with you.  By the ways do you like my avatar and the text under it. It's my first time to have an avatar.

[Jimi]

Cool. My friend smacked a hockey ball REALLY hard into by knee (by accident). I have a massive purple bruise.

[Scummbuddy]

Your avatar should be of you getting stiches.  Bring along your digital camera.  Well, not really.   Good luck.

[evenwolf]

...threw a ping pong paddle at my head and cut my head open 1 inch deep! Owwww. I'll probably have to get stitches.

Hehehe, despite the incident, I find the way you informed us to be humorous for some reason.  

Get less injured soon,
-Jesse

[shitar]

It was a pretty stupid way to get hurt , but you know these Americans will hurt you in places you didn't know you had.

[AGA]

Like Iraq?

[shitar]

...ok.............

[Soft, Gooey, Delicious.]

And did you exact bloody revenge or go find a teacher and dob?

[shitar]

I got a shot at the dude but then the teachers dragged meout of there.

[Soft, Gooey, Delicious.]

You're the man.

[remixor]

I think it's awesome that you said, "I'll probably have to get stitches.  By the way do you like my avatar?"  I edited a bit, but the juxtaposition is hilarious.  Sorry about your head, btw.  I don't mean to belittle your wound.  Hope it's not too painful or anything, man.

[Timosity]

Shit, 1 inch into your head is pretty deep, where abouts cause that would be through your skull unless it was your cheek in which case it would have cut through into your mouth. Or the back of the head just above the neck.

of course you could be slightly exaggerating, but OUCH!!!

[AndersM]

I have a friend who cracked hiss scull when he fell while skateboarding. They had to saw of the top of it in the hospital and drain it. Nice, right?  

[Andail]

I bet Jack Ass has their own forum, and I bet it looks somewhat like this.

[shitar]

I"M NOT EXAGGERATING! I'll get some pictures up soon..... nevermind. And just today I got bit by an ant, a door jumped on me, I did a flip while running, and I got punched. Pretty cool huh?

[c.leksutin]

try setting your self on fire next, that's been my favorite so far.


C.

[Evil]

yeah, i fell when riding my bike the first day out of skool for fall break... i had to get 5 staples... but the drugs they give you, woo, i can still feel them... is that bad?

[TheYak]

Perhaps we just need a regularly updated odd-injuries thread.  It seems every couple of weeks some AGS'er has something bizarre happen to them.  (Every week if you count myself)

[evenwolf]

I guess I could just post everytime I manage to break my cell phone. Haha, which, sadly, is way too frequently.  

Here's my list of injuries:

2 broken right arms
1 broken left arm
1 broken thumb
an almost concussion to the head by a golf ball
fire ants to the legs

and I know C leks can so dwarf me.

[AGA]

2 broken right arms

Eek, you have two right arms?!