Ouchh!

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 I just got sent back from school, a kid threw a ping pong paddle at my head and cut my head open 1 inch deep! Owwww. I'll probably have to get stitches. It's disgusting but I just wanted to share some info with you.  By the ways do you like my avatar and the text under it. It's my first time to have an avatar.

[Jimi]

Cool. My friend smacked a hockey ball REALLY hard into by knee (by accident). I have a massive purple bruise.

[Scummbuddy]

Your avatar should be of you getting stiches.  Bring along your digital camera.  Well, not really.   Good luck.

[evenwolf]

...threw a ping pong paddle at my head and cut my head open 1 inch deep! Owwww. I'll probably have to get stitches.

Hehehe, despite the incident, I find the way you informed us to be humorous for some reason.  

Get less injured soon,
-Jesse

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It was a pretty stupid way to get hurt , but you know these Americans will hurt you in places you didn't know you had.

[AGA]

Like Iraq?

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...ok.............

[Soft, Gooey, Delicious.]

And did you exact bloody revenge or go find a teacher and dob?

[shitar]

I got a shot at the dude but then the teachers dragged meout of there.

[Soft, Gooey, Delicious.]

You're the man.

[remixor]

I think it's awesome that you said, "I'll probably have to get stitches.  By the way do you like my avatar?"  I edited a bit, but the juxtaposition is hilarious.  Sorry about your head, btw.  I don't mean to belittle your wound.  Hope it's not too painful or anything, man.

[Timosity]

Shit, 1 inch into your head is pretty deep, where abouts cause that would be through your skull unless it was your cheek in which case it would have cut through into your mouth. Or the back of the head just above the neck.

of course you could be slightly exaggerating, but OUCH!!!

[AndersM]

I have a friend who cracked hiss scull when he fell while skateboarding. They had to saw of the top of it in the hospital and drain it. Nice, right?  

[Andail]

I bet Jack Ass has their own forum, and I bet it looks somewhat like this.

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I"M NOT EXAGGERATING! I'll get some pictures up soon..... nevermind. And just today I got bit by an ant, a door jumped on me, I did a flip while running, and I got punched. Pretty cool huh?

[c.leksutin]

try setting your self on fire next, that's been my favorite so far.


C.

[Evil]

yeah, i fell when riding my bike the first day out of skool for fall break... i had to get 5 staples... but the drugs they give you, woo, i can still feel them... is that bad?

[TheYak]

Perhaps we just need a regularly updated odd-injuries thread.  It seems every couple of weeks some AGS'er has something bizarre happen to them.  (Every week if you count myself)

[evenwolf]

I guess I could just post everytime I manage to break my cell phone. Haha, which, sadly, is way too frequently.  

Here's my list of injuries:

2 broken right arms
1 broken left arm
1 broken thumb
an almost concussion to the head by a golf ball
fire ants to the legs

and I know C leks can so dwarf me.

[AGA]

2 broken right arms

Eek, you have two right arms?!

[Soft, Gooey, Delicious.]

I have about 5 facial scars from doing crazy shit when I was a kid. But I don't mind since I wasn't pretty to start with and they just make me look tough.

[auhsor]

Heh, cool injury... well its not cool, but it is sorta thing.

My injuries:
err, none. Maybe i'm too careful...

[scotch]

I fell on a baby hedgehog and perforated my chin.
It was caught up in something, and I freed it.  Then it ran away.  The scar is very subtle but it's what stops me from growing a bread ok.  Yes that's right I mean beard.

[Butcher]

I was once raped by a rhino...that was a hoot.

[TheYak]

Let's see... I've been hit by a car, had a brown recluse bite, had a cigarette burn into my skin that had been tossed from a car in front of me, chipped my heel-bone kicking in a door, stepped on a needle which went all the way through my big toe until I could feel the tip scraping on the underside of the toenail and then the needle snapped off.  I've had a screwdriver stuck in my palm, a fork stuck through my finger, and a hamster bite go halfway through my thumb.  Oh, and while using a dremel on some metal a piece of metal flew from my work and stuck into my eyeball (despite my wearing safety glasses at the time); it was annoying but I figured it was just irritated and it'd been blinked out... it actually was in for a few days and rusted a bit.   The optometrist got the piece out with (guess what?) a small dremel tool.  I know there are more and some probably more odd but since it's 6AM here and I just got off work I can't think of any.

Edit: REmembered a couple, one thanks to Iqu.  I'm not very emotional, so I put a cigarette out in my thigh to show my girlfriend that I was truly annoyed (idiotic, I know.. I was young).  Also, I stepped on some glass...  I thought I got most of it out but there was a piece I missed.  Walked around on it, thinking it was uncomfortable boots for awhile.  Eventually noticed that a triangular portion of my sole was fairly translucent.  Took a razor and removed the glass.  I didn't protect it very well so I got a viral infection in the form of Veruca Plantarus (a wart on the bottom of my foot)  I went to have it removed after having tried acids.  The guy didn't get all of it, but did cut a healthy hole out of the bottom of my foot (I have pics)...  After that finally healed, we discovered that the wart was coming back.  I went to a specialist (who happened to be a Navy doc with a chip on his shoulder towards Marines whining about their illnesses).  He was to freeze the wart with liquid nitrogen.  Instead of isolating it, he just poured it on my foot, giving me frostbite and massive skin damage on my toes.  I told him that he was getting it on my toes but he said it wouldn't hurt anything.  A couple of days later, I literally could not use size to differentiate my other toes from my big toe.  Sounds like a whiny story, but I remember it as an humorous anecdote.

[12431]

are you kidding?!!?

I've only had one serious damage.
there's a mountain near were I live called "vassfjellet". they have some really fast sledges there. the fastest ones can go up to atleast 60 miles/h. I fell off when it was at its fastest. couldn't walk for a week! nothing very serious, but I almost broke my tailbone.

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Before i busted my head open on a toilet while throwing up.

[Robert Eric]

-Burnt Testicles
-Burnt Legs
-Burnt Arms
-I was shot
-I was stabbed
-I was kicked in the nuts
-I was side-swiped by a car, and broke my arm


There's more, but you might not want to know them.

[Renal Shutdown]

I cut myself one a week thru alcohol related accidents.
I've been hit by a milk float.
I've been told I might have brain damage.
I've been beaten up by a gang.
I've been stabbed in the throat, with a just-sharpened pencil.
I broke a tooth on a Burger King Whopper in LAX airport.
I've put a cigarette out on my arm (proving a point).
I swallowed a large coin, and it's still stuck... I revolves once a month causing much pain.
My knee kinda dislocates itself from time to time.
I have daily nosebleeds.

I'm sure there's more but the brain damage is kicking in again.

[12431]

reply to the two last posts:

are you guys serious?

[Raggit]

I stubbed my toe once.

[c.leksutin]

and I know C leks can so dwarf me.

I have pictures of all my recent injuries if anyone cares.


C.

[Adamski]

I got run over by a Land Rover. Not exactly the most fun i've ever had...

[shitar]

Hahahahahaha!Sorry but it's just so funny the way you guys have gotten hurt. The red spots are were I've been injured the lighter it is the more recent it is.