What is your favorite Homer Simpson Line?

Started by Joseph DiPerla, Mon 28/04/2003 17:24:43

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Creed Malay

Homer and Bart sitting on the big SPRINGFIELD sign, looking over the town at night...

Homer: Hey, it that our house?
Bart:No... I don't think our house has a steeple, Dad...
Homer:Oh, yeah. Sometimes I forget things...
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Ali

#21
"Cleanin' my gun with the safety off, safety off, safety off!
Cleanin' my gun with the safety o-" BANG!

12431

mmmmmmmmmmmm! forbidden donut!
I laugh everytime I hear this one!
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Trapezoid

As far as the "mmmmm" quotes go, "Mmmmm.... sacrelicious" has to be the all time classic best mm quotey ever.

Shattered Sponge

Quote from: remixor on Tue 29/04/2003 07:12:30
Quote from: Shattered Sponge on Tue 29/04/2003 06:39:22
"Oh come one, Homey; Japan will be fun - you liked Rashomon"

"That's not how I remember it"

That's absolutely brilliant.  I don't remember that line though (no pun intended)...was it the one when they went on the crazy Japanese game show and so forth?
That's the one - 'Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo'.  It's actaully kinda odd that that should be one of my favourite Simpsons lines, as I actully think that that episode represents the point where the show really started to go downhill.

c.leksutin


Dave Gilbert

"Donuts.  Is there anything they can't do?"

or

"Shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!"

Jimi

"There's a crayon in my brain?" (Points to chest)

veryweirdguy

Homer's mum (singing):How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?
Homer:Seven!
Lisa:It's a rhetorical question, dad.
Homer:Rhetorical, ay.................eight!
Lisa:Do you even know what rhetorical means?
Homer:Do I know what rhetorical means?

And another one:

(Homer is sitting in what is obviously a lesbian bar. Lots of women are talking around him but he seem to not notice)
Homer: There's something strange about this place, but I can't quite put my finger on it.....
(pause)
Homer:I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, ladies!

Maybe that second one just has to be seen.

Eero

"Doh!"
And one line not by Homer:
In the episode, where Simpsons fly to China (or Japan) and can't get back because they don't have enough money. That's why they go working to the fish factory...
Bart: "Knife in, intestines out!"
Fish, what he takes: "I am a magic fish. I can give three..."
Bart: "Knife in, intestines out!"

Czar

jannar and rode : you took the keys from my keyboard, i wanted to type that...argh..
Homer: DOH!
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
are belong to you

Jimi

Actualy Eero, he the fish says:

"Spare my life, and I shall grant you three...ARGH!..."

Hollister Man

Apu: "A twizzler is NOT a sprinkle!"
(You shouls hear me do his accent!)

____

Lisa: "They're goind to PAMPER us Bart!"
Bart: "GASP!"
Lisa: "Not literally..."

Not Homer quotes, but good, here's a couple from everyone's idiot...

"If there's a better use for the internet, I haven't found it!"

"I always wondered where that crayon went!"
That's like looking through a microscope at a bacterial culture and seeing a THOUSAND DANCING HAMSTERS!

Your whole planet is gonna blow up!  Your whole DAMN planet...

Quickstrike

Quote from: c.leksutin on Tue 29/04/2003 16:06:57
Homer Steals something: "Yoink!"




C.

My family has added that to our daily vocabulary.
"You know something people,  I'm not black, but there's a whole buncha times I wish I could say 'I'm not white'"-Frank Zappa, "Trouble Every Day"

Ali


Joseph DiPerla

A new one I heard today:

Homer: God, I promise that if you let this next mission go well, I will split half the money with charity...
Bart: Dad, Gods not stupid!
Homer: (Angrily) Alright lets go!

I was cracking up like crazy!
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- Oh great, I'm stuck in colonial times, tentacles are taking over the world, and now the toilets backing up.
- No, I mean it's really STUCK. Like adventure-game stuck.
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Quickstrike

Quote from: Ali on Thu 01/05/2003 09:29:14
You're a family of theives?

Only from each other.  It's become a reflex now!
"You know something people,  I'm not black, but there's a whole buncha times I wish I could say 'I'm not white'"-Frank Zappa, "Trouble Every Day"

Chrille

Hehe, I like the episode where Apu gets fired from the Quik-E-Mart. When he starts singing that stupid "who needs a quik-e-mart" song,  there's a part where each simpson makes up a line which ends with quik-e-mart,  but when it's Homer's turn he screws up  "the quik-e-ma..   D'OH!!!".

Oh well, funnier when you see it for yourself.
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Joseph DiPerla

I thought it was funny too when Apu gets fired when they go see the head cheese of the Kwik-E-Mart:

headCheese: You may ask only 3 questions
Homer: Are you really the Headcheese?
HC: Yes
Homer: Really?
HC: Yes
Homer: No really?
HC: Yes, thank you please come again...
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