What is your favorite Homer Simpson Line?

Started by Joseph DiPerla, Mon 28/04/2003 17:24:43

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Dmitri

(After a Troy Mclure movie)

Bart: Wow! I really like God! I never knew he was so in your face
Homer: Yes... he's my favourite fictional character...

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(After being sprayed) "Mmmm... incapacitating"

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Homer: AWWW! Eight seconds! But I want it now
Homer: three, two, one, BING!

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Marge: Try these rice squares, they're only thiry five calories
Homer eats
Homer: Hello?! Taste!! Where are you?
Marge: You can put a topping on if you want
(Attention goes to someone else for the scene, and at the end Homer stands up with every food imaginable on the square)
Homer: And only thirty five calories...
Pretzels :B

Eero

Sorry if I missed something, I haven't seen that episode for about two years... :-\ And more than that, we have Simpsons on TV so that you can't hear original voices, only Estonian translation... :'(

Timosity

Homer has too many good lines, but I just thought of a good Otto one.

He walks into a pot store:  "Man, that's false advertising"

something like that anyway

Felipe

#43
Well, It's been a while since I last saw the Simpsons (due to the high-school, etc) and, apart from that, I watch it in portuguese :-\
But I remember seeing one that goes something like this:
[Homer switchs the computer on]
Computer: Press any key to continue.
Homer: Damnit! Where's the "any key"?
Don't blame me - I didn't know it!   (I have the feeling this will come handy...)

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Creed Malay

The "Homers Phobia" episode was on the other night... definetly one of my favorites, some quality lines and pleasingly dark humour.

Bart - Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?
Homer - I... don't... know!
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Joseph DiPerla

Continueing on with Filipe...

Homer: Whew, all this work is making me thirsty, I think I'll order a Tab.

***Presses the Tab Key***


And lets not forget the line in my signature:

Bart and Lisa want their allowance, so they go:

Bart and Lisa: Ding ding ding ding...
***Homer runs downstairs and out the door screaming:

Homer: Ooh, Icecream truck, Icecream truck!!!
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Timosity

Later on

"Mmmmm, where's that tab I ordered"

just paraphrsing, not sure of exact quote

Ali

Quote from: Tìmôsít¥ on Sat 03/05/2003 04:38:29
He walks into a pot store:  "Man, that's false advertising"

It's called Stoner's Pot Paradise, I think.

PeaceMan

Homer: So you tried and you failed. The lesson is never try.  ;D


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