Need funny billboard ideas! Get mentioned in teh credits!

TerranRich · Wed 14/05/2003 05:13:13

For By the Sword I have one room that has a random billboard that changes everytime you [re-]enter it. I have plenty of ideas (well, 2, actually for now), but I need more! This helps both of us, because (1) I need names to fill up my miniscule ending scrolling credits movie, and (2) you get mentioned!

So far I have:
Spam & Wax Hit the Road With Their Heads - Now in 6-D!!!
Dickins' Cider: Your Girlfriend Will LOVE a Dickins Cider! (lol)
Vote Dick Stulittle for Planetary Advisory Committee!
And some I might ask www.dribbleglass.com if I could borrow (http://tinyurl.com/bpp3)

Any other ideas?

Snake · Wed 14/05/2003 05:23:05

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Snake Pit Entertainment Rules!
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007: Let me kiss your ass, or die kissing mine
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By the Shore: CoNSPiRaCY!1: By it now or grow painful little hairs in the back of your eyes.
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Damn, if I can actually come up with anything funny, I'll be back.

--Snake

TerranRich · Wed 14/05/2003 05:48:04

Quote from: Snake on Wed 14/05/2003 05:23:05---------------------------------------------------------
By the Shore: CoNSPiRaCY!1: By it now or grow painful little hairs in the back of your eyes.
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Heh, how about:

By the Shore: CONSTIPATED
Take Bob Ganoon on a quest through the stars!
Release Date to be Announced

Gilbert · Wed 14/05/2003 06:11:39

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New Game from Gilbert Cheung... Coming soooon...
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Roger's used broom store - cheap magical/musical/etc. brooms available!
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TerranRich · Wed 14/05/2003 06:47:29

Or...

Quote[size=-1]Roger's Used Broom Store
Cheap Magical/Musical/Etc. available!
Also try our Adult section![/size]

And one inspired by dribbleglass.com...

Quote[size=-1](image of baby in cooking pot)
BABIES
The other, other white meat.[/size]
Brought to you by Gilbert!

Quickstrike · Wed 14/05/2003 06:49:02

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This billboard will now self destruct...
IN

5

4

3

2

1

....

Ha ha! We fooled you!
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Gilbert · Wed 14/05/2003 06:59:48

Or:

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Click 125 pixels to the right, 30 pixels to the top, of this billboard to find out:
TEH TRUE SECRET OF MONKEY ISLAND!!11!!
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This is the uncomplete demo version of the game, so you'll soon reach the end of it.
To order the full game, just send $12300 to TerranRICH at xxx-xxxxxx-x-xxxx
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Ali · Wed 14/05/2003 16:12:25

Billboard ideas wanted
Call 1-800-2001

Billboards Billboards Billboards
Call now for all your Billboard needs!

Bill's Boards,
Distracting drivers since 1947

m0ds · Wed 14/05/2003 16:26:59

Your game is set in the future?

"Run Hot: Released!"

"MATRIX 56: Are you the One One One!!11?"

Billboard's really need a picture to go with them :p

m0ds

Eggie · Wed 14/05/2003 16:47:56

or...

CHRIS JONES KILLED IN TIME-TRAVEL DISASTER!
(Game quits)

or...

War is Peace
Slavery is Freedom
Eggs is cheap

or...

WANTED: HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN-
._.

or...

erm...

Come bsck later...

veryweirdguy · Wed 14/05/2003 18:45:27

"Hobo Beans - the only beans not endorsed by the food standards commity!"

"Boncenbach Pogo Sticks" - a German pogo stick company

"Gloves - shoes for your feet!"

"CK Depression for men"

Matt Brown · Wed 14/05/2003 20:48:58

RPG CREAT0R PRESENTS TEH BESTISH RPG EVER!1!!! A KAZILLION HOURZ!1!1!

turn back

Evil · Wed 14/05/2003 21:23:28

"C. Leks will finish a job right the first time. Call Courtland Leksutin today." - with am image of C. with a gun smiling kindly... heh... I would love to see a 3D image of C...

AndersM · Wed 14/05/2003 21:24:34

LGM · Wed 14/05/2003 21:26:38

Soylent Green - You can't tell the difference, so why should we?

Snapshot Studios - Bringing quality films since 2003

LGM RAWKS!!!111!!

Jimi · Wed 14/05/2003 21:32:19

Coming soon: James Bond in...Die some other time (preferably at 5 o' clock tonight when I'm eating my dinner, and a sniper on the building across the road shoots me in the shoulder with a silver bullet)

12431 · Wed 14/05/2003 21:42:06

"need a hitman on the spot? dial 1-500-kill-me!"

"kilroy was here!"

"that's a lie! I've never been here in my life! yours truly kilroy."

"lookin' for adventure? dyin' to try somethin' new? then just replace all the g's with '."

Quickstrike · Thu 15/05/2003 00:36:04

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Drifter Food:

It's not just eaten by them...

IT IS THEM!
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GWNox · Thu 15/05/2003 02:14:35

Future, huh?

MOVIE MANIA!

NEW RELEASES!
Jason XXX
Star Wars: Episode XII

OR TRY THE CLASSICS!
Rambo VI: Return to Iraq
Jihad: The Story of 9/11

Snake · Thu 15/05/2003 04:17:40

Gilb0rt: The All Purpose Sex Robot
(have his head on the body of a Transformer or something...)
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(picture of like 10 Chris Jones heads upside down, sideways, back-to, all connected by the ears)
AGS: More fun than a barrel of Monkeys
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Jesus loves you...or did anyway.
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Press CTRL+H for hints.
(have it so it restarts the game)
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--Snake

Need funny billboard ideas! Get mentioned in teh credits!

m0ds

GWNox