Doctor Phemme

Started by Femme Stab Mode >:D, Mon 04/08/2003 07:05:50

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Femme Stab Mode >:D

NANANANANANA ASSHOLE!

Gilbert

Doctor, doctor! Why do you leave your pants' zipper open?

evenwolf

Patient8: I hate my boss!

Dr.Phemme : Really? What's their phone number?


Ok, this is just filler.  Nice idea for a feature on your site, but the comedy writing needs some work. Keep at it. :)
"I drink a thousand shipwrecks.'"

SSH

PATIENT: Doctor, Doctor, I've got my head stuck in this toilet

DOCTOR: Are you feeling a little flushed?

PATIENT: No, but I think I'm going round the bend

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DGMacphee

#4
PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm Tom Jones.

DOCTOR: (singing) It's not unusual...

Bah!

That joke was shithouse!

Need some more fart, bum, dick and tit jokes around here!

* DGMacphee cues Benny Hill chase music and runs around in fast motion!
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Dave Gilbert

DOCTOR: I have some great news, Mrs. Smith!

PATIENT: It's "Miss Smith."

DOCTOR: Oh, in that case I have some bad news, Ms. Smith...


Jimi

PATIENT: Doctor, I keep interupting people

DOCTOR: Well, I think thi-

PATIENT: You've got to help me


:-[ I tried

Femme Stab Mode >:D

 :)
yay thanks I really wanted to know what everybody thought  of my amature humour writting skills. I also wrote http://itkid.com/fig.htm and http://itkid.com/cult.htm ages ago but most ofyou probably seen them already.
NANANANANANA ASSHOLE!

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