Is this for real?

[SSH]

Here's a spam I got recently that escaped SpamAssassin's clutches, but it's the funniest Spam I got ever. I don't want to risk visiting their site in case of the normal spy/malware but does anyone know if this is for real?

Welcome to the site http://www.darkprofits.com, it's us again, now we extended our offerings,
here is a list:

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.

2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).

3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.

4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.

5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.

6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.

7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita
galleries, to keep out clients busy.

Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher
for free.

http://www.darkprofits.com

This offer won't last! Only until 20th of August all our clients will also recieve ...

[MrColossal]

http://www.darkprofits.com/spam.html

try that

[Eggie]

Pah! I've got much funnier spam than that before.

[Andail]

Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.

What an idiot, he thinks Euros and Dollars are fake currencies!1

[Minimi]

andail, what makes you think it's a HE, and not a SHE or THEY???

[Archangel (aka SoupDragon)]

Minimi, about 70% of internet users are male. Of the 30% left over, 29.9% are too sensible to so something like this.

What's that they say about 87% of statistics being made up?

[Evil]

Arch: Its 1/2... No really, its one half...

[remixor]

Minimi, about 70% of internet users are male. Of the 30% left over, 29.9% are too sensible to so something like this.

Technically you're saying here that 8.97% of total internet users are sensible females and 21.03% of total internet users are senseless females (read the phrasing of your second sentence).    Yeah, that was totally unnecessary.

[Andail]

I think we have deserved a locking of this thread, actually