Do you get any ?

[Captain Mostly]

Yeah. But you should be ashamed of us too!

[Ben]

I like how Roger and Rogerette are naked, but still wearing belts and collars. Very kinky.

And to answer your question, I just ate a really good pie.. Just as good as sex if you ask me.

[cpage]

yeah the answer has to be 2  

infact I think I started a thread like this somewhere at that point of my life

the current answer to that question for me would be no... I'm such a loser...

you sick bastard......

lippo-suction is a big step

[Captain Mostly]

I really hope nihilist named himself after Dave and Phil. That'd be brill (and I didn't mean to rhyme).

[nihilist]

haha the more I read this the funnier it gets!!!

That's why I started this thread - just to get various silly resposes ~!

[BruisedMelia]

Do I get any? Yes, quit often. I always end up giving it to my sisters, though.

[Moresco]

No, & I squeeze & squeeze & squeeze but it NEVER comes out!!! Damn, they call it Easy-cheese...but is it easy? NO!

Hey...what were you thinkin there pervo? ^^

[cpage]

Bruised now I have the most disturbing (but straingly erotic) picture in my head!

[Andail]

If God was less of an ironic man, I could very well have gotten some last yesterday night.
Sadly, God did not only put out lots of interesting girls around me, he also created this notion of "occupied"

[Butcher]

Well my brother gave me some today in the morning. It certainly helped me get up. Usually I get it from my mother in the afternoon. Once I gave it to my cat and she went fuckin' crazy!

Oh wait! we're talking about nescafe? sorry! I thought this was about sex...forget everything I said.

I'd have to be a total pervert to give nescafe to my cat.

[cpage]

okay I'll be damned if anyone can beat that one ...
that was funny as hell

[DGMacphee]

How many people here are getting some!?

Yeah, with your mother.  

[12431]

you just reminded me of a sick joke...:

little jack: what's the best condom in the world?
man: your mother

[Captain Mostly]

I get SOME, but I didn't get that last one.

[Robert Eric]

I got some all night long.  It was a long, tiring experience that resulted in a big mess and lots of pain.  I can barely type to tell you all about it.

I'll never take birth control pills again.  I don't think they were designed for men.

You can't get any from a pregnant lady, so I have the option of waiting (eek), or finding another woman to 'get some' from in the meantime (double eek).

[auhsor]

Well my brother gave me some today in the morning. It certainly helped me get up. Usually I get it from my mother in the afternoon. Once I gave it to my cat and she went fuckin' crazy!

Oh wait! we're talking about nescafe? sorry! I thought this was about sex...forget everything I said.

I'd have to be a total pervert to give nescafe to my cat.

Heh, that was one of the funniest things i've heard for a long time.