A plan for peace ...

Started by Darth Mandarb, Tue 16/09/2003 20:14:41

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Shattered Sponge

#20
I'm tempted to buy a mic just so I can fulfill that request, DG.  Unfortunately, they are, at their cheapest, 6 ENGLISH POUNDS, and I just don't have that kinda money.

DGMacphee

Alright, here's what you do:

1. Buy a 3.5 Stereo jack cable from your local electronic store

2. Plug one end to the MIC input on your soundcard (If you don't have a MIC input, buy a soundcard that does).

3. Stick the other end in your bum

4. Get an electric shock and don't do it again.

Remember! An anus is a poor substitute for a microphone!
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makri

Quote from: DGMacphee on Wed 17/09/2003 15:45:40
An anus is a poor substitute for a microphone!
Truly words of wisdom. That's a proven fact.
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taryuu

#24
listen to some people talk and you'd think that there wasn't any war until those pesky americans started it all in 1776.  

americans used to be very isolationist.  hell they showed up after WW1 was pretty much already over, and only came into WW2 because they got their ass kicked at pearl.  since that war the US hasn't been burying its head in the sand.  and since then we haven't even come remotely close to the same level of armed confilct in the world.  

americans kick ass and take names because they learned after WW2  it's too costly to ignore problems in the world.somebody has to deal with them.  

however here's my proposal.

because europeans are naturally smarter (due to a lack of cable, beer, and dental hygeine ) let them handle it.  

and if they decide they don't like the US? well then they can do something about it!  

c'mon you guys can take em! just kick their asses real good one time and they won't try shit ever again.  burn down the white house a couple of times and they won't dare fuck with you. it worked for canada!  
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Nacho

Quote from: taryuu on Thu 18/09/2003 05:58:42

because europeans are naturally smarter (due to a lack of cable, beer, and dental hygeine ) let them handle it.  


Eeeer... yes, yes... We don´t have cable, or beer or dental hygiene. Nor cars or steam machines. We don´t have wheels in Europe, and we wake up every mornind desiring to catch a mammoth with stick hits.

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