Caption Competition

[magintz]

How about starting a caption competition?

Every week I'll show an image, either a game/film screenshot or random pic, and you'll have to submit a suitable caption. The best one wins.

I'll start one here, if people like it I'll move it across to C and A, as OTG has told me to do ^_^.

First Image:

This is a screenshot from spiderman, have fun, two entries per person; maximum, You have till next tuesday, winner will be announced on Wednesday along with next weeks pic.

[Darth Mandarb]

Spiderman's Wet Dream

[Al_Ninio]

I think posting the pic again is quite unnecessary, DM.
And I like the idea of this competition, hope it works!

[Matt Brown]

hahaha, nice DM. I was actually thinking along those lines


I'll see if I can think of something s00n

[Ben]

Walter the lightbulb inconspicuously lies in wait to brutally blind his next oblivious victim.

[TheYak]

Thinking toilet paper too messy, Jeremy's geeky friends dental-floss his room.

[Domino]

how'd you get that photo of my apartment. I apologize, i can be quite a pig.

[rodekill]

"See mom? See what happens when you make me stitch up my own socks!?"

[Robert Eric]

"I TOLD those damn sheeps to shut up!"

[BOYD1981]

hmm, webby

[Ciro Durán]

"damn those halloween parties!, I have to clean my room now..."

and

"at least I caught that fly"

[YOke]

hmm... The can DID say "Do not shake before opening"...

EDIT:

For the adventure-gamers among us:
use CAN OF SUPER-SLIME on RUBBER BALL
whoops!

[justG]

"Charlotte on crack"

[Nellie]

"Unfortunately the 'String Your Own Hammock' kit instructions were half Japanese"

OR

"Damn his stingy ISP!  Jeff would just have to make his own webspace."

[DGMacphee]

"I AERS TEGH SPIDREMAN!!!!!!111!! I HAXJ0R YUO!!!!11!! LOLOMGWTFBBQ!!!!!11!!!"

[|Alky|]

Zed?  It's Maynard.  The spider thing ain't workin'

[m0ds]

LoL DG

"This dungeon looks suspiciously like my bedroom."*

"MY NAME ARE JEFF DANIEL I HATE SPIDER!!11111"



* add "What what" for more comedy value.

[Eggie]

My spider senses tell me that there MAY be a tripwire planted in this room.

ORZ

WELL FROM NOW ON HE CAN MAKE HIS OWN DAMN PASTA!!!

[Nostradamus]

"I can't believe no one cleaned my room since I went to Iraq with the army on January!"

[Gilbert]

"Don't want your home robbed clean by some Parker? Always close the windows before you leave your home!" - NYPD