Theory of the Involution (Our child photos)

[La Lore]

Farlander: I´ve really enjoyed Timosity´s post showing his niece... I also liked one collage by netmonkey showing his evolution from baby to AGSer, mature AGSer... The truth is that I really love pics of people showing us his/her family, old pics...

I think that "the long overdue..." can be completed with more similar posts, now I introduce you... "The theory of the Involution!".

This post is also related with photos... but old ones: Show us (If you want) your evolution (or involution)from baby to AGSer!



Lorena:

1)I can´t keep me on my feet...
2)I can keep me on my feet... If I hang something...
3)Now I´m free! I can walk!
4)A strange period in my life... I get into a vegetable... :'(
5)I am a child!
6)The final result: I am a woman... (sexeeh!)

[Nacho]

Hey! Great idea that one of the involution! This ares my photos!



1)I am a baby... I am wondering that I´m flying along my parent´s bed!
2)They´ve abandoned me!!!1!!1 Wheres my mummyyyyy?
3)That little blonde bastard is releasing the bread slice before I can reach it!!!1!!1
4)I must admitt it... I ares the spider! (I was not in good shape)
5)I abandoned my wall crawling job for a while... New York needed my ghostbuster abbilities...
6) The final result... I´ve reached santity, the Nirvanaaaa!11!!... I have a lovely girlfirend and I have an strange halo over my head!

[rodekill]

You also have a donkey. Or had a donkey.

Either way... donkey!

[Nacho]

Oh... so... I´m the blonde bastard showing the bread slice to the poor donkey?  

Shit... Children ares cruel...

[Domino]

here is a picture of me at 5 months old (how embarrassing)



I really don't have any recent photos, so hope this is good.

awww, so cute.

shawn  

[Scummbuddy]

1, 2.  So my sister and I had some unsightly features that parralled a Marx brother face, but we had that cleared up.

3. Finally, after losing the glasses, the nose, and the eyebrows, I was able to go out in public and do public things like see Santa Claus.

4.  Once I was seen after my emergency medical plastic surgery, I became a child star.  Look at me pose!

5.  My sister and I after the years of intensive psychological help that is needed for all child stars because of their fascist directors.

6. Then I went back in time, cause I lost my childhood due to acting, to play American Soccer, or football to all you weirdies out there.    

7 - 11.  Then the side effects of time travel came into play and I began to age in reverse.  But I smiled away anyways and took it like the 19 year-old man I was, that being stuck in a 8 year-old body.

Luckily enough, I found another time machine in the old mine behind a wall with my initials on it, and took myself back to the future before I turned back into a newborn.

12.  AHH! The surgery didn't last through the timetraveling! The big stupid nose and the eyebrows are back!

Wow, what an exciting journey my life has been!

[Gilbert]

* Gilbot V7000a thought the last photo of scummbuddy was rowan atkinson...

[Evil]

HA! I'm trying to figure out why Farlander is smelling that lady's feet in his second picture.

[Scummbuddy]

 :'(

[Grundislav]

I didn't think I had any old photos of me online, but it turns out I do!


Here's baby Grundislav looking confused.


Here's 6 year old Grundislav sleeping, a hobby I still keep up with today.


Here's Last Year Grundislav practicing terrible vices.


And finally here's 5 Minutes Ago Grundislav looking scared and/or confused.  We've come full circle!

[Timosity]

This is me in the 70's (scary that I'm now about 3 years older than my mum was in that pic):


This is when I started school in 1981:


This is a birthday, I'm not sure what age, probably about 7:


and this is the cake, mmmm piratey goodness:


This is when I was about 9 doing athletics:


Now jump to when I was 17, Good times, mmmmm Felicity, wonder where you are now (I just realised this was 10 years ago, how time fly's):


Earlier this year, might be Easter, can't remember date easter was, with a few of my cousins:


These are the trophies I received for last Cricket season. The small one was for Best Bowler for my Team, and the Large one was for Player of the Season for the whole club:

[Nacho]

It´s incredible that in some certain moment around our 16-17 years our noses grow in a spectacular way... I suppose it´s a similar process to what happen to the girls body...  :o

[SSH]

It´s incredible that in some certain moment around our 16-17 years our noses grow in a spectacular way.

It's like Pinocchio, teenage years are when you really have to start lying to impress girls: all lies up to that point by kids are pretty small (e.g. yes, I washed my hands, no I didn't break it, he started it, etc.)

[Nacho]

Timosity:Hey! we´ve got a cricket champion here!
Scummbuddy: Mmmm... maybe it´s only a weird photo, but you look exactly like Vel, shameon you!
SSH: I never told lies for impressing girls... Maybe that´s why my nose is not so big...

[Privateer Puddin']

1: Me on my first birthday, being a mess while eating.. nothing changes
2:Aged 2, working on my ags game!!11
3: Aged 3, in florida on holiday
4:Aged 6ish, just got new dog
5: Me now, aged 16

[m0ds]

LOL Scummbuddy! Those pics are great, I love that glasses and nose thing lol.


m0ds

[ScubaChic]

Scott... aka Scummbuddy left me with this little surprise one night and now look at me!  My dad is soo going to be mad at me!



I figured this post is for child photos, and what better than pre-birth!  Suprised Scott?

[remixor]

 :o

[Nacho]

Heheee Scubachic...When I first saw your photo, I thought "she´s wrong, that photo should go to the long overdue, post your photo here"... But now, I´m not so sure.

So, you´re an AGS couple, sharing nick design? I really like that! Welcome to the forums scummgal, and remember to post a pic of you two (or three) in the general photos thread if you have time.

[MrColossal]

i think we're all missing something very important here:


farlander


grundislav



evenwolf

you people are all marked...

for the love of god, is there no one who will protect these people from TEH LENS FLARER!!1

[Gilbert]

Better save G0LRIOUZ L3NZ FLr43 for C0UrtL4Nd0R, our hitman!!1one11!!1!!yat!1!yi!!

[La Lore]

Your photos are so funny  , but when I posted it, my thought was to see a lot of photos and there are people without photos  :'(. I want to see you when you were babies...

Lorena  

[Layabout]

I dont have no photo's. i'm at work.

Boy i'd be pissed if someone got me pregnant. uh...

[Pesty]

I only have two pictures of me as little. I thought I had three, but enjoy the two I have, or die.

Here's me with a teething cookie that for some very weird reason looks like bacon. I'm probably around 9 months old or something. I can never tell.


And here's a picture that my uncle once did a painting of. I'm about 4 or 5 in this picture.


That's all I got. It should be enough for the likes of you!!1!

[remixor]

Well, the only photos I have of myself (at all, literally) are my avatar pic and the one in Helm's post-your-picture-here thread.  So the only other thing I've got left is a sketch by Tamara from the AdventureGamers forums (and GameSpy etc.), OF my avatar pic.  Here:



Errrr....yeah.

[Nacho]

Pestilence... This thread made me one think clear... You didn´t have a good aiming system when you were a baby... Your face is full of cookie...  

Nice pics anyway... the second one is lovely, i can understand why somebody made a paint about that.

Remixor: No photos? It´s because of your religion or something???  

[Evil]

It just wasnt realistic...

[rookworm3]

I think Scumm looks quite dapper in that last photo. I don't see the Rowan Atkinson thing at all.

[justG]

Here I am, at about 4 months:

[Robert Eric]

Speaking of noses, I almost still have the same one I had at eight.

[Pumaman]

I figured this post is for child photos, and what better than pre-birth!  Suprised Scott?

Jer-ry, Jer-ry, Jer-ry!  


Incidentally, this thread has made me realise I don't seem to have any baby photos. I'm unsure as yet whether this is good or bad.

[TheYak]

I figured this post is for child photos, and what better than pre-birth!  Suprised Scott?

Incidentally, this thread has made me realise I don't seem to have any baby photos. I'm unsure as yet whether this is good or bad.

Ah, it's always the poor test-tube baby who ends up feeling deprived.

[Nacho]

C´mon! Be brave! This is not just an "our baby photos" post... We want to see the involution, child photos and teen age will also work.

We want to see photos of the kid Chris Jones.

[remixor]

Remixor: No photos? It´s because of your religion or something???  

No, I just don't have a camera or a scanner to scan my face or anything.

[Layabout]

Also, I like in evenwolfs lenz flaer photo how teh lenz flaer is coming from the stormtroopers groin. Thats one powerful groin!!!

[ScubaChic]

I figured this post is for child photos, and what better than pre-birth!  Suprised Scott?

Jer-ry, Jer-ry, Jer-ry!  

Haha, okay, okay.  So its not true, I am not pregnent with Scummys baby... but, lets bring out his best friend!   (Boo's from the audience)

Okay, so he's not going to be a father anytime soon.  This is just one the fun things I do to embarass him around his family and friends... this time someone happened to have a camera.  If you could see my back, you would see its arched so that it looks like I've got something in the oven.

I signed up to see what you all were like since he spends so much of his time online.  You all seem to be really great.  Except for you, the one in the back.  You should leave.

[TheYak]

alright then, I'll go now.

[Pumaman]

When come back, bring pie.

[Nacho]

No Scummbaby???   :'(

Shit... I thought I was the only person in earth able to put that "pregnant style tommy"  

[Timosity]

If you could see my back, you would see its arched so that it looks like I've got something in the oven.

Sure, Sure, we know it's all that beer you have to drink to keep you occupied while Scummy is online.

but yeah, that's a tricky shot, I thought it was real.

Welcome to the community

[Evil]

You must be really flexable...

* Scummbuddy beats evil across the head with a stick

GAH! I MENT IT AS A COMPLIMENT!

* Evil drags his bruised body out the door

[ScubaChic]

Well i do have to admit that i am the flexable type ..... In fact to scummbuddys enjoyment i can put both my feet behind my head.... :o

[Evil]

  I am not saying a word

[Trapezoid]

I guess some guys would find that sexy... but it just puts a very ridiculous image in my head.

[Nacho]

Well Trap... You´re only 17... I can tell that that´s a very sexy image! :

[Trapezoid]

If a 17 year old guy doesn't think something's sexy, I don't think you can blame it on his age...  
I dunno, I just keep thinking about the circus.

[Ben]

So what? Next you'll be telling us that bearded ladies and freakishly fat men aren't sexy either.

What's WRONG with you?

[auhsor]

Ok... Here we go:
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1-3: Baby photos
4: 'Welcome to my room'
5: Kinder photo
6: Ninth Birthday
7: Gargh... I'm a pirate...
8: Short haired me
9: Doing the tourist thing at the Olympics in Sydney... (and i live here too)
10: Pre-haircut shot.
11: Getting a haircut
12: Playing the guitar
13: Family photo 2 years ago, featuring the afro...
14: Me today
15: Today again. Note, that i havn't teased my hair out. I can get it a pretty cool afro if i want.

There we go...

[Breeta]

WTF? I thought all gamers were hideously deformed and obese... oh thats just me...


1. Thats me.

2. Thats me inventing the first pc game.

3. Thats the horse I bought with the money.

4. That me stoked about wallace and gromit.

5. Thats when I discovered Lita...

6. ...the subsequent sex change.

7. Got drunk and woke up with a baby and hulk-sized hands.

8. Finally I found my calling in life, guiding innocents to the Dark Side..

[Breeta]

eh whatsup with the html..
i feel dumber then before..

[Scummbuddy]

[img ]http://invis.free.anonymizer.com/linkhere[/img]

take out this space after the first g

[Breeta]

work this time? :-P dreamweaver ruined me brain..
sorry to make a mess up the board. can someone please remove my previous posts..?

1. Thats me.

[Domino]

Breeta, i can't see your pics, just a large x. just wanted to let you know.  

hope to see them soon.

shawn

[Breeta]

thanks, i noticed too... gonna quit trying now.. (;.

[Gilbert]

Well, actually your photos work if you copy the links and paste them in the address bar.