What would you do if you had your own country?

[Haddas]

My countrys name would be saddaH.

I'd put up an 80% tax for eveything.
Anyone who uses my name in vain would be executed, with pogosticks!
The national Anthem would be 9000 words long, and the song would praose me as supreme leader.
Food is illegal for poor people, as money is too.
I can do whatever the hell I want, Including swearing and scratching myself in front of ladies.
Everyone is forced to bow for me 12 times/day.
Nuclear weapons manufacturers are my friends

Go away infidels!

Just Kiddidng...

PEACE & RAINBOWS & CANNABIS to y'all
Whee....

[Rincewind]

Okeydokey, not that I actually would want a country of my own, but IF I had one, I would like to do like this:

National Anthem: Iron Maiden - "The Number of The Beast" (Alt."Angel of Death" with Slayer or "Vinum Sabbathi" with Electric Wizard, depending on what mood I'm in...)
Abolish poverty.
Abolish racism.
Make sure that everyone has at least one hour of Adventure Gaming every day as a part of their education.
Make sure that everyone sees the movie "A Clockwork Orange" as a part of their education.
Lower the prices on cd's!
Elect Mr. Terry Pratchett as the official Minister of Laughter and Good Books.
Zany british sit-coms shall be broadcasted instead of all these bloody reality-tv-series...

And of course, not to forget, everyone must do as I obey. All the time. Or I will send them to Sibiria.

[Nine Toes]

It'd be a prison colony like Australia used to be.

Oh, yeah... and the national anthem would be "F***ing Hostile" by Pantera.