I LOVE MARK LOVEGROVE

Started by Meowster, Mon 13/10/2003 21:15:01

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Meowster

For the following reasons:

Sam and Max Talkie
The Dig
Full Throttle
Grim Fucking Fandango

Go on, you bastards! Go on! Tell me I haven't played Grim Fandango again! Remind me again! Make fun of me some more! Because if you do, you will just be dumb and wrong!!!! What? You're always dumb and wrong? You think so too? Good, because you are totally right!

PS. Dude! I'm hallucinating! One of those characters on the start screen looks like... looks like Manny, with Tim Schafers Head cut out of a Photo and pasted on top. I should really stop drinking coffee.

EDIT: What is this little sticky mark on the Grim Fandango box, Marky?

m0ds

I could have been l33t and pirated them for you.

BUT NO. Just enjoy it, and don't wear it out too quick!

Err, Grim Fandango.

:)
m0ds

Andail

I also love Mark Lovegrove, and he never gave me anything.

Unless those pants that somebody left at the mittens-cottage actually belong to him

Meowster

No, you are indeed a gentleman.

My god I love you so much I want to cry. Cry into my coffee. My tears are so bitter that they must counter the sugar. Perhaps the tears will enter my bloodstream and sober me! Ho ho ho!

Oh my god, I love life right now! I feel like the world is full of pink fluffy bunnies and sugar candy! Especially sugar candy!!!

Harvester

Fact one: We all love m0ds, especially when he's drunk.

Fact two: I haven't played Grim Fandango. Even more, I haven't played A SINGLE QUEST GAME (!!!!!!!!!)
None shall pass!

Paranoid Factor

Meowster

LOSER!!![/u]

No seriously, though. Don't worry. I once too spent a hellish time in an insane asylum... but now it's nearly over. Come on guys, let's go.

Nacho

Quote from: Andail on Mon 13/10/2003 21:35:03
I also love Mark Lovegrove, and he never gave me anything.

Unless those pants that somebody left at the mittens-cottage actually belong to him

He gave them to you after that savage gay party we had! Do not disguise the thruth Petter! Everybody knows it (Except Helm and Maginz, one is too greek for participating in gay events, the other is too young and we would incurre in crime)

;D
Are you guys ready? Let' s roll!

Nellie

I love Mark Lovegrove too.  In fact, I'm carrying his baby.

Evil

Gah, I hate mods. You and your bastard zero for an 'o'.

1  |-|473  Y0|_|  /\/\0|>S!

;)

remixor

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Matt Brown

you grouped mash lawngrove? what?
word up

Layabout

So you like to play with m0ds' Grim Fandango?

Did he offer to show you his Loom???
I am Jean-Pierre.

remixor

#12
I bet it really was the Day of His Tentacle, eh?  Eh?
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Pesty

Did he use Full Throttle on your Dig?
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Las Naranjas

you got Sam and Max, what furry thing did he get back?
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Esseb

Did he play with your DOTT?

DGMacphee

#16
Careful, Yuster -- Mods has a Broken Sword.
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remixor

Did you drink from his Fountain of Youth?
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remixor

He's really into S&M, isn't he?
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Las Naranjas

Here we truly see The Lure Of The Temptress.

Were your legs Riven?
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remixor

I'll bet you really awoke his Sleeping Dragon!
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DGMacphee

QuoteWere your legs Riven?

No, he Myst them.
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remixor

I hope the experience was more of a Longest Journey rather than a Last Express...
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Las Naranjas

He was alright.
Certainly not The Longest Journey she's had.

But it's not one for the Feeble Files.
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remixor

Did you Romance His Stones?
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Layabout

Did he ask you to visit his Kinky Island???
I am Jean-Pierre.

remixor

Did you tell him to Shape Up or Slip Out?
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Esseb


remixor

#28
Were you on a Quest For a Glory hole?
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remixor

You must have really unleashed his Beast Within!
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Esseb

I bet the Dame Was Loaded when he finished.

DGMacphee

Wait till they're Alone In The Dark!
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Unilin

Did you engage in coitus with him?  YOU WHORE!
"He is the deadliest man alive and I want him dead."  -- The Boss, Ett Buttert Utter

Nothing in the universe is certain, probably.

Las Naranjas

There was no uncertainty about HIS machine.
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MrColossal

did you go on Adventures with his Fatman?

was it a Little Big Adventure?
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remixor

Did he plant his Dark Seed?
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Las Naranjas

he took you to the Glorious Realm of Thendor?
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Esseb

Did you enjoy his Apprentice?

remixor

Were you his Leather Goddess?
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Unilin

Just like the saying goes, braindead girls are easy.
"He is the deadliest man alive and I want him dead."  -- The Boss, Ett Buttert Utter

Nothing in the universe is certain, probably.

Gilbert

Anyway, don't become a Blue Cup, or he'll wear you!

MrColossal

was it a Conquest of the Longbow?
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DGMacphee

#42
Did he put his Richard Longhurst in your Box That Ate Time.
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Esseb

#43
Did you have your period? I bet it was a Big Red Adventure.

MrColossal

did you play with his Gene Machine?
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Las Naranjas

At least he wasn't a Cubert Badbone
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Unilin

What'll you tell the little one about the Sins of the Father?
"He is the deadliest man alive and I want him dead."  -- The Boss, Ett Buttert Utter

Nothing in the universe is certain, probably.

remixor

Did you play with his Littly Willy?
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remixor

I hope his Alien didn't cause you to have to perform a Rape Escape!
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MrColossal

at least he didn't stay home and Jack In The Dark
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DGMacphee

Did you play with his Little Johnny Evil?
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Las Naranjas

It was like he was Reality and you were the Norm.
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remixor

How Angry was his Earwig?
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Las Naranjas

did his Aaron take you on an epic journey?
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Esseb

Was his Zork a Grand Inquisitor?

Unilin

"He is the deadliest man alive and I want him dead."  -- The Boss, Ett Buttert Utter

Nothing in the universe is certain, probably.

remixor

I bet you were thinking "I Must Scream, but at the moment I effectively Have No Mouth!"
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Las Naranjas

Hopefully he didn't shoot Rob Blancs.
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remixor

Did his LeChuck have his Revenge on your booty?
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Layabout

DID HE ROGER YOUR WILCO!?>?!!?!?!!?1111
I am Jean-Pierre.

remixor

So, his Zork explored your Great Underground Empire...
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DGMacphee

I think the whole experience will be Just Another Point N Click Adventure!
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remixor

You just better make sure you don't end up a Princeless Bride
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remixor

#63
Well, as long as everything returns to Normality
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Andail

Gosh, I never realised the sexual pretext of all these game titles...how embarassing

remixor

Quote from: Andail on Tue 14/10/2003 10:23:46
Gosh, I never realised the sexual pretext of all these game titles...how embarassing

It's a lurid genre, ours is...
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n00bie

And here I was armed with brilliant innuendoes about necrophilia and Cruise for a Corpse and a question about whether you've wondered what it's like In Diana Jones.
Two hundred and seventy four characters remain

SSH

I'm not sure I quite get what to do, but here goes:

I bet he made his Vegetable Patch Extreem Turbo, eh, eh, eh, nudge nudge wink wink
12

Layabout

I think thats ENOUGH! innuendos for one thread for gods sake! 2 pages!!!

:D

now we play the waiting game...
I am Jean-Pierre.

Vel

Through the sorrow all through our splendour
Don't take offence at my innuendo

Squinky

Threads like this are why I keep coming back to this...you funny, funny bastards...

Trapezoid

#71
Was his Willy Beamish?

oh, and did he Mix Up your Mother Goose?

m0ds

#72
Lets just say I had to Escape from Delirum.

Vel

Man, Ive gotta make a Runaway.

TheYak

So you went and played in her Maniac Mansion?  

For Roger's sake! She's underage.  

SSH

#75
I Spy an opportunity for a Recess. Let's hope there's no Flashbax to The Strange Day that lead to this thread. If that is The Case then this Crime Time should end. The broken brain that started this should apologise to all and should be put in front of The shooting gallery or locke d in The haunted house. They better not come around my 'hood. If this carries on, The next curse will be from me.

Hope that wasn't too Abstract...
12

Meowster

This is beyond reality, you guys. Give it up already!

Matt Brown

whoa, I wonder if ol' m0ds found her rose tattoo...
word up

Ben

Did he explore your Neverhood?
Did you rub his blanc?
Did you catch his bogfoot?
Was it Out of This World?
I hope his throttle was full!

Ha! I'M ON FIRE, TONIGHT!

I honestly think this topic could go on forever..






Unlike Mods.

Evil

Gah, theres a Granny Zombie Killer quote lingering in my brain and I cant get it out....

Matt Brown

did she granny his zombiekiller?


ok. thats lame.
word up

Trapezoid

Did you bgglw his mfrnkf and dmnkly?

m0ds

How long this thread and I can last are not related :P

m0ds

Evil

So what are you saying m0ds? Not getting any? ;)

Robert Eric

His post-masturbation blues.
Ã, Ã, 

Domino

Spanking the Monkey island?

:o

n00bie

I assume he Hit The Road when he saw the size of the Shadows on her Templars. Though rumour has it this was after she pulled his pants down and saw Knuttin Atoll, to which he retorted with an accusation of her Booty being Phatt and Scabb-ridden. Unsuprisingly, this caused a Melee in which Blood was drawn, no thanks to a troublesome Monkey. He may have been a Dinky little thing, but he sure did pack a Big Whoop! Hopefully, Gilbert (who's a Goodmate of mine) reminded you to lubricate your Shinetop so it doesn't Fester, because you don't want Phungoria growing on your Mushroom, I can tell you. It really restricts your ability to put it Deep in the Heart of the Carribean.




Okay, I'm all out of ideas. Thank you and goodnight!
Two hundred and seventy four characters remain

Matt Brown

dang. we are a bunch of machines when it comes to turning famous adventure game titles into suggestive dialog.

keep it comin, this is pretty funny.
word up

Lucky

XD I am so writing all this down. Too bad I can't think of anything like that right now.

VWG - unplugged

Did you...

...um...

Damn, all the good ones are taken.

And on a side note, is there anyone here NOT carrying m0ds's baby?

Nellie

Man, I think of a good Dinky joke, then come here to find N00bie's blown it out of the water.

Er...

was his 'Eric' Unready?  Or did he manage to enter your Gateway?

Helm

Was your Chamber of the Sci Fi Mutant Priestesses penetrated by his Captain Blood? Huh?

WELL FUCK YOU THEN!
WINTERKILL

Andail

I don't wanna hear the Pleurgburgh-related joke...

m0ds

Next time you vomit, listen, and you'll hear you're actually saying Pleurghburg!

Eggie

#94
Did he leave his mark on your lovegrove?

DragonRose

#95
So you want to be a Pornstar? In this Trial by Fire, were there Wages of War on your Shadows of Darkness with his Dragon Fire?

Did he Quest for your Crown? Did you Romance his Throne? If he heired, it was only human. Was your Rosella in Peril?  

Did he Pursue your Death Angel? If your family found out, The Kindred would have Vengance in an Open Season. They'd probably SWAT him. (Just trying to get all the Police Quests in there.)

Did his Zombie Killer get your Granny? (Oh well, it's better than Panda's! [j/k Senor Panda  :-*])

Did he/you (insert leisure suit larry subtitle here)?
Sssshhhh!!! No sex please, we're British!!- Pumaman

Domino

did he whip out his 6 Day Assassin? Oh, ladies that has got to hurt.

DGMacphee

I was walking down the street and I saw a bloody mass on the curb.

So I walked over to the bloody mass and asked, "What happened to you?"

The bloody mass replied, "I'm that M0ds-Yufster joke and everyone has beaten me dry!"

So I kicked it's nads and continued my walk.
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Meowster

#98
I nearly died laughing, reading over this thread again.

I mean, on one hand, I could keep what little dignity I have left. On the other hand, no.

There should be a forum for classic threads.

In a completely non related question, which sounds like an innuendo but is in fact not...

Mark, did you ever play with my entertainment pack? I forgot to ask if you enjoyed it.

m0ds

You're all up for being lied too Yufster, I know, but no - the truth is, I haven't played the anthology yet. Not because I'm not that interested in playing QFG (of course not!  ::)) but moreso the fact the PC it works on, doesn't work.

I'll get round to playing it, but that could be anytime from now til I die.

And now I must go because AGA's fingers are becoming idle, and he'll need to lock this thread up again for no reason ASAP!!!1

Las Naranjas

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remixor

Man, I was all over this thread.
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LGM

Did he Tim your Schafer?
You. Me. Denny's.

Meowster

#103
Quote from: Las NThe basis is intrinsically there.
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2206Ã, 

Yeah.

Quote from: CremoMan, I was all over this thread.

Yeah.

Quote from: lgmdid he Tim your Schafer?

...What?

Layabout

Comedy gold! It's people like me who start a great idea (which i stole from a thread 4 years ago) and then everyone wants to join in on the action (after i referred this thread to them all on irc...)

I love it.
I am Jean-Pierre.

Pesty

It's obvious that neither of you were No-Action Jacksons.
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[Cameron]

Did you get a rise from his hidden sun.
How was his life in a box.
Did he show you The Tower.

sergiocornaga

Did he interact with your hotspot?

Man, this is years too late... oh well...

HillBilly


sergiocornaga

Was his Starship Titanic?

Did he have Bad Mojo, or just Bad Timing?

I love this thread.  := := :=

sedriss

Did you order sausage with that taco?

okay. that was a bit disgusting.
By the time you read this you've already read it.

Ozwalled

Did he Bone your Tale in the Zoo?

Kweepa

Did you give him a Ben Jordan?
Still waiting for Purity of the Surf II

Scummbuddy

Did her Secret Cove give you a Hardy Boy?

This is such a wrong thread... and sedriss.. i thought this had to be adventure related. I suppose if the taco and sausage were inventory items...
- Oh great, I'm stuck in colonial times, tentacles are taking over the world, and now the toilets backing up.
- No, I mean it's really STUCK. Like adventure-game stuck.
-Hoagie from DOTT

[Cameron]

Did he make you hit the freak?


I'm not sure if that one really makes sense, perhaps if you squint your eyes and tilt your head to the left.

m0ds

i certainly dont remember an adventure game called hit the freak ...

:p

AGA


Dart

Were you Kind to his Two?

Sam.

Bye bye thankyou I love you.

Dart

Quote from: Zooty on Tue 05/04/2005 01:09:18
dart, thats rubbish.

You're just jealous that you didn't see his Paranormal Warrior Within.

Babar

#120
but didn't you start buccaneer his hand of fate?

Damn I'm weird....and this is old
The ultimate Professional Amateur

Now, with his very own game: Alien Time Zone

Al_Ninio

Did he have a case of the crabs?

Erwin_Br

I can't believe this is still going on...  :o

EDIT: Ooo, ooo, the name of my game has been used in this thread! Cool! :=

--Erwin

m0ds

#123
* m0ds is looking for his balls

Erwin - and even more recently too! Been some hillarious titles. If only people still beleived in a good sexual innuendo!

mätzyboy

Lol! It is indeed a great time to dig this thread out m0ds!

Did you Scare his Stiff?
Did his test rat escape?
Did you have an encounter of the closest kind?
;D

And maybe the worst:
Did he show you the Secret of the Golden River?  :-X

Steel Drummer

Did you fly up his amazon, queen?
Did you have an adventure in his underworld?
Could he see your 'shivah' when his eyes were closed?

This is really lame but....

Were you looking for his balls?
I'm composing the music for this game:



Dan_N

Did you go Beneath his Steel Sky?
Did you swash his buckles?

Ok, those are just bad... The fact of the matter is stop looking for your balls and go work on games galore, m0ds! >:(

ManicMatt

Heck Im not reading the past posts here... whatever this is really about... mods and sexual innuendo.. okaaaay...

Did you investigate his crime scene?

Did you go under his killing moon?

Did you spook his spoonbeaks?


DeviantGent

Did you Frobozz his Wizard?

Did you Puzzle over his Flesh?
The Deviant Gent
His Tumblr - His Twitter

Stee

Was he 'scared stiff' or did he use pills?
<Babar> do me, do me, do me! :D
<ProgZMax> I got an idea - I reached in my pocket and pulled out my Galen. <timofonic2> Maybe I'm a bit gay, enough for do multitask and being romantical

monkey0506

Well...I'd like to be the first to say that Mark showed me his secret of Monkey Island. In exchange I got a free copy of Halo 2. Well worth the trade.

Dualnames

Did he enter your Carnival of the Damned?
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vertigoaddict

#132
did you let him into your black well?

Was Emily really enough?

Of birdies and Buzzers!

Saberteeth

*Looks at Completed Game Announcements forum

Was his String Infinite?

Did you gaze upon his Crack....well Legacy?

m0ds

#134
Hahahaha!!! Awesome! You guys crack-well legacy me up :)

Did you get his System Up?

ManicMatt

Did you make him release his super jazz all over the wall, man?

Did he feel your lone case? *cough thats pathetic*

Dualnames

Ok, guys i shouldn't post games if you're gonna use their titles to make so pathetic jokes.

Did she find your...em...SECRETS?

*REVENGE*
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TerranRich

Did he Quest for your Glory-hole?

(Might've been done before...too lazy to check)
Status: Trying to come up with some ideas...

Domino

Hey hot stuff....Come sit By The Sword.

SinSin

#139
I think The hand of Fate has spoken you truely have gone and sat on his 4 of Clubs
the Six day Assassin has Access(ed) your Abstract, Heartland and is on his way to The Bunker. What Linus Brinkman Sees when his eyes are Closed is Beyond Reality and Beyond the door lies a Labyrinth of Trilby's notes, Where did Sam go? who Knows but When The day of the Tentacle arrives you will both know that the One 24 hours you spent together is more like A Walk in Da Tomb.

And now thats over with you can really see that I should be going to the door where the men in white coats are, who my girlfriend has called


Erwin .........   lighten up man !
Currently working on a project!

Dualnames

Since no one here was straight on this matter, and I haven't violated a forum the last days %coughs% hours , I'm gonna put it the right way....

DID YOU GUYS HAD SEX OR WHAT? WE"RE DYING OF CURIOSITY SO WE'RE MAKING UP STUPID YET SMART JOKES.
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m0ds

QuoteDID YOU GUYS HAD SEX OR WHAT? WE"RE DYING OF CURIOSITY SO WE'RE MAKING UP STUPID YET SMART JOKES.

Project Take Off was unsucessful & closed without further question

Dualnames

WHICH MEANS YOU DIDN'T HAVE SEX?
*caps lock
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m0ds

Let's just say we got FAR NOWHERE.

Saberteeth

Soooo she capped your great casserole? You should see a doctor about that.

Stee

He ended up doing The Great Stroke-Off
<Babar> do me, do me, do me! :D
<ProgZMax> I got an idea - I reached in my pocket and pulled out my Galen. <timofonic2> Maybe I'm a bit gay, enough for do multitask and being romantical

Nightfable

Hahahaha, you guys crack me right up!  :D

Man, I'm bad at this...

Did he Rough in your Diamonds?

Domino

This is still a great read. Best thread ever.  :)

m0ds

Did you let his Bob escape?

Were you blitzed by his Dwarven dagger?

Okay, those are crap :P This thread is good fun to re-read lol!

ShiverMeSideways

Did you thrash his metal?

Did you burn his church?

Dualnames

Did you reached the Showdown?
Did she left you any scars?
I guess it was just an Epitaph..
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vertigoaddict

Okay this isn't a very good one, I think...

Schools out, while I'm in Summer

Lionmonkey

#152
Did his Banana Man put A Curse upon your Monkey island?
,

Akatosh

Did he jazz your crab?  :P

mätzyboy

Has he Ben there?? And Dan that??!!

Dualnames

#155
Has he left an inheritance?

Cheers to layabout who started this thread ownage posts.
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Paper Carnival

Were you telling his Tallbot to please move?
Or maybe it was as fun as that Day with Michael you once had.
Oh, and did you do it in Bernard's Room? That would be Bad Luck, you know.

TerranRich

I just want to say, I'm glad this thread is in the Popular Threads forum. I always knew it should be. ;D
Status: Trying to come up with some ideas...

Layabout

Hehe, yeah, it's a great thread. I just can't believe people are still posting innuendos in it!!!
I am Jean-Pierre.

Akatosh

So how did the little girl enjoy her trip to Underland?

... sorry.  :P

Dualnames

Maybe it was a quest for orgy..eh.. glory.
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Andromeda

Did you aid his Cougar on its Quest for Freedom?
"What do you think of this worm?" "It's dead." "Of course it's dead! Why else would it be in my pocket?"

Dualnames

Did she Hitchhike your Galaxy?
Did she SAW the answer to life, universe and everything?
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Andromeda

Did she really bring some Youth back into your Fountain?
"What do you think of this worm?" "It's dead." "Of course it's dead! Why else would it be in my pocket?"

vertigoaddict

Did the flower girl have a nice flower?

...so wrong...

Dualnames

Did you build the Castle Of Fire?
Was it a pirates tale? or was it dovadula's burn(what a title).
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m0ds

Let's just say...she was very OpenQuest!


arj0n

did he took a look at your Unintelligent Design?
did he spread his Nanobots upon you?
did he show you his Living Nightmare?
it definately was not a Lone Case for you
did he made it his Day of his Tentacle?
did he romance your stones?
was it just Point and Click?
did he named his Dick LaRenzo: Secret Agent?
was it like Indiana Jones - Cumming of Age?
did he put his James in your Neverland?
was it a Revelation for you?
did he said here's my Plan 10 from MY PANTS? Extended version?
was it easy or more like a Pixel Hunt?
did he also went to Bernard's Room?
did he Roast your Mother Goose?
did he Sent you to Oblivion?
did he showed you his Red Dwarf?
Scared Stiff?
you were, like Earl Bobby, looking for his Balls?
you gave him a A Walk In Da Tomb?
did you poomed his Perils?
did you played with his Little Jonny Evil?

Was it like:
Monkey Island: Carnival of the Banged?
Quest for Glory 4½ - So You Thought You Were his Hero?
Ben Jordan - Paranormal Investigator Case 4 - Horror at Number 69?
Knight's Quest IV - Come Today, Gone to Yesterday?
Life of D. Dick?

I'm not crazy, right?

Dualnames

Carnival of the Banged!! hahaha, hilarious..
Anyway, did you take her to the Restaurant At the End of Universe?
Did she saw your dick, gently?
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m0ds

Quotedid he said here's my Plan 10 from MY PANTS? Extended version?

Haha! :)

Why are you all so worried about my Adventure: The Inside Job?

Dualnames

Was it a Forever Friday? Did she drove your Starship Poseidon?
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m0ds

Yes Yufster, the Eye of MY Geltz IS watching You ;)

Layabout

I hope you can keep your Santa Claus Down.

Seriously why are people still posting in this thread. YUFSTER NO LONGER LOVE'S MARK LOVEGROVE!!!
I am Jean-Pierre.

GarageGothic

#173
Yeah, no need to drag up Mods' Cardinal Sins again. They're Relics of the Past. Though I am curious, did it create a Resonance when she applied The Vacuum to your Caged Dragon?

Trihan

Sounds like M0ds is quite the Chick Chaser.

F1ak3r

I'm sure she had The White Chamber when you were done.

m0ds

Hehehehe! So immatre, i love it :D

ASCII prize for the first person to use s7's latest release in this thread ;)

Here's one for layabout for using "Santa Claus Down":
c=====================================8
(to scale)

Gamer_V

Did you shift in her box?

Stupot

It'll make you Shivah when I show you my little Nanobot.

arj0n

#179
Did you penetrated her Temple while touching her two Spheres, mister Jones?
While looking at her Chronicles, did your Captain Cringe? If so, your Slimey Lizard is totally Wasted mr. Wizard!

DeviantGent

Did you make her Meow Apocalyptically?
Did you Purify her Surf?
Did you indulge in Fowl Play?
The Deviant Gent
His Tumblr - His Twitter

SpacePirateCaine

Check out MonstroCity! | Level 0 NPCs on YouTube! | Life's far too short to be pessimistic.

DeviantGent

DID YOU JUST DROP IN TO SEE WHAT CONDITION HER CONDITION WAS IN?

wait no

that's not right
The Deviant Gent
His Tumblr - His Twitter

Stee

Did she soak your Limey Lizard in Femspray?
<Babar> do me, do me, do me! :D
<ProgZMax> I got an idea - I reached in my pocket and pulled out my Galen. <timofonic2> Maybe I'm a bit gay, enough for do multitask and being romantical

m0ds


krishaw

I only just found this thread and I think I speak for everyone when I say:

Was your stranger in there for 5 days?

Was your adventure in her galaxy full of fantabulous wonderment?

When you were done, did you enter her second face?

How paranormal WAS your investigation into her case?

And honestly,

Was your string REALLY infinite?
* *Blip* *Blip* *Blip* End of Cheese Error
    * *Blip* *Blip* *Blip* Can Not Find Drive Z:
    * *Blip* *Blip* *Blip* Unknown Application Error
    * *Blip* *Blip* *Blip* Please Reboot Universe
    * *Blip* *Blip* *Blip* Year Of The Sloth *Blip* *Blip* *Blip*
    * ++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.

magintz

Did she give your "Frank" a "Farm Hand"?
Did you "converge" in her "black well"?
Where you "only sleeping"?
Was there a state of "resonance" between you?
Did you unleash your "beast" on her "beauty"?
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.

krishaw

Was it the best day of your tentacle?

Did you take the position "Grim Fandango"?

Just tell us how long your Monkey was in her Island!
* *Blip* *Blip* *Blip* End of Cheese Error
    * *Blip* *Blip* *Blip* Can Not Find Drive Z:
    * *Blip* *Blip* *Blip* Unknown Application Error
    * *Blip* *Blip* *Blip* Please Reboot Universe
    * *Blip* *Blip* *Blip* Year Of The Sloth *Blip* *Blip* *Blip*
    * ++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.

arrr

Did you show her your Jazz Jackrabbit that came out of the desert? Was it Phantasmaorgia?...Lol change your nick to F1 so we can say that you Pole Positoned her.

Akatosh

Did the two of you go all the way to the end? As in, did you get to explore her Secret Chamber? Or did you have to "kill Joseda" again?  :P

Snake

LOVEGR00VE!1
How hot was her Castle of Fire? Did you Shifter's Box?

Yuffy, did he leave you like a Treasured Medallion, or did he leave you like the Alien Test Game From Many Moons Ago... unfinished?

He talks the talk, but I'm sure he's just another Dave Generic.
Grim: "You're making me want to quit smoking... stop it!;)"
miguel: "I second Grim, stop this nonsense! I love my cigarettes!"

TerranRich

Did she Space Quest your... er... I mean, was she Leisure Suit Lar--

Um... Monkey Island?
Status: Trying to come up with some ideas...

Akatosh

No new innuedos in months? WELL WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

Was it a night to remember?
Did your Downfall hit her Heed?
Did you go through her Back Door, man?

Jim Reed

That's the spirit Akatosh! =D

Did you mark her love grove?

arj0n

While it might have been A Night To Remember, I hope you had the Heed to check afterwards if your Jonny had the Sweet Fragrance Of Feces when going through her Back Door, Man, or didn't she finished the job and left you with blue balls which isn't that cool Colourwise....

m0ds

hehe yes, The Secret of Hutton Church of England Grammar School was my Colourless Sylph inside her...Vacuum.

Stee

I think they converged in her black well.

You see that's the problem with m0ds. He's ruled By The Sword. And he doesn't care about Collateral Jelly.
<Babar> do me, do me, do me! :D
<ProgZMax> I got an idea - I reached in my pocket and pulled out my Galen. <timofonic2> Maybe I'm a bit gay, enough for do multitask and being romantical

m0ds

QuoteYou see that's the problem with m0ds. He's ruled By The Sword. And he doesn't care about Collateral Jelly.

HAHA!! Brilliant and utterly disgusting at the same time, love it!

Digital Mosaic Games

#198
Haha, I´ve post it in the wrong thread...

Snake

Quote from: NEON-GAMES on Tue 29/12/2009 12:15:11
Before I found AGS I´ve made my games with game maker(Here is one
http://www.yoyogames.com/games/107772-le-parkour ;)). I always loved Adventuregames. So I tried to make an adventure with Game Maker. I noticed that it were really complex to make an adventure with Game Maker because it´s a total other gamegenre than for example a jump´n´Run. Than I searched for an engine for Adventuregames and of course then I found AGS. ;D

I LOVE AGS!!! :-*

Er...
Grim: "You're making me want to quit smoking... stop it!;)"
miguel: "I second Grim, stop this nonsense! I love my cigarettes!"

arj0n

Didn't got Lost In her Paradise...?

m0ds

LOL yes, it was his Didi McDoodle and bulging AeroNuts that caused his Downfall.

monkey0506

Mark, No One Likes You. We know you are trying to Escape from the Chaotic City because you Want an Identity like Frank Stallone, The Driver. You, however, cannot have one, which is why your life is a Living Nightmare..deluxe.

Galen

Quote from: Snake on Tue 29/12/2009 14:49:57
Quote from: NEON-GAMES on Tue 29/12/2009 12:15:11
Before I found AGS I´ve made my games with game maker(Here is one
http://www.yoyogames.com/games/107772-le-parkour ;)). I always loved Adventuregames. So I tried to make an adventure with Game Maker. I noticed that it were really complex to make an adventure with Game Maker because it´s a total other gamegenre than for example a jump´n´Run. Than I searched for an engine for Adventuregames and of course then I found AGS. ;D

I LOVE AGS!!! :-*

Er...
So back to that Mark Lovegrove. I heard he's having an affair with a Red Dwarf called Frank Stallone, their relationship must be a Living Nightmare.

Dualnames

Was Meoooowster, indeed a cat lady?

I bet what you showed her, was a Red dwarf..
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monkey0506

Wait..m0ds hooked up with the Meowster? Lucky son of a--

deadsuperhero

Quote from: monkey_05_06 on Sun 07/03/2010 20:10:35
Mark, No One Likes You. We know you are trying to Escape from the Chaotic City because you Want an Identity like Frank Stallone, The Driver. You, however, cannot have one, which is why your life is a Living Nightmare..deluxe.
:D

When does he ever sleep?
The fediverse needs great indie game developers! Find me there!

Haddas

did you tap that ass


EDIT: I'm not very good at this.

arj0n

errrr....

Did you gave her your 1st Drop or did it end up like a Living Nightmare Deluxe?
Practising 69, did you had Fun With Numbers?
Been Inside her Monkey Island, did she still had Hope you might give her the Secret of your Chunky Salsa...?
And afterwards, did she complained about This odd feeling?

;D

Patternjake

I've played Grim Fandango, it was OK but I didn't enjoy it as much as I did the MI series.
If im not coding, im msn. If im not msn, im gaming.

Dualnames

Quote from: Patternjake on Fri 11/06/2010 12:37:14
I've played Grim Fandango, it was OK but I didn't enjoy it as much as I did the MI series.

Meowster had her share of fun. It was the day of the Dead for m0ds though...
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m0ds

Good job you supplied me a Hitchhikers Guide to her Galaxy (remake) then, Dual ;)

m0ds

Please don't remind me about her Johnson Report. It's an Almost True Story.

lol 1st drop Arj0n :)

Akatosh

#213
Did you go on The Journey Down to help get her Over the Edge?
Did she get to handle your Fur Balls?
Did you Pinger her Pigeon?

...I'm sorry.

Stee

so m0ds you still haven't told us......

did she play nice or did she use the blackwell deception?

did it take a lot of effort for her to conjure your unfolding spider?

is she really the lifedrinker of landsdowne?

also, I know you are a pretty sick individual Marky Mark, but please tell me you didnt let her give you a Crimson Bath!  :o

<Babar> do me, do me, do me! :D
<ProgZMax> I got an idea - I reached in my pocket and pulled out my Galen. <timofonic2> Maybe I'm a bit gay, enough for do multitask and being romantical

tzachs

Well, I have it from a good source, that she indeed took a byte of his draculator.
After that, he scourged her underworld.
She said that she enjoyed the heroics, but too bad it was done in the nick of time...

arj0n

#216
It's all a hoax! It turned out it was The Day That Nothing Happened, like Odissea:  An Almost True Story   :P
He might have given himself a Night of the Testicle... for about 15 Minutes... ;)

Dualnames

m0ds asked for another round, but his "Vohaul" never stroke back, so m0ds took the Passage of Saints. :P
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Ghost

#218
[no, has been used already. dang!]

er... he once made the dead dance!

Dualnames

M0DS R U GUY WHO GUN TITS MEOWSTER LESSON?
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m0ds

#220
LOL..funny stuff!  :=

Spoiler
My Abner (the amazing) was Metal Dead for sure, but 9 Months In it was apparent she wanted to Escape the barn so as a last ditch effort I took what she called my Fragment and RAM ghosted her but all I managed was to spunk in her Retina.
[close]

JIM :P

monkey0506

This thread needs more posting in it. Support Screen 7, love Lovegrove.

Ghost

Quote from: monkey_05_06 on Thu 15/03/2012 19:12:55
This thread needs more posting in it. Support Screen 7
True that!

Mark was caught having lots of Secs to achieve (Big! Blue!) World Domination!

m0ds

#223
LOL someone took the support too far and downloaded NOTT 655 times. Muppet! (See http://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/games.php )

I will tell you something related to the history of this thread. After I sent Yufster GF she sent me the boxed QFG Quadrilogy. I never played it, she made amateur mistake of "never give mods a Sierra adventure game" and how old is this thread now, quite a few years, as was that gift so I felt it was time for it to move on.

So I took the box to AdventureX to give away as a prize and did so, but the guy who won it was fortunate enough to look inside before leaving and found there was no CD and only a letter to me from Yufster, LOL.

Sadly he had to go away with a different prize ;) I think I kept the Quadrilogy (I'm sure Yufster won't mind me trying to get rid of it....much to GrimReapers disgust) and I think I brought it and the letter home but I can't find them now. Typical!

So now you know what you are supporting, a forgetful, item losing anti-Sierra person. THANKS!  ;D

blueskirt

Oh, Mark, stop being such a tease and show us your High Steel!

m0ds

Sure blueskirt, I have something you can wrap your Jaws around ;)

blueskirt


Layabout

Almost ten years and this thread is still going! I didn't know it had the stamina.
I am Jean-Pierre.

Dualnames

Those are the exact same feelings and words Yufster said to m0ds. M0ds' p was barely floating the whole time.
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Ghost

Quote from: Dualnames on Mon 06/05/2013 13:59:19
M0ds' p was barely floating the whole time.

And with reason, Yuftster left him in stitches! He made it, though, but some say these days he's only patchwork.

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