I assume he Hit The Road when he saw the size of the Shadows on her Templars. Though rumour has it this was after she pulled his pants down and saw Knuttin Atoll, to which he retorted with an accusation of her Booty being Phatt and Scabb-ridden. Unsuprisingly, this caused a Melee in which Blood was drawn, no thanks to a troublesome Monkey. He may have been a Dinky little thing, but he sure did pack a Big Whoop! Hopefully, Gilbert (who's a Goodmate of mine) reminded you to lubricate your Shinetop so it doesn't Fester, because you don't want Phungoria growing on your Mushroom, I can tell you. It really restricts your ability to put it Deep in the Heart of the Carribean.
Okay, I'm all out of ideas. Thank you and goodnight!